Pet Hates

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Would you ever have sex with a black woman min?

I did the once min. Nae again though.😉👍

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Enough about the 'Broch. 

Fraserburgh is an odd town; desolate town centre, skeggers, experimenters, alkies, tory voters, pretentious wankers found its basis, but, on the plus side, bloody good people are to be found here as well.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

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[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fraserburgh is an odd town; desolate town centre, skeggers, experimenters, alkies, tory voters, pretentious wankers found its basis, but, on the plus side, bloody good people are to be found here as well.

 

but definitely not the Reid’s.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I did the once min. Nae again though.😉👍

Have you been able to look at a Turkish delight since?

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Have you been able to look at a Turkish delight since?

😆. They're never on my menu min. Galaxy on the other hand...

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

17 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Then they'd probably bum him to death.

Or shoot him. They're quite handy with their weapons down that way, I'm led to believe. 

A very laissez-faire approach to life.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 hours ago, Dons79 said:

 

but definitely not the Reid’s.

Fucking odious artistry which is a irrevocable blight on oor toon's landscape.

The fucking neck of the folk is truly indefensible.

 

[Edwin Starr]

Unionists.

Tell you why they allow another country to strip Scotland of it's mass resources.

In 2023 Scotland transferred 13.27 trillion watt hours of electricity to England... And pay for the privilege.

London gets it renewable energy from France and Holland they pay for it .😡

You can add vat on fuel  cigarettes, and just about everything else goes south into the coffers of the English elite at Westminster.

Scotland's water is next to be piped south.

There's many reasons why they say now is not the time or you've already had an independence referendum.

The ball and chain is firmly on for one reason our wealth of plenty.

Seriously for a country of 5 million people there's so much more we could do after we remove that heavy iron ball and chain.

Oh and fuck Westminster.

[DD1903]

Black Friday. Americanised pish

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, DD1903 said:

Black Friday. Americanised pish

Racist

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Yeah, leave the Americans alone

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

The current British Gas TV advert.

It's more about promoting homosexuality rather than fucking boiler cover that it pretends to be advertising. 

[Dom Sullivan]

47 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The current British Gas TV advert.

It's more about promoting homosexuality rather than fucking boiler cover that it pretends to be advertising. 

Is that the one with the wee diver in his budgies?

 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Is that the one with the wee diver in his budgies?

 

Aye, that's the one.

[Dom Sullivan]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Aye, that's the one.

Its a shocker right enough.

The Gas Engineer chappy looks a tad uncomfortable when he's putting his tool away in case he's asked by the wee diver to have a look at his ballcock...

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Its a shocker right enough.

The Gas Engineer chappy looks a tad uncomfortable when he's putting his tool away in case he's asked by the wee diver to have a look at his ballcock...

It's an awful commercial.

The engineer lad looks extremely uncomfy when Daley whips off his towel and mumbles his poofy innuendo.

[For Fecks Sake]

5 hours ago, DD1903 said:

Black Friday. Americanised pish

Which? found that the vast majority of Black Friday offers are cheaper or the same price at other times of the year.

[Dom Sullivan]

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Which? found that the vast majority of Black Friday offers are cheaper or the same price at other times of the year.

Just another opportunity to offload pish to the gullible 

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Which? found that the vast majority of Black Friday offers are cheaper or the same price at other times of the year.

I clocked on adidas that footwear (in the Black Friday sale) I was eyeing had been cheaper last month…

[NEM]

On 11/28/2024 at 1:20 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fucking odious artistry which is a irrevocable blight on oor toon's landscape.

The fucking neck of the folk is truly indefensible.

 

Put their windows in yet min? 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

On 11/28/2024 at 12:20 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fucking odious artistry which is a irrevocable blight on oor toon's landscape.

The fucking neck of the folk is truly indefensible.

 

Fucking state of that.

 

Disgustin.

[ericblack4boss]

Brothers are easy to spot. 

Lack of teeth, drug and drink riddled

Fat. Ugly, usually  out in pairs. Wearing velcro shoes. 

Let's not forget  one of the brochers  shat in an aisle in the Tesco years back 

[NEM]

10 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Brothers are easy to spot. 

Lack of teeth, drug and drink riddled

Fat. Ugly, usually  out in pairs. Wearing velcro shoes. 

 

Bit racist 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 hours ago, NEM said:

Put their windows in yet min? 

Nae yet min. Need to acquire a visa first before entering that area of the toon (the posh part).

[Redforever86]

On 11/29/2024 at 4:00 PM, Dom Sullivan said:

Just another opportunity to offload pish to the gullible 

I got a new suitcase what about you?

[Dom Sullivan]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

I got a new suitcase what about you?

Nowt for me.

I don’t go in for this gimmick pish 😀

[elephantstone78]

13 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Brothers are easy to spot. 

Lack of teeth, drug and drink riddled

Fat. Ugly, usually  out in pairs. Wearing velcro shoes. 

Let's not forget  one of the brochers  shat in an aisle in the Tesco years back 

Figures. 

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

On 11/29/2024 at 5:20 PM, DD1903 said:

I clocked on adidas that footwear (in the Black Friday sale) I was eyeing had been cheaper last month…

Nearly always the case. Black Friday, in general, is a con.

 

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Nearly always the case. Black Friday, in general, is a con.

 

Aye massive con, which people fall for time after time.