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Minijc can unscramble scrambled eggs.

[Bobby Connor]

Minijc once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[E-P-K]

MiniJc can count to infinity.

[vanderark14]

MiniJC is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like MiniJC.

 

Minijc doesnt turn on the lights, minijc switches off the dark

[zander]

Minijc doesnt dodge bullets they dodge him

Mini only shags men cause hes shagged every woman

[vanderark14]

when the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks the cupboard for minijc

 

minijc can lead a horse to water and make it drink

 

minijc can slam a revolving door

 

when minijc jumps into the pool he doesnt get wet the water gets minijc

[Bobby Connor]

MiniJC invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Millertime invented pink.

[vanderark14]

minijc played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

 

minijc can touch MC Hammer

[Bobby Connor]

There is no such thing as global warming. MiniJC was cold, so he turned the sun up.

[fatshaft]

minijc played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

 

minijc can touch MC Hammer

[zander]

MiniJc got an errection while laying face down and struck oil.

[Bobby Connor]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not MiniJC.

[zander]

MiniJC visited The Virgin Islands they are now called The Islands.

[vanderark14]

MiniJC visited The Virgin Islands they are now called The Islands.

 

minijc once asked for a big mac in burger king and he got one

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MiniJC visited The Virgin Islands they are now called The Islands.

 

You've just taken this too far.

[Bobby Connor]

minijc doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[DodgyKeeper]

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in MiniJC's school class.

 

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be MiniJC.

 

There is no Control button onMiniJC's computer. MiniJC is always in control.

[NorthernLights24]

MiniJC can look at Michael Mols' wife without vomiting.

[Bobby Connor]

MiniJC once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

[SuperHans]

Minijc's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[zander]

A cobra once bit MiniJC after 5 suffering days the cobra died.

[SuperHans]

Minijc has beaten a wall at tennis.

[vanderark14]

minijc uses a live rattle snake as a condom

[SuperHans]

Soperman and Batman wear MiniJC pyjamas.

[minijc]

minijc uses a live rattle snake as a condom

[vanderark14]

minjc has a night light. not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of minijc

[Bobby Connor]

There is no such thing as lesbians, just women who has never met MiniJC.

[Dynamo]

Before he goes to sleep every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for minijc.

[vanderark14]

minjc let the dogs out

 

minjc makes onions cry

[vanderark14]

Before he goes to sleep every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for minijc.

 

keep up dynamo