Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Ultimate F**king c**t - Hun Edition The Grand Finale. Ladies & Gentlemen of afc-chat. This is it, the one you've been waiting for. The match that will decide who afc-chats Ultimate F**king Hun c**t is. In the Blue corner We have Ian "I can't take a tackle" Durrant and in the eh... blue corner we have Mark " the greasy title thief" Hateley. Voting will end midnight Friday. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Voted for Durrant as he a born and bred hun from the sewer that is Glasgow, Hately although a dirty mink is a bought hun who only came up here for money and has hung around like a bad smell since Link to comment
OddJob Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Always thought this could be the final and what a decision to have to make. Both utter c**ts who f**ked our club over in some way. Although the 'incident' with Durrant was surprisingly stupid on Simmie's part, the complete over-reaction from the media ever since has been ridiculous. Durrant also did himself no favours with his drunken antics afterwards. Hateley's knack of scoring against us especially those two goals that fateful day in May '91 and the way he went about deliberately clattering Watt early doors always made him a hate figure in my eyes. Both are still involved on TV in some capacity, usually seeing Durrant wanking off Walter up in the directors box with a grin on his face and Hateley in the studio for certain games. Tough decison but i vote for Hateley. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Hatley for me, Durrant is a born and bred hun, Hatley is a bigger c**t for pretending to be a hun, when he is on the box as a pundit its always "we" and "us" when he talks about the huns. c**t of the highest order Link to comment
deco_1985 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Always thought this could be the final and what a decision to have to make. Both utter c**ts who f**ked our club over in some way. Although the 'incident' with Durrant was surprisingly stupid on Simmie's part, the complete over-reaction from the media ever since has been ridiculous. Durrant also did himself no favours with his drunken antics afterwards. Hateley's knack of scoring against us especially those two goals that fateful day in May '91 and the way he went about deliberately clattering Watt early doors always made him a hate figure in my eyes. Both are still involved on TV in some capacity, usually seeing Durrant wanking off Walter up in the directors box with a grin on his face and Hateley in the studio for certain games. Tough decison but i vote for Hateley. I voted Hateley. I can't stand him. Him wearing his Rangers tie commentating on the Eindhoven v Rangers game last week swung my vote. What was Durrants drunken antics after his blatant dive? Apologies for my ignorance Link to comment
Batting71 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 What was Durrants drunken antics after his blatant dive? Apologies for my ignorance Fighting in Kebab shops whilst wearing his club tracksuit apparently. Did his chocolate knee a lot of good i'm sure. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Fighting in Kebab shops whilst wearing his club tracksuit apparently. Did his chocolate knee a lot of good i'm sure. Yeah but the price of garlic yoghurt sauce is worth the fight Link to comment
Dandyjam Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 The hardest vote yet, if I could vote a draw I would as there's nothing much between the lowlife scumbags. The way I'm going to decide this is my reaction to the both when I last saw them on TV - this was when Hateley was pundit at the PSV game and Durrant was being Walter's lapdog in the stand for the same game. Durrant got slightly more abuse shouted at the TV than Hateley did so Durrant edges it by a hairs breadth. Link to comment
zander Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Both c**ts, but went for Hately because of the sh*te he regularly spouts in the press. Hope they both die a slow death. Link to comment
robbo Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 i went for hateley because he had long hair and a bald spot which he clearly coloured in wi a felt tip marker what a fanny Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Tough one. Durrant is a born and bred Hun mink, but you don't really see or hear much of him these days.Hateley on the other hand was bought totally immersed himself in Hun culture and can regularly be read and heard spouting off in the differing guises of the media.Oh, and he's English, bald and has both ears pierced. Hateley for me. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Hateley denied us a League Title, due to his obnoxious hunnery. Durrant was a c**t, but it was the massive overreaction of the Weegia that had Simmie hounded out of Aberdeen post-Tackle Link to comment
deco_1985 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Its has to be Hateley! I just hate him!! Makes me sick just the thought of him. Yuck!! I hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Dynamo Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 I voted for Durrant. Stereotypical hun. Greeting, ugly, red faced prick. His perma rage face makes me think he's unhappy, which makes me happy. He can win titles and trophies all he wants, but I think secretly he just wants to be happy. Having one working knee can't help. As i said typical hun. Associate yourself with a successful football club, because you need to associate your life with some form of success, as you are really just a dead beat loser. Although want to vote for Hately too, it's a tough one. I take consolation in the fact Hately looks like he's about to die any time i see him on TV. I hate his son too, just because of his father. A worthy final. Durrant on penalties. f**k the huns. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Hateley denied us a League Title, due to his obnoxious hunnery. Durrant was a c**t, but it was the massive overreaction of the Weegia that had Simmie hounded out of Aberdeen post-Tackle I was wondering if Durrant ever gave an interview or spoke on TV of this, he could easily have put the flames out on that witch hunt by playing it down but I suspect the scum bag loves the attention it gets him Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 There really should have been a simultaneous painful death option. It's Hately for me coz of the pain i endured that day at ibrox. May he bleed to death from a paper cut. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Voted for this creature. Every time I see the peg legged c**t I think of that cartoon. He's the spitting image. Link to comment
Frank Butcher Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Durrants Mum & Dad are nervously awaiting the result! Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 You have 1 day left to vote. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Hateley. Horrible Jakey piece of sh#t. Link to comment
360 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I voted for Hately because of his hair. Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted April 2, 2011 Author Share Posted April 2, 2011 Ladies & Gentlemen of afc-chat, we have a result- With 16 votes & 41.03% of the total vote your runner up is- Mark Hateley And our Ultimate F**king Hun C**t is with 23 votes & 58.97% of the vote Ian Durrant Ian Durrant- Ultimate F**king c**t - Hun Edition Champion. Thanks to all who voted. Link to comment
robbo Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 its been emotional great idea LMT, kept us amused and reminds us why we hate the minks and gave the younger fans a reason to hate them aswell. Link to comment
Mouse Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I probably would have went for a draw but Durrant edged it, being a natural hun and all the crap our club has put up with since the Simmie incident. I'd like to congratulate LMT on a great series of threads, can we maybe do one for Smeltic? Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 I probably would have went for a draw but Durrant edged it, being a natural hun and all the crap our club has put up with since the Simmie incident. I'd like to congratulate LMT on a great series of threads, can we maybe do one for Smeltic? Cheers Mouse,I was thinking about that today, i think Lennon would go far Link to comment
OddJob Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Cheers Mouse,I was thinking about that today, i think Lennon would go far And on the other side of the coin i think Anton Rogan would be the greatest ever Celtic player Link to comment
Mouse Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 LMT, where are you hiding? Classic thread! Link to comment
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