Share Your Wishes And Advice For Kate And Wills

[BrianFaePerth]

Kate: Dinna go tae Paris

Wills: Wimmen have erses in a', ye might like them

[redtildead88]

Kate: Say NO

Wills: Knock her out

[Ke1t]

Both of you get off my f**king telly.

 

Pair of c**ts.

[ollie1903]

The royal family are the epitome of everything that is wrong with this country.

 

William and Kate and all those other stooges, who preach there should be no class divide, yet dine at the pinnacle of upper class tables, can f**k right off

 

I'd give Kate a right podgering though

[amancalledbuck]

f**k off and die.

[King Street Loon]

Don't think ill of Will's 'official' visits to Clapham Common Kate.

He's only doing what's natural to him.

[centraldon]

Both of you get off my f**king telly.

 

Pair of c**ts.

This.

 

Although Kate would be welcome back on my tellie in alternative contexts. Porn for example.

[tup]

Kiss my arse you blue blooded leeches, and then f**koff back to Germany.

[tup]

You can only assume most of the posters on here are having street parties, where the f**k is everyone?

 

The sycophancy on display today from the peasants lining the streets is stomach churning, inadequates, these people are not to be feted, they are taking the eyes out of all of us, mugs.

 

It's true what they say about royal weddings making you proud to be British.

 

The groom's mother slept around, his brother is probably not his father's kid and his father is by all accounts a foreigner who she slept with for money. None of the family have ever worked and live in a huge council house on benefits.

 

The bride is unemployed and is getting married so she can live off the benefits and knock out loads of sponger kids.

 

At least some of us might get a day off work though.

[The Boofon]

 

 

Beautiful bride. Her sister is well fit too. Gorgeous quines.

 

I thought she looked a bit grim to be honest. She's tidier looking without all the glammed upness.

 

Anyway my advice to the royal couple?

 

Never eat toadstools.

[tup]

My advice to Wills, if you're going to enjoy some backdoor action with the butler, mind and lock the bedroom door.

 

[boboisared]

I thought she looked a bit grim to be honest. She's tidier looking without all the glammed upness.

 

Anyway my advice to the royal couple?

 

Never eat toadstools.

That's fit I said.

 

Apparently I'm speaking sh*te though.

[centraldon]

Christ almighty. Andy and Fergie's two have developed into right munters. To be expected I guess. But still. With all that money and modern technology you'd have thought they could have dome something!

[The Boofon]

We're watching a different wedding. Kate isn't glammed up at all.

 

She's nae bonnie though. Much nicer in her normal get out. SHe's clarted in make up the day Rocket believe me.

[centraldon]

Is that Harry's bird he's walkin with? Or the bride of honor? Hot as well. Changed days. Where's all the birds that look like ponies (Beatrice and Eugenie aside)?

[minijc]

Her sister is stunning.

[tup]

Kate's paps are like two peas on an ironing board.

 

Sick.

[BrianFaePerth]

judging by the posts, there's a fair few um, "men" watching this.

 

 

Ye should be ashamed of yerselves.

[tup]

judging by the posts, there's a fair few um, "men" watching this.

 

 

Ye should be ashamed of yerselves.

 

100% agree, I have zero interest in this pish.

 

Vomit inducing, fawning sycophancy is not my scene.

 

For once I agree with you Bryan min, all watchers of this Royal Wedding are officially

 

Or

[tup]

I am, believe me. The wife and youngest had it on then scarpered at 10.15 round to a friend's with bottle of pink champers in hand. I have had ample opportunity to switch it off but I haven't changed the channel. I even have to admit putting the volume UP. I was certain that I wouldn't be seen dead watching this.

 

I'm disappointed.

[centraldon]

I managed to get some DIY done during the most God awful boring ceremony in living memory (combo of Royals and religion; not a good thing). This bits a laugh tho.

[tup]

I would say

 

Which is certainly more appealing than being a

 

 

Looks like there's many's a hun lining the streets of London.

[wee jock poo-pong mcplop]

Trying to get throught the day,week without seeing any of the wedding or her "cat got the cream" face not easy

Thank christ for work and xbox!!

[BrianFaePerth]

I would say

 

 

that's coz yer on the pull. Watch yer erse Rocket, Tup certainly is.

[delta1red]

I've got the wife and her friends sitting in the living room all dressed up as if they're actually going to this stupid f***ing wedding. They've been here since about 10 this morning and i'm not allowed to change the channel.

 

I feel like or

[minijc]

The duke looks as if he wants to rip the arse off her sister inah.

[tightbreeks]

It's royal tradition that all the men get a shot of her tonight.

 

eeurgh eeurgh oooh i say.

[Leightons_Missing_Teeth]

Kate- wear a seatbelt

 

Will- Don't get too attached to the 1st one

[vanderark14]

I've got the wife and her friends sitting in the living room all dressed up as if they're actually going to this stupid f***ing wedding. They've been here since about 10 this morning and i'm not allowed to change the channel.

 

I feel like or

 

I'm so disappointed at the females in my family, all sitting watching this utter bollocks like they are part of it. I did some DIY and had a poop instead of watching the tv today. now having a can of lager and watching a film. My neighbour has plastered his back garden with union flags which is making me feel sick

[OddJob]

I'm so disappointed at the females in my family, all sitting watching this utter bollocks like they are part of it. I did some DIY and had a poop instead of watching the tv today. now having a can of lager and watching a film. My neighbour has plastered his back garden with union flags which is making me feel sick

What a sad b*stard he must be