Competitions

[Roberto]

51 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

They're nae bad.

I'd never heard of them/her until I got them sent on.

Send them on someone. Thanks.

They were on Come Dine With Me apparently and that don't tell the bride.

[Poodler]

Lovely doup 

 

I liked her Facebook threat ‘your time is coming’

 

 

[Edwin Starr]

Won a Valentine's competition £50 voucher for telling a story on how and when i first met my wife during the 70s disco era..

 

Apart from that nothing else.

[King Street Loon]

20 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Send them on someone. Thanks.

They were on Come Dine With Me apparently and that don't tell the bride.

You have a message.

[Roberto]

Hopefully another car park scrap soon and we see the lassie kicking fuck out the bloke and she has the final laugh.

Sore one like when it comes out, especially someone who's pretty much making a name for herself in the area doing good things.

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s a ‘doup’? I’m guessing it’s a fud but that’s a new one on me. 

 

[Reed or deed]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s a ‘doup’? I’m guessing it’s a fud but that’s a new one on me. 

A dock

[Bluto10]

they used to be from ellon, maybe still are

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, The Boofon said:

See the Bounty competition lady has had her old nudes leaked. Not taking it too well. 

Decent tits. Questionable tattoos.

Would. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

they used to be from ellon, maybe still are

You shagged her (or him) Bluts?

[Fridge]

I won 2nd in a beauty competition . Got £10.

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I won 2nd in a beauty competition . Got £10.

2nd last more like

[Roberto]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

2nd last more like

There was only 2 entrants. 

[Bluto10]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You shagged her (or him) Bluts?

no, donald. he only had eyes for her.

[maryhilldon]

I won tickets for the 86 Scottish Cup final against Hearts, was a competition in the Evening Express where you had to figure out who the Dons players were from cropped photos. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

There was only 2 entrants. 

Fridge and Davie Dodds.

[ericblack4boss]

41 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

they used to be from ellon, maybe still are

Bide just outside Turriff now

[ericblack4boss]

I once won £100 in evening express in 1990 was a weekly competition to pick the Aberdeen starting line up, 

 

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

I once won £100 in evening express in 1990 was a weekly competition to pick the Aberdeen starting line up, 

 

Snelders, Robertson, Mcleish, Miller, Mckimmie, Connor, Bett, Grant, Mason, Hans, Charlie?

[Joe pike]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Snelders, Robertson, Mcleish, Miller, Mckimmie, Connor, Bett, Grant, Mason, Hans, Charlie?

Amazing

Left back

Right back

Two central defenders

[ericblack4boss]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Snelders, Robertson, Mcleish, Miller, Mckimmie, Connor, Bett, Grant, Mason, Hans, Charlie?

It was along those lines , the question was would Smith start with Booth or Van Der Ark, think I went with booth

[ericblack4boss]

The worst thing was I worked at the local cooperage at the time, and my workmates insisted I stand my hand at pub, 100  didn't last long

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, alscotoz said:

Won $1000 a couple of months ago for paying a utility bill with PayPal through the post office online... when I got text notification I marked it as spam but right enough it was there in my PayPal account. Handy

Nice win that alscotoz  .👍

[chief_wiggum]

I have never won anything (apart from $150 at a casino) But the wife has won fish twice! 52 fish suppers from the Ashvale and a box of haddock in a raffle.

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

I have never won anything (apart from $150 at a casino) But the wife has won fish twice! 52 fish suppers from the Ashvale and a box of haddock in a raffle.

😄

[ericblack4boss]

16 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

I have never won anything (apart from $150 at a casino) But the wife has won fish twice! 52 fish suppers from the Ashvale and a box of haddock in a raffle.

I bet she had fishy fingers that night

[Poodler]

A well known poster sent me a video yesterday of an old woman getting a freshly caught fish stuck up her gaping slit

[King Street Loon]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

A well known poster sent me a video yesterday of an old woman getting a freshly caught fish stuck up her gaping slit

Saw that last night.

Poor trout was still alive.

[Guest milne_afc]

7 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Poor trout was still alive

I like to think it survived to tell its tale 

[For Fecks Sake]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

A well known poster sent me a video yesterday of an old woman getting a freshly caught fish stuck up her gaping slit

Have you seen the video of the lassie in a bath dressed as a cat as her boyfriend puts live mice up her chuff and she squeezes them to death 🤢