[tightbreeks]

They'll be wanting a greggs franchise built at their house.

 

5 steak bakes, wee man.

[tup]

No doubt Ally McCoist is ringing the boy now, putting on the poor mooth, inviting him to Ibrox, Gordon Ramsay will cook your lunch fatboy, wee shimmy shammy, before he knows it the boy's writing out a cheque for half of it to payable to the hun.

[minijc]

I would go public but simply just rub peoples noses in it, infact I'd make sure I had a

[tup]

I would go public but simply just rub peoples noses in it, infact I'd make sure I had a

[minijc]

A boy like that won it before, the normal lottery,

[E-P-K]

A boy like that won it before, the normal lottery,

[boboisared]

I would go public but simply just rub peoples noses in it, infact I'd make sure I had a

[Dandyesque]

 

Why is it everythime someone wins it big on the euromillions they are either old or look like they are 25 minutes away from a f**king heart attack.

 

Because it's only the stupid ones that opt for the publicity

 

Stupid people are often fat.

 

Or old.

 

There's probably loads of young, virile sorts that win, but they keep it to themselves (well the money at least!).

 

This pair were f**ked from the get-go though. No way could they keep their identity out of the tabloids - but they might have had a better shot at it now than ever before.

 

I'd have kept quiet, skipped the country immediately and dealt with all the financials abroad. That way, when the papers came calling, you'd be long gone. They'd still track you down eventually, but by that time, you've got some vicious dogs to set on them

[minijc]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

 

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

Would hope for it go abit like this below.

 

Reporter "What is like to win this amount of money and will it change you?"

 

Me "Well it's great and yes it will change me, infact if I hadn't won I wouldn't be able to do this, would I? (Set fire to crisp

[boboisared]

Would hope for it go abit like this below.

 

Reporter "What is like to win this amount of money and will it change you?"

 

Me "Well it's great and yes it will change me, infact if I hadn't won I wouldn't be able to do this, would I? (Set fire to crisp

[minijc]

Does the next scene involve you choking and coughing on the cigar smoke?

Yeah, then later on there will be a big news story on my masterbation and magners drinking addiction.

[Bebo]

 

[King Street Loon]

I watched the news yesterday and the report about them and there didn't seem to be any genuine warmth of love between the two blobs.

 

Hardly surprising though is it. Could you imagine waking up next to that behemoth every day??

 

She was wearing something like this only in Black because it' looks slimming I bet!

[boboisared]

I watched the news yesterday and the report about them and there didn't seem to be any genuine warmth of love between the two blobs.

 

Hardly surprising though is it. Could you imagine waking up next to that behemoth every day??

 

She was wearing something like this only in Black because it' looks slimming I bet!

Still cracks me up when I watch that episode and Homer has his cup under the floppy disk drive waiting for his TaB.

[Nealey]

All this hard work is making me thirsty!

[boboisared]

All this hard work is making me thirsty!

[essexdon]

id buy the huns, then bankrupt the scum

 

 

[Moza]

id buy the huns, then bankrupt the scum

 

 

 

I was thinking that if i won, i'd buy the huns and the tims. Then merge them into one team called Rantic and watch as glasgow implodes. At the same time i'd buy the dons and cancel the move to cove, and sign Fabregas at the last minute nicked from under Barcelona's nose and he then single handedly gets Mackie up to 200 goals for the dons in one season.

[tup]

The fat prick apparently had three fish suppers a week BEFORE he won this f**king money. Three a day from now on no doubt.

 

This should be a watershed moment for Camelot. Rules in place so no fat, sponging c**ts can win the lottery.

 

More than a couple of stone overweight? Stewards enquiry. Guilty?

 

Forget it, lardass, the money's rolling over, a bit like your belly does to your long-suffering belt, now beat it fatso.

 

That way only thin people win, bit of glamour for Camelot, bet they thought oh, christ when they seen this pair.

[Bluto10]

I'm nae a f**king chef am I?

 

Bechemel sauce did not exist when I was a loon.

 

I am the enemy of pretence, and there's nowt more pretentious than a food snob.

 

Oh, I don't eat pies they say

 

Well GTF then.

 

pretty sure it existed long before you were born tup. unless youre a few hundred years old.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Done a runner to Spain of all places. f**k me, have more ambition than Spain, what about Rio or somewhere like that. They are probably drinking in a Hun Bar in Marbella surrounded by ex pats.

[Henry]

They are probably drinking in a Hun Bar in Marbella surrounded by ex pats.

 

nae doot getting rooked for the first few thousand in free pints for the bar, and 'subs' for the locals.

 

The folk are from Largs FFS, Spain is likely the height of sophistication for them. Add in the fact that flight was probably the longest they could handle without a fag or a fish supper and it's a no-brainer.

 

Nae doot they'll bring back a coupla hunner cheap fags as well.

[tup]

Add in the fact that flight was probably the longest they could handle without a fag or a fish supper and it's a no-brainer.

 

Not to mention the fact the hun c**t has had three heart attacks, long-haul would finish him off, DVT's left right and f**king centre.

 

He should have booked Australia.

[StandFree1982]

Done a runner to Spain of all places. f**k me, have more ambition than Spain, what about Rio or somewhere like that. They are probably drinking in a Hun Bar in Marbella surrounded by ex pats.

This goes back to my observation of British people abroad. They are likely to be sitting in a f**king British bar called "Only Fools n Horses" drinking imported beer and eating lamb chops and chips. The women will be playing bingo every night while her husband is watching some EPL on Sky Sports in the pub.

 

Where about in Spain have they gone? I bet it's some cheap holiday resort.

[minijc]

Done a runner to Spain of all places. f**k me, have more ambition than Spain, what about Rio or somewhere like that. They are probably drinking in a Hun Bar in Marbella surrounded by ex pats.

Exactly, had I won that money I'd have had myself and my mates on a flight to Ibiza for a good couple of weeks of living it up then off to Dubai to chill for a bit before going to Thailand to train, soo much money yet they don't do f**kall exciting, c**ts.

[The Boofon]

This goes back to my observation of British people abroad. They are likely to be sitting in a f**king British bar called "Only Fools n Horses" drinking imported beer and eating lamb chops and chips. The women will be playing bingo every night while her husband is watching some EPL on Sky Sports in the pub.

 

Where about in Spain have they gone? I bet it's some cheap holiday resort.

 

 

Is there any other type of resort in Spain?

[StandFree1982]

Is there any other type of resort in Spain?

good point.

[minijc]

f**king hell, push the boat out why don't ye.

My mates might not be able to get longer off of work.

[The Boofon]

My mates might not be able to get longer off of work.

 

If I won 161 million my mates wouldn't need to work.

 

 

 

 

Well I'd maybe leave one of the c**ts out just for badness.

[360]

Hit the casino,