Aberdeen Nightclubs

[StandFree1982]

I hate bouncers and bar staff who decide, not on the basis of how much drink you've had, but whether or not they like the cut of your jib, whether to serve you or not.

 

They're cunts. Fuck being at their mercy.

Aye, bunch of arseholes.

 

I have been refused entry into Amadeus because I, when there wasn't a single person queuing to get in, went under the queue ropes to get to the door. He first told me I couldn't get in because I hadn't went through the queue properly, then proceeded to tell me when i told him that he was speaking utter pish, that I had drunk too much.

 

Hope he has leg aids.

[GK55]

Haha, bloody jobsworths. If I was a barman I would never refuse anyone a drink if they were smashed. Their choice, nae mine.

 

thats the thing - i only had 4 beers - wasnt in the slightest drunk, or anywhere near it. Think it was a 'face dont fit' thing.

[tup]

If you look like you have the potential for taking no shit, you dinna get in.

 

If you turn up mob handed looking like the above ^^^^^, the bouncers shit themselves.

 

If it's 5 or 6 of them against 2 of you, forget it.

[tup]

If, on the other hand, you turn up looking like Donny fucking Osmond, in G-Star raw, with an effeminate voice, and a limp wrist, all neutral and stuff, you will be welcomed with open arms, and the bouncers will pretend to be decent people as they hold the door open for you.

[The Boofon]

I've never been refused entry to a club in my life.

[Bluto10]

you had some run ins with rent-a-meathead 'door staff' before tup?

[tup]

I got battered by a bouncer when I was 18 trying to get into The Palace, blood all over my face, totally unprovoked.

[tommo1903]

I've never been refused entry to a club in my life.

 

Neither have I. Bouncers fear me.

 

Dont wear G Star Raw or any of that pish either.

[Bluto10]

I got battered by a bouncer when I was 18 trying to get into The Palace, blood all over my face, totally unprovoked.

 

totally unprovoked?

 

or just a wee bit of harmelss provocation, friendly banter ken?

[tup]

totally unprovoked?

 

or just a wee bit of harmelss provocation, friendly banter ken?

 

I canna mind being honest, he said I wisna getting in, which was after I paid

[tommo1903]

totally unprovoked?

 

or just a wee bit of harmelss provocation, friendly banter ken?

 

Wouldn't happen to me.

 

Never been battered in my life, I once waded in to a group of 18 rowdy yorkshire 20 odd year olds at the age of 17 who were being wide at Leeds Festival, they shat it and ran.

[tup]

Wouldn't happen to me.

 

Never been battered in my life, I once waded in to a group of 18 rowdy yorkshire 20 odd year olds at the age of 17 who were being wide at Leeds Festival, they shat it and ran.

 

You should get together with Dan Rivers and do a book.

[BrianFaePerth]

Never been battered in my life, I once waded in to a group of 18 rowdy yorkshire 20 odd year olds at the age of 17 who were being wide at Leeds Festival, they shat it and ran.

 

 

Aye, but if they'd been guys ye'd have been deid.

[tommo1903]

You should get together with Dan Rivers and do a book.

 

No.

 

My stories are loosley based on the truth. His are full of shite.

[The Boofon]

Wouldn't happen to me.

 

Never been battered in my life, I once waded in to a group of 18 rowdy yorkshire 20 odd year olds at the age of 17 who were being wide at Leeds Festival, they shat it and ran.

 

 

How did you know they were all Yorkshire?

[tommo1903]

How did you know they were all Yorkshire?

 

I heard them speak.

[Dynamo]

How did you know they were all Yorkshire?

 

 

People from Yorkshire go round chanting "Yawkshur, Yawkshur". They're fairly identifiable.

[tup]

They all also eat puddings, and say 'ey up lad' and 'ee ba gum, can your belly touch your bum' and that kind of thing so I can see why tommo found them so readily identifiable as 18 Yorkshire when he started on them by himself.

 

The only bit I'm having trouble with is that they ran away, they dinna run in Yorkshire

[Moorie86]

You should get together with Dan Rivers and do a book.

I think he is Dan.

[Bluto10]

Wouldn't happen to me.

 

Never been battered in my life, I once waded in to a group of 18 rowdy yorkshire 20 odd year olds at the age of 17 who were being wide at Leeds Festival, they shat it and ran.

 

 

same here tommo.

 

only minks get into fights.

 

the likes of myself, just chill out enjoy their night and let the riff raff squabble amongst themselves.

[Dynamo]

same here tommo.

 

only minks get into fights.

 

the likes of myself, just chill out fall asleep and let the riff raff squabble amongst themselves.

[Dazzler]

Korova Klub (with a K) is probably my favourite club in toon. Babylon is good but can be a nightmare to get to the bar.

 

Exodus has gone way downhill in the past couple of years, Tunnels is full of Polish folk listening to fuckin mental music.

 

Priory is shite, Pearl is awful. Aurum is ok, but full of fuckin arseholes - same as Bad Apple. Tiger is full of cunts.

 

Nightclubs are shite anyway, pubs are where it is at. Can't get any banter in a nightclub.

Korova is just as shit as everywhere else. Club Tropicana is the only good place in town...

[leftside]

Last nite-club I went to in Aberdeen was Sir Laffalots

[The Boofon]

I heard them speak.

 

 

All of them?

 

Maybe they were pretending to be Yorkshire.

 

I can do a cracking Dundee accent. I'm not fromTayside though.

[tommo1903]

They all also eat puddings, and say 'ey up lad' and 'ee ba gum, can your belly touch your bum' and that kind of thing so I can see why tommo found them so readily identifiable as 18 Yorkshire when he started on them by himself.

 

The only bit I'm having trouble with is that they ran away, they dinna run in Yorkshire

 

They ran away as they were scared.

[DD1903]

haha I won't be there, I'm off to France on Saturday

 

I'm sure a few posters from here will be in though, I'm told they like it in there.

 

You make it sound like you would have been there had you not been in France!

[Dynamo]

You make it sound like you would have been there had you not been in France!

 

 

Haha I suppose I did.

 

But no, not my kinda haunt, Wilsons, the Snuggery etc across the road, aye, but nae this place. I'll leave the bummers to their own devices

[DD1903]

Jury's Inn, right next to the train station, upstairs in the Union Square place.

 

Nobody in there will be bothered that you're weegies

 

I'll be the only weegie! Too many of us and the aberdonians would pick up on us. Can't have the jealousy rearing it's ugly head now, can we?!

[Foster14]

Korova is just as shit as everywhere else. Club Tropicana is the only good place in town...

 

[tup]

It's heartwarming to know that weegies dinna feel safe/welcome in a lot of bars in Aberdeen.