Have You Ever Seen A Dead Body?

[Ando]

Mind trying to get this fat old bitch of a wifie on to a spanker once, helping the undertaker, when one of the lads put his hand under her oxter, pop, his finger went right in to the knuckle, and a heap of blue shit came spurting out

 

Gadz man

 

Only ever seen one dead body before, my grandad lying in an open coffin. Not something I'm keen to repeat, found it quite a weird experience

[DD1903]

The first dead body I ever saw was my Dad, I was 9 years old.

 

I have also seen many, many dead bodies in my line of work, one after a suicide and the remainder of natural causes.

 

I'm one of the "lazy, work-shy public sector working cunts" though.

 

snap - i'm a lazy, workshy public sector worker cunt. suicides are horrible, particularly when the family are there. in fact any death where the family are there is horrid.

 

 

fucking hell mate

 

i never have and am very, very squeamish about it

 

i was playing 7s one night when my nana wasnt well in hospital

 

when i was going back to the car my sisters bf told me to "go to the hospital quick"

 

i zoomed there in the capri, kinda knowing in the back of my head what i was walking into

 

but there i was, in full aberdeen kit asking for Mrs Ropius - but she had died

 

was asked if i wanted to go in see her, but i couldnt face it

 

still not sure if that was right decision or not

 

as an aside - she was 100 and celebrated her birthday just 2 months earlier. was fit as a fiddle until she fell one night and broke her hip, paramedics took 9 hours to come for her because "she wasnt a priority" what with it being old firm day...

 

she never recovered

 

unreal

 

 

thats shocking MT. terrible. my gramps is my only relative that I've seen like that, even then I thought long and hard about seeing him. I wanted to remember the rest as I had known, but for some reason wanted to see my gramps.

[ericblack4boss]

iv'e seen four, in me time my late step father, a man that had gone missing locally was found in my water supply, another woman that had gone missing fromAberdeen was found two weeks later in the corner of one of our fields with her pants round her ankles?, a former temnnant that rented a property from us was found ten yards from her door in our park of neeps.

[tightbreeks]

i see dead people

[barassie_afc]

yip buried my gran miller times posts is pish i know folk that work in a and e in glasgow, saying that a 100 yr old isnt "priority" surprised at the bleeding heart liberals that jumped on that shite

[Guest milne_afc]

I've seen one and it really didnae bother me, in fact, if there wasn't so many folk milling around, i might have shagged it.

[Karl Fletcher]

I was trying to throw this party once.

 

And everyone was over for the weekend. And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive, so he could fire into this hot bird, Gwen.

 

It was a messed up weekend.

[weemackie]

I seen that young lassie that was killed in the car crash down the beach bouly about 7 years ago maybe. Think it was an off duty copper that caused the crash, he got jailed for it. Seen her lying at the side of the road, somebody was trying to revive her i think. I didnt hang around long

[mark2212]

yes my dad 4 months ago, just after he died, and then a couple of days later at the undertakers, didnt like it at all, so passed at the opportunity to see my grandma last month. theres somethings that are better not seeing IMO

[Liam]

my granny just as she died. Was horrible hearing her take her last breathe. Couldn't bear going to see her after, stuff freaks me out big style.

[Jones]

Seen heaps, life is the cheapest of the cheap in Africa, dead bodies a'wye

[Ke1t]

Have You Ever Seen A Dead Body?

 

Does the pile of dead hookers in my basement count, or are we just talking about accidental encounters?

[buchanskii]

Saw my next door neighbour being wheeled out of his flat after having a drug overdose when I was about 14. My dad went into the house to see what was going on and came back horrified, said the place was full of needles and the smell was horrific.

 

He was a cunt, though. So it never affected me at all really.

[OddJob]

Two dead guys in Libya who came off second best when their car hit a camel head on. Camel body clean through the window and they were both mangled. Camel also died.

 

Went to see one of my best mates 11 years ago who died and promised myself I'd never do that again. It had a visible effect on me and I still have that memory in my head. I prefer remembering people as they were.

 

Grannie died at the start of the year and I told my old man I'd nae want to see her. Once they're gone they're gone although the ghost sighting was quite a strange experience and made me think twice about an afterlife.

When my gran passed away 3 years ago i had the exact same thing happen to me, i nearly shat myself. First and only time this has happened thankfully.

 

Saw her, my grandad and my auntie all in the funeral home. I always said i would never do it, but felt like i owed all of them a final goodbye. But i can understand why people wouldn't want to see their relatives or friends like that

[Chrisyboy81]

When my Granda died I was the head pallbearer and they asked me if I wanted to go in and see him but I couldn't handle it. I don't really want a mental image of my loved ones in a coffin I'd rather remember them alive. I do sometimes wonder whether I'm just chickening out or not because lots of people say it helps saying one last goodbye.

[a don in oz]

Seen a few dead people. Some of which were family and some not. I don't think I ever want do - except in very close circumstances maybe - see people pre-burial/cremation again. It just messes up your memories of them I feel. (For me anyway)

[Dynamo]

Bomd'ed's ma on Hollyoaks about 8 years ago.

[Poodler]

I'd say hundreds. But that's just my job. Doesn't bother me at all.

[StandFree1982]

My grandad and my sister. Neither of them I wanted to see like that, we visited my grandad in the care home and we were on our way back home when we got a call saying we should come back as he's getting worse. He died probably moments before we got in and seen him.

 

I don't think i've seen anyone in an accident die. Not to say that it's not happened as i've not checked up on all the accidents i've ever seen...but I doubt 99% of them were that serious.

[OddJob]

My grandad and my sister. Neither of them I wanted to see like that, we visited my grandad in the care home and we were on our way back home when we got a call saying we should come back as he's getting worse. He died probably moments before we got in and seen him.

 

I don't think i've seen anyone in an accident die. Not to say that it's not happened as i've not checked up on all the accidents i've ever seen...but I doubt 99% of them were that serious.

Same situation with my grandma, got a call about 5am saying her condition had deteriorated and by the time we got down to the hospital which couldn't have been much longer than 15 minutes she was gone. Went in to see her about 5 or so minutes later and it was such a shock

[Tommy]

Saw my next door neighbour being wheeled out of his flat after having a drug overdose when I was about 14. My dad went into the house to see what was going on and came back horrified, said the place was full of needles and the smell was horrific.

 

He was a cunt, though. So it never affected me at all really.

 

 

But he's still your dad.

[Dom Sullivan]

But he's still your dad.

How did I just ken out of all the posters on Hat, you'd be thinking the exact same thing as me!

 

Spooky or fit

[Henry]

But he's still your dad.

 

[Tommy]

How did I just ken out of all the posters on Hat, you'd be thinking the exact same thing as me!

 

Spooky or fit

 

 

 

Great minds eh!

 

Or fools seldom differ.

[tup]

Nearly!

 

Closest I've come yet.

 

Settled down to watch the Spurs vs Bolton cup tie.

[Tommy]

Nearly!

 

Closest I've come yet.

 

Settled down to watch the Spurs vs Bolton cup tie.

 

 

[Pudgie]

When my gran passed away 3 years ago i had the exact same thing happen to me, i nearly shat myself. First and only time this has happened thankfully.

 

Saw her, my grandad and my auntie all in the funeral home. I always said i would never do it, but felt like i owed all of them a final goodbye. But i can understand why people wouldn't want to see their relatives or friends like that

I was the exact opposite with my mither. Always thought I'd want to see a close relative or friend a final time but it all seemed a bit too odd for me. Didn't want my memories tarnished and it just seems like something else you'd have to get over in the healing process.

 

I couldn't imagine finding someone dead. That would be horrible!

[tommo1903]

I still don't know if I've ever seen a dead body.

[The Boofon]

I still don't know if I've ever seen a dead body.

 

Have you seen an alive one?

[Tommy]

Jack and Victor.

 

I'm surprised your brains can work at the ages you pair are at.....

 

I thought when you reached the age of you pair, the only thinking you do is 'whether or not you're going to make the toilet or not'?

 

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Tena for Mannies sorts us out.