Ando Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 15 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Latest Bridget Jones, awful 2 out of 10 at best, nae tits. Rene what's her name continually doing a bad Bridget Jones impression while being Bridget Jones. In today's woke world, who do you think she ends up with - the young white lad or the middle aged black lad 🤔 Well, given Edward Woodward is now replaced by a black female American rapper, I'm guessing a gender-fluid non-binary trans they/them that identifies as a persecuted lamp post or such like. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Watching The Gorge on Apple TV - will report back... Link to comment
Gold zeroisgold Posted February 17 Gold Share Posted February 17 12 hours ago, dj_bollocks said: Watching The Gorge on Apple TV - will report back... Was a decent film although didn't seem to know what genre it wanted to be... action, romance, fantasy, horror, sci-fi. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Nosferatu. I quite liked it, probably enjoyed the cinematography more than the actual story. I realise its a rip off of Dracula, but always feel vampire movies should concentrate on being scary / chilling, rather than the odd art-house eroticism they often to go for. The famous dracula arrival scene of the ghost ship smashing into the coast of the (island) UK is iconic - but surely it doesnt work in nosferatu, given he is travelling from the carpathians to germany, where there is a direct land route and absolutely no reasonable means of going by ship!?! it took me a while to place Ralph Ineson, playing one of the doctors in the film - it was his voice which helped. "Chris Finch ya c*nt!" I exclaimed upon seeing the light! Link to comment
Gold JumboJET Posted February 21 Gold Share Posted February 21 51 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: "Chris Finch ya c*nt!" I exclaimed upon seeing the light! It was especially jarring when his character's credentials were extolled as "he reads a book a week". 1 Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 On 2/17/2025 at 10:25 AM, zeroisgod76 said: Was a decent film although didn't seem to know what genre it wanted to be... action, romance, fantasy, horror, sci-fi. Yeah it was a bit of everything really. Not awful, not brilliant but a solid 6/10 you won't hate it kinda movie. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 The Companion was fun too. Don't watch the trailer... Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Night of the Generals. I had long wanted to see this. Its a detective thriller concerning the hierarchy of the German Army in the final period of WW2, when various Generals are suspected of a murder. It starts in Warsaw where a prostitute is murdered but, as she was also a German agent, the Abwehr (German Intelligence) commence an investigation. It has a great cast, including Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Donald Pleasance, Charles Gray etc. (No doubt our modern woke sensibilities would now scorn Sharif, an Egyptian, playing a European lol.) I thought it was OK, though I think its scope is too large - it quickly expands from Warsaw to include other locations and indeed time periods (the story extends to post war and post war scenes and mixed in with war time going son). For me the result of this scale is that the material becomes quite shallow, in terms of the characters and plot. Prob give it 6/10. Maybe war film fans would get more out of it than crime thriller fans. I always liked the idea of having a conventional crime thriller set amid war time, showing that "life goes on" even in war. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 11 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Night of the Generals. I had long wanted to see this. Its a detective thriller concerning the hierarchy of the German Army in the final period of WW2, when various Generals are suspected of a murder. It starts in Warsaw where a prostitute is murdered but, as she was also a German agent, the Abwehr (German Intelligence) commence an investigation. It has a great cast, including Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Donald Pleasance, Charles Gray etc. (No doubt our modern woke sensibilities would now scorn Sharif, an Egyptian, playing a European lol.) I thought it was OK, though I think its scope is too large - it quickly expands from Warsaw to include other locations and indeed time periods (the story extends to post war and post war scenes and mixed in with war time going son). For me the result of this scale is that the material becomes quite shallow, in terms of the characters and plot. Prob give it 6/10. Maybe war film fans would get more out of it than crime thriller fans. I always liked the idea of having a conventional crime thriller set amid war time, showing that "life goes on" even in war. Ever read the Bernie Gunther novels by Philip Kerr? German detective in Berlin books spanning the rise of the Nazis right through to 1960's. Thank me later as they are.... 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Ever read the Bernie Gunther novels by Philip Kerr? German detective in Berlin books spanning the rise of the Nazis right through to 1960's. Thank me later as they are.... Sounds good, thanks. I had reads Richard Harris alternate history ones (Fatherland etc) which follow a detective, but not these - yet! Link to comment
sigh Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 16 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Sounds good, thanks. I had reads Richard Harris alternate history ones (Fatherland etc) which follow a detective, but not these - yet! Better off with the Sven Hassel books 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 16 hours ago, sigh said: Better off with the Sven Hassel books Read em all years ago👍 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 18 hours ago, sigh said: Better off with the Sven Hassel books 2 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Read em all years ago👍 Same here, absolutely loved them at the time. The film, not so much 🤣 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 September 5 - telling the story of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack from the viewpoint of the ABC sports channel. Decent watch. 7.5/10 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 starship troopers + two actresses - plotline 8/110 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 at close range + decent actors - no tits 5/10 Link to comment
Gold RAZOR Posted March 13 Gold Share Posted March 13 Didn't think Gladiator II was as bad as made out. Decent watch, solid 6.5 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Last Breath - guy gets stranded at the bottom of the North Sea. Few shots of the Granite City looking magnificent. Any of you boys do that seabed shit? 7/10 no tits. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 The Guest - mysterious soldier appears at the family home of his fallen comrade. Top class, 9/10, some great wee tits in it too. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Mickey 17 - Robert Pattison dies and gets new versions of himself 3D printed everytime...this one is version 17. No tits, but great film. Mark Ruffalo is excellent and even Jordan Pickford is quite decent. 8/10. Link to comment
jamiesd Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 58 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: The Guest - mysterious soldier appears at the family home of his fallen comrade. Top class, 9/10, some great wee tits in it too. Great film 2 Link to comment
JamieMT Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 3/19/2025 at 8:53 AM, jamiesd said: Great film Loved it! 2 Link to comment
JamieMT Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 On 3/19/2025 at 7:53 AM, manboobs109 said: Last Breath - guy gets stranded at the bottom of the North Sea. Few shots of the Granite City looking magnificent. Any of you boys do that seabed shit? 7/10 no tits. Just finished. Really good watch and an incredible story. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 On 3/19/2025 at 7:53 AM, manboobs109 said: Last Breath - guy gets stranded at the bottom of the North Sea. Few shots of the Granite City looking magnificent. Any of you boys do that seabed shit? 7/10 no tits. I sometimes sit in a room drinking tea telling the cunts which nut to tighten. That would have been the mother of all tea breaks when that shit went down. 2 Link to comment
Gold Ramandu Posted March 27 Gold Share Posted March 27 On 3/19/2025 at 7:53 AM, manboobs109 said: Last Breath - guy gets stranded at the bottom of the North Sea. Few shots of the Granite City looking magnificent. Any of you boys do that seabed shit? 7/10 no tits. Just saw they've made a fictional film about it. The trailer didn't make me want to watch it. Really enjoyed the documentary about it though, also called Last Breath. Link to comment
Roberto Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, Ramandu said: Just saw they've made a fictional film about it. The trailer didn't make me want to watch it. Really enjoyed the documentary about it though, also called Last Breath. English boy is a complete wanker Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Conclave, excellent and brilliantly acted. Nae tits. 8.5/10. Link to comment
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