Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 It would be much quicker for me to list the things I canna do. - grow some hair - keep yer temper in check. - get to a dons game Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I had the odd joint between 15-25...didnt do much for me as I wisnae a smoker and cant say I enjoyed it that much, im still surrounded by good mates who take coke mainly....never dabbled myself, still a good few mates who have their blow oot on e's and all sorts and there in their lates 30's early 40's.... always fancied coke with some champers and a hotel room with the Mrs...but never got roond to it, been in plenty company and parties where coke is being handed oot like nips o vodka....no objection to anyone taking drugs. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I had the odd joint between 15-25...didnt do much for me as I wisnae a smoker and cant say I enjoyed it that much, im still surrounded by good mates who take coke mainly....never dabbled myself, still a good few mates who have their blow oot on e's and all sorts and there in their lates 30's early 40's.... always fancied coke with some champers and a hotel room with the Mrs...but never got roond to it, been in plenty company and parties where coke is being handed oot like nips o vodka....no objection to anyone taking drugs. Not what its cracked up to be, for two reasons a) she finds out just how much of a fucking Hoover nosed bastard you really are. b) After copius amounts, you realize that you wish all yer mates were with you and you start singing 'Here we fucking go' at the ipod Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Not what its cracked up to be, for one reason a) After copius amounts, you realize that you wish all yer mates were butt naked sucking you off while you listen to the communards weirdo. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 wish i was there or even had mates. Weirdo 1 Link to comment
Chrisyboy81 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 hey, i can throw a kettle over a pub, what can you do?I've been on Blockbusters Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I've been on Blockbusters Trumped by my appearance on Countdown and 15 - 1. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I've been in the headline news on Sky news and BBC news! Paris 1998, the eve of the World cup, the big news was rioting breaks out on the champs elysees, it reported it was North Africans but the pictures actually showed a group of Aberdeen people, I was centre screen goading a riot policeman. Long story how we innocently got involved but two of our number were front page news for days as they'd embarrassed Scotland by being the first arrested of the World cup. I very nearly got fired from my company. And that's my claim to fame! Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I've been in the headline news on Sky news and BBC news! Paris 1998, the eve of the World cup, the big news was rioting breaks out on the champs elysees, it reported it was North Africans but the pictures actually showed a group of Aberdeen people, I was centre screen goading a riot policeman. Long story how we innocently got involved but two of our number were front page news for days as they'd embarrassed Scotland by being the first arrested of the World cup. I very nearly got fired from my company. And that's my claim to fame! were you stoned at the time? Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Not what its cracked up to be, for two reasons a) she finds out just how much of a fucking Hoover nosed bastard you really are. b) After copius amounts, you realize that you wish all HER mates were with you and you start singing 'Here we fucking go' at the ipod sorted Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I was slightly drunk, we'd had a party all day on the grass beside the eiffel tower and went to watch the opening parade, sadly things went downhill from there. Our first night of a 3 week holiday and 2 of our group arrested, we were gutted for them but still had a great time. May I add that we only got involved after severe provocation. Link to comment
ebbe Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Not what its cracked up to be, for two reasons a) she finds out just how much of a fucking Hoover nosed bastard you really are. b) After copius amounts, you realize that you wish all yer mates were with you and you start singing 'Here we fucking go' at the ipod Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 May I remind you all that daytripping was known to pavement dance with some top lads back in the day including Sword of Truth from Aberdeen Mad. These lads may be sporting false teeth and thick glasses these days but, difficult as it may be to believe now, they were not to be trifled with during that halcyon period when hooliganism was seen as a badge of honour. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 May I remind you all that daytripping was known to pavement dance with some top lads back in the day including Sword of Truth from Aberdeen Mad. These lads may be sporting false teeth and thick glasses these days but, difficult as it may be to believe now, they were not to be trifled with during that halcyon period when hooliganism was seen as a badge of honour. Funnily enough Sword of Truth was there that holiday and he was there that night! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 May I remind you all that daytripping was known to pavement dance with some top lads back in the day including Sword of Truth from Aberdeen Mad. These lads may be sporting false teeth and thick glasses these days but, difficult as it may be to believe now, they were not to be trifled with during that halcyon period when hooliganism was seen as a badge of honour. they were like modern day knights of the realm. the scrappin was usually over some fair maidens honour. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 they were like modern day knights of the realm. the scrappin was usually over some fair maidens honour. As well as defending wheelchair bound kids from bullies and saving drowning puppies. Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Not to mention smashing pint glasses in to the faces of unsuspecting huns who happened to chance upon the likes of the Schooner for a pre-match pint having hopped off the train from weegieland unawares. All done to the cheering acclaim of 50 or so onlookers, he was asking for it, what's not to like? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 As well as defending wheelchair bound kids from bullies and saving drowning puppies. you couldve done with a guy like me backing you up. then you wouldnt have been on the end of so many beatings. still best that your out of the game now old man ;-) Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 you couldve done with a guy like me backing you up. then you wouldnt have been on the end of so many beatings. still best that your out of the game now old man ;-) i think Dayts at his advanced age could likely still be relied upon to defend a wheelchair bound person being bullied. even if he weren't drugged. :thumbs: Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 i think Dayts at his advanced age could likely still be relied upon to defend a wheelchair bound person being bullied. even if he weren't drugged. :thumbs: Damned with faint praise, is this what it's come to, poor daytripping. He was tough once, honest. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I'm only in my early forties! Still plenty life in the middle aged dog yet! Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I'm only in my early forties! Still plenty life in the middle aged dog yet! well in that case, i'll count on you to defend my virtue (what's left of it) if it comes to that some day too then. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Yep i'll stand up to tup and bluto should they ever get nasty with you! :thumbs: Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 No worries dayts, I'm a staunch defender of weemin's honour. I may get torn into them now and again, but that's just me blowing off steam. A man should never lift his hand to a women, regardless of provocation. They should seek an alternative solution, such as getting one of your pals to bump her off © Nat Fraser. However, much as I fancy your chances against bluto, I'm also absolutely against using physical force on old mannies, so your offer to stand up to me, magnanimous as it might sound to LGIR, is laughable. I'm where you were 20 years ago, in the zone, ready to take on all comers. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I'm where you were 20 years ago, in the zone, ready to take on all comers. well fat man, im where you never will be. at the apex of the physical condition. violence is not the solution but suffice to say im better at it than you Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 well fat man, im where you never will be. at the apex of the physical condition. violence is not the solution but suffice to say im better at it than you I'm not boasting, and I dinna mean to cause offence, but I'd batter you with one hand tied behind my back, you English football loving sausage jockey. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Back on topic. Tried every one of them apart from Meth. Smoked smack and crack on the same night many moons ago but I was out of my nut on bolivian marching powder and ectos at the time and back in some hovel of a flat in some horrible bit of Aberdeen at the time so cannot really say if it was good or bad. I cannot see meth holding much appeal to me. Clean as a whistle these days though. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 well fat man, im where you never will be. at the apex of the physical condition. violence is not the solution but suffice to say im better at it than you I'm not boasting, and I dinna mean to cause offence, but I'd batter you with one hand tied behind my back, you English football loving sausage jockey. I'm absolutely against any sort of physical violence of any kind whatsoever. But, having said that, I'd pick the pair of you up in my mighty Viking paws, and bash your heads together like a retarded kid playing with his Action Men. I'm just pointing that out to you both. Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I'm absolutely against any sort of physical violence of any kind whatsoever. But, having said that, I'd pick the pair of you up in my mighty Viking paws, and bash your heads together like a retarded kid playing with his Action Men. I'm just pointing that out to you both. Aye, of course everything's bigger in America, as Oor Wullie's yank 2nd cousin never tired of telling him. After which, him and his pals proceeded to make a cunt of him. Not that I'm implying that's what would happen if I had a fight with you, but the parallels are there. Of course you might be wielding a 'piece'. And not of the 'jeely' variety so enjoyed by Wull, Jeemy the Moose, and Brian fae Bergen amongst others. 3 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Kelt were you not once the innocent victim of a cowardly motiveless attack by the " casuals" ? I was indeed attacked by three young gentlemen of a fashionable disposition, all of whom were a few years older than myself, yes. Link to comment
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