Bluto10 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Are there not enough folk already who think you're a dick? would be funny though. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Apparently jackpot has been one by a single British winner. Link to comment
Dazzler Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 If I'd played my normal numbers rather than listening to the voice in my head I would've had all 5 numbers. Genuinely feel sick. Link to comment
minijc Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 If I'd played my normal numbers rather than listening to the voice in my head I would've had all 5 numbers. Genuinely feel sick.HAHAHA GIRFUY Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Apparently jackpot has been one by a single British winner. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Poor c**t whoever it is. I wouldna wish that amount of cash on my worst enemy. Their life is well and truly f**ked. Why do you buy tickets if you dinna (I presume) want to win? I was 5 numbers and 1 lucky star away from the jackpot, gutted. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Poor c**t whoever it is. I wouldna wish that amount of cash on my worst enemy. Their life is well and truly f**ked. Thanks for the sympathy. So long, losers Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Poor c**t whoever it is. I wouldna wish that amount of cash on my worst enemy. Their life is well and truly f**ked. ken min would be a nightmare never having to worry again about money. Your family never having to worry again... f**ked up for sure If it was me, just for shits and giggles, I'd be leaving voicemails on my phone pretending to plan coke parties with loads of imported prostitutes for my deed grandda (zod rest his energies). I can see the sun headlines now Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Why do you buy tickets if you dinna (I presume) want to win? I was 5 numbers and 1 lucky star away from the jackpot, gutted. I never bought a ticket. I did on Friday. It dawned on me that they had increased the number of lucky stars. 1 in 76235760. This is roughly the odds on winning with the increase in numbers. Every c**t is wondering why it keeps rolling over. There's your reason. Meanwhile they're selling 900 tickets a second for these huge draws. It's blatant profiteering from Camelot and atypical of the way companies work in the UK, nefarious b*stards, f**k their tickets. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Your logic makes sense. I'll waste money on a ticket, I'll never want to win the money and I've more chance of getting hit by an asteroid on the way to work but it's worth a shot anyways. Numpty. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Your logic makes sense. I'll waste money on a ticket, I'll never want to win the money but it's worth a shot anyways. Numpty. I never bought a f**king ticket. Clown. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 When I realised the odds had increased hugely on winning. Is there an echo in here? Do I have to say everything twice? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I've binned several tickets without checking thon Millionaire Raffle pish, always forget. So I could well have won and lost a fortune. Being a reasonably well-off c**t, who has enough, is better than being a rich c**t, by miles. You've been caught out (again) tupster. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I never bought a f**king ticket. Clown. But you did......so another from 'The Lies Of Tup'. You're being deliberately moronic. We were talking about the jackpot last night. I said I never bought a ticket. Friday was a separate draw, for which I did buy a ticket. Are you able to process that? Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 You've been caught out (again) tupster. We were talking about the draw last night so away and f**k yersel. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 We were talking about the draw last night so away and f**k yersel. I don't know why that makes a difference, it's been 2 lucky stars for ages anyway Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I don't know why that makes a difference, it's been 2 lucky stars for ages anyway Aye, but it's 2 from 12 now, it was 2 from 9 before. Making the odds increase substantially. I only realised this when 10 appeared as one of my lucky stars on Friday's lucky dip. So I won't be buying them any more. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Aye, but it's 2 from 12 now, it was 2 from 9 before. Making the odds increase substantially. I only realised this when 10 appeared as one of my lucky stars on Friday's lucky dip. So I won't be buying them any more. Ah I get ye, I never realised it's 2 from 12 now. That's it. I'm out. As the odds have increased from several million to 1 to several more million to 1 I'm definately nae winning it now. f**k the euromillions, winning it would corrupt the mind anyway. Wouldnae mind a yacht to float about the med in though..... Link to comment
Henry Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I thought it was 2 from 11? And I also stopped buying Euromillions tix when they did that. Moral stance. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Maybe it's 11, nae sure, by adding two numbers to that lucky star list you massively increase the odds. The whole 'lucky star' thing is a joke, it should just be pick 6 numbers, or 7 f**king numbers and that's it, free for all. The lottery was sold as the people's opportunity to dream. In actual fact, the Camelot fatcats are ripping the arse from it. Meantime, lotto grants go to f**king Arts Councils, lah de f**king dah, and utter pish like Tracy Emin emerges from that black hole of funds. Football gets nothing. Who likes art? A bunch of pricks. Who likes fitba? Everyone but poofs. Joke. It's a tax on stupidity. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 You speak utter tripe 24/7. You preach about why the lottery is this and that and fill the board with your pish to then say 'oh I bought a ticket'. I'm out also, like Dynamo I'm a bit bored of making you look a left testicle. Aw wibble, wibble. Stick to the f**king thread topic, and spare me your 'you fill the board with pish' whine, like a child who needs it's arse well slapped. You're thick as mince min, leaping in with completely leftfield comments without bothering your arse to read the thread properly, as usual. I point it out, again as usual. Dynamo never said he was out, sheer fabrication on your part, again I'd urge you to read the threads before jumping in, hence negating making a fool of yersel. i.e. nothing to see here, except anither tantrum from you. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Dynamo never said he was out That's it. I'm out. Guys. Calm doon. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Guys. Calm doon. Nae worries min, I'm perfectly calm However, if I say something, twice, and it still does not sink in, then I have to conclude that the recipient of the information is not interested in reason. i.e. he's a troublemaker, who creates situations from nothing, for his own ends. It's happened countless times, he gets warned, give him a few days, and he's back at it again like nothing's happened, with the same playground jibe he's been carpeted for. If you canna heed a warning, and revert to the same waffle that got you into hot water in the first place, that makes you a dick. I try my damndest to avoid confrontation, but in the face of such overwhelming stupidity, whether deliberate on his part or not, it's impossible. Link to comment
Tommy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 ha ha, the day's getting a wee bit better. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 tup will be along in a minute to tell you not take things out of context...watch.... Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Hey tutankhamun min, he meant he was 'out' of the lottery, not the thread, or the closet for that matter. Stick that in your sphinx and smoke it. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 tup will be along in a minute to tell you not take things out of context...watch.... On your bike dynamo Link to comment
360 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'd write and publish my autobiography. Link to comment
tup Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'd write and publish my autobiography. And it would be 2 for a Link to comment
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