Oddities In Your Life That People May Find A Bit Strange

[terenceandphilip]

 

 

Syrup tins, without extreme care can become a right old fucking ding dong, toast crumbs, Rowie Flakes, butter even human hair. I like to be in control of the Syrup tin in my house so these sorry episodes are a thing of the past.

 

 

 

made me smile ......

[The Boofon]

I've been known to sift the sugar like an old Gold Miner and the granules rise to the top and can be easily skimmed off , missus look at me like i'm insane. Shes the cunt double dipping the jars aswell.

 

Syrup tins, without extreme care can become a right old fucking ding dong, toast crumbs, Rowie Flakes, butter even human hair. I like to be in control of the Syrup tin in my house so these sorry episodes are a thing of the past.

 

Syrup is safer in a squeezy bottle.

 

Any lump of cheese that has went a slightly different colour of orange must also be chopped off and disposed of carefully.

[StandFree1982]

How can anyone set their alarm clock on anything other than 00 15 30 or 45 minutes? I was only JUST able to do it the other night when trying to get some form of reaction from the other half! The only other times i've done it is when i'm half asleep and i'm using my iphone as an alarm. The alarm goes off and I want >9 minutes as a snooze so I end up going into the settings and just flicking the minutes till it stops close to whatever time I need to be up, so could be odd, could be even. At that time of the morning, it could even be a letter.

[The Boofon]

How can anyone set their alarm clock on anything other than 00 15 30 or 45 minutes? I was only JUST able to do it the other night when trying to get some form of reaction from the other half! The only other times i've done it is when i'm half asleep and i'm using my iphone as an alarm. The alarm goes off and I want >9 minutes as a snooze so I end up going into the settings and just flicking the minutes till it stops close to whatever time I need to be up, so could be odd, could be even. At that time of the morning, it could even be a letter.

 

It's all in the mind.

 

I cannot explain it I just won't ever do it.

 

I'd never dream of setting an alarm at exactly something o clock. Never.

 

Was there a reason for mentioning you use an iphone?

 

Do they have some sort of different alarm from other types of phones?

[terenceandphilip]

How can anyone set their alarm clock on anything other than 00 15 30 or 45 minutes? I was only JUST able to do it the other night when trying to get some form of reaction from the other half! The only other times i've done it is when i'm half asleep and i'm using my iphone as an alarm. The alarm goes off and I want >9 minutes as a snooze so I end up going into the settings and just flicking the minutes till it stops close to whatever time I need to be up, so could be odd, could be even. At that time of the morning, it could even be a letter.

 

 

Not sure what you mean. How could you set it for anything other than 00 15 30 etc .....? Do you have a sundial alarm clock or something.

[The Boofon]

Not sure what you mean. How could you set it for anything other than 00 15 30 etc .....? Do you have a sundial alarm clock or something.

 

I'm not sure what you mean T&P.

 

Just set it for 5.01am

or 4.59am

 

A sundial alarm clock in wintertime would be fucking ace. I'd nae be up until 10.01 in the morning.

[minijc]

When i set my alarm I usually try and avoid the even numbers, right now, my alarm is set at 04:55, if I change it, it will be 57 or 59 or even 05:01, not sure why I do this.

 

When walking to the gym i try to avoid any cracked pavement slabs and try to keep on the same kind which has a different texture and colour from the others again I'm not sure why.

[The Boofon]

 

 

When walking to the gym i cracked all the pavement slabs and try to keep on the same kind which has a different texture and colour from the others again I'm not sure why.

 

It's because you weighed so much mini.

[StandFree1982]

It's all in the mind.

 

I cannot explain it I just won't ever do it.

 

I'd never dream of setting an alarm at exactly something o clock. Never.

 

Was there a reason for mentioning you use an iphone?

 

Do they have some sort of different alarm from other types of phones?

The reason I mentioned the iphone is because it's obviously a touch screen and you can just flick the minutes dial and it moves up or down the minutes, depending on direction. The more you flicked it the more minutes it changed by, so i'd end up with some random time. Other touch phones might be the same, but that was the reason for mentioning it. Almost everyone has one these days so it's certainly not a "look at me I have an iPhone" like you used to get when they first came out. You'd see them placing the phone on a table just so everyone could see they had one.

 

Not sure what you mean. How could you set it for anything other than 00 15 30 etc .....? Do you have a sundial alarm clock or something.

How can you set an alarm for anything other than 00 15 30 etc? Does your alarm clock only have 15 minute intervals? Does your alarm clock not have the option to set the time for say, 6:43am?

[The Boofon]

The reason I mentioned the iphone is because it's obviously a touch screen and you can just flick the minutes dial and it moves up or down the minutes, depending on direction. The more you flicked it the more minutes it changed by, so i'd end up with some random time. Other touch phones might be the same, but that was the reason for mentioning it. Almost everyone has one these days so it's certainly not a "look at me I have an iPhone" like you used to get when they first came out. You'd seem them placing the phone on a table just so everyone could see they had one.

 

 

 

I was yanking your chain about the iphone.

[StandFree1982]

I was yanking your chain about the iphone.

[StandFree1982]

Do you go to the Gym?

 

All this time and you've never mentioned it before.

[The Boofon]

belter :thumbs:

 

Reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless of course you're unaware that a belter is someone who is a complete spazoid from where I come from in which case I'll retract the report.

[The Boofon]

 

[minijc]

Do you go to the Gym?

 

All this time and you've never mentioned it before.

Yeah, sometimes, do you work offshore?

[E-P-K]

Reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless of course you're unaware that a belter is someone who is a complete spazoid from where I come from in which case I'll retract the report.

 

Give me a few minutes to clear out the report inbox, full of MillerTime klyping (sp)

[E-P-K]

Yeah, sometimes, do you work offshore?

 

Touche... straight back at ya.

[The Boofon]

Give me a few minutes to clear out the report inbox, full of MillerTime klyping (sp)

 

 

From now on I shall only refer to Millertime Jimmy Hill as Jimmy Hill.

 

Jimmy Hill looks like he'd be a clype.

[minijc]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Strange, i thought you would have mentioned it by now...

[The Boofon]

"BOOM"?

 

dunno, but either way please respect the

[The Boofon]

what, youve got poof all to yourself?

 

and

[minijc]

Not really strange at all. Haven't been offshore for over a year and a half, whats your point?

 

dinna be thinking i wear the "i work offshore" badge of honour cause you'd be way off the mark, its a load of pish.

Could have fooled me like, you mention it enough.

[minijc]

Well its nae hard to fool a fool.

 

Haven't been offshore since i've been on here. You'd better get to bed are you not up early in the morning, paper round or something like that.

Like I said, you've mentioned it enough and yeah just heading to bed now, I like being up early, might paint the outside of the house or clean the path.

[terenceandphilip]

How can anyone set their alarm clock on anything other than 00 15 30 or 45 minutes? I was only JUST able to do it the other night when trying to get some form of reaction from the other half! The only other times i've done it is when i'm half asleep and i'm using my iphone as an alarm. The alarm goes off and I want >9 minutes as a snooze so I end up going into the settings and just flicking the minutes till it stops close to whatever time I need to be up, so could be odd, could be even. At that time of the morning, it could even be a letter.

 

 

 

I've got a thing about not understanding certain sentences that seem to be readable in more than one way. Please put me out of my mysery.

[Henry]

No it wasn't that.

 

Fuck knows but I know you never invented whatever it was.

 

Anyway.

 

We hate Jimmy Hill, He's a poof.

[Foster14]

No it wasn't that.

 

Fuck knows but I know you never invented whatever it was.

 

Anyway.

 

We hate Jimmy Hill, He's a poof.

[terenceandphilip]

 

 

I turn my tv up till it is a volume that suits, not a number that suits.

 

 

 

 

weirdo.

[RAZOR]

Do you go to the Gym?

 

All this time and you've never mentioned it before.

 

 

Yeah, sometimes, do you work offshore?

 

 

[The Boofon]

That'll be delusions of grandeur he 'coined'.

 

 

That's the ticket.

 

Knew it was something to do with champagne lifestyle and lemonade wages.

[Bluto10]

Just cause you said it doesn't make it true, infact its more likely to be bullshit.

 

Night night precious.

 

you gettin bullied cheesepies?

 

want me to sort him out for you?1