Bobby Connor Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 MiniJC doesn't say "who's yer daddy", because he knows the answer. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 minijc once f**ked a woman in a JCB, some sperm got loose. you now know them as transformers Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 there is no life and death, only those minijc allows to live Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 keep up dynamo Sorry, i thought it was just a long thread about Gerrard....missed out on all the fun! Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 red bull's main ingrediant is the sweat of minjc Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 MiniJC can hold his breath for nine years. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 With Gerrard being able to afford the best legal team im suprised to see him still being in custody. You would think a QC would get him out sharpish if there was not much to it. Every possibility he will get kept in over night and face the court in the morning who will prob release him on bail. Or if he has been a bad boy remanded (unlikely) Link to comment
Nig Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I wonder if Liverpool will get Micheal Shields to appear before the next game at Anfield in a "FREE STEVIE G" t-shirt ? Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I can just imagine the reactions down Anfield way right now: "Fookin'ell, likkkke! Ay-ay-ay, calm down, mate! Free Stevie G, ya know? He ain't dun nuttin, likkke! Let 'im go, or ah'l stickkk ya wit' me mate Stanley, likkke!" Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Saw that MiniJC has posted some Gerrard related pictures on P&B. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Saw that MiniJC has posted some Gerrard related pictures on P&B. Link to comment
centraldon Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Had to laugh at the beebs coverage, the video link at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7802932.stm. When describing the photo's the reporters giving it "here we can see a fan that may or may not have been involved in the incident" and "here we can see blood which may or may not have been blood from the incident". How vague can you get?? Link to comment
zander Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Cant have been our stevie he was in bed someone else called Steven Gerrard did it hes already owned up. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Sky News: Breaking News: Steven Gerrard charged with assault and affray. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...eged-brawl.html Could this be the moment that Liverpools title dreams start to fall apart? Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted December 30, 2008 Admin Share Posted December 30, 2008 Who's to bet Gerrard's house was burgled again when he was kept under lock in the police station? Link to comment
zig-a-zig-ah Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Sky News: Breaking News: Steven Gerrard charged with assault and affray. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...eged-brawl.html Could this be the moment that Liverpools title dreams start to fall apart? Throw away the key. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Actually this might be the real reason why Gerrard has been arrested. Gerrard is a big fan of Phil Collins and counts the singer's greatest hits as his favourite album. He is also partial to Coldplay. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/de...bar-brawl-fight Link to comment
fatshaft Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Actually this might be the real reason why Gerrard has been arrested. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/de...bar-brawl-fightYou know, when you see him being interviewed, you could tell he'd pick the most boring music on earth. No wonder his wife is out shagging bouncers. Link to comment
SuperHans Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 You know, when you see him being interviewed, you could tell he'd pick the most boring music on earth. No wonder his wife is out shagging bouncers. Care to elaborate? Link to comment
fatshaft Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Care to elaborate?allegedly one of his kids is not his, but one of Liverpool's notrious drug dealers/bouncers called "Pancake" I believe. It's the reason Everton sing "the baby's not yours" at him. Allegedly he has pics and a video of her. More allegedlys :Stevie's badass personnel security, who is 'the man' on Merseyside paid Pancake a little visit and convinced him to shelve plans to sell the pics and relocate out of town. There is also meant to be a little film of a very refreshed Alex pleasuring pancake in a club toilet. The best part is that Pancake is so called because due to his temper 'he flips so easily'. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 MiniJC can hold his breath for nine years. when minijc does push ups he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down minijc doesnt get frostbite, minijc bites frost Link to comment
K-9 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Pretty serious charge as ABH has been added. 3 of them arrested though so can almost guarentee that the other 2 will take the rap and say Gerrard not involved leading to nice fat pay off. Link to comment
OneZanderDiamond Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Disgraceful thug but he's the media darling so will get off while Joey Barton had to do time Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 would anyone elase find it funny if captain fantastic had to do time Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Disgraceful thug but he's the media darling so will get off while Joey Barton had to do time Whats the media got to do with it ? , Its a court of law he has to answer to, not Sky TV or The tabloids. Link to comment
OneZanderDiamond Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Whats the media got to do with it ? , Its a court of law he has to answer to, not Sky TV or The tabloids. I wanted Roberto to bite Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 The ECHO can confirm a dispute broke out after a song request was turned down Link to comment
Guest Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 If it was f**kin' 'Another Day in Paradise' then they deserved it. Link to comment
Nig Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 CCTV footage just released Link to comment
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