Fraserburgh

[The Hulk]

Rumpus, 1777 is a magic number in the Broch because your indigenous puddle stinker (Brocher) is genetically predisposed to having ears exactly one and seven ninths (1.777) times larger than the national average. This has evolved over the centuries so that Brochers can hear and understand better than anyone else what each other is saying when talking in their plummy local vernacular.

[The Boofon]

Best ice-cream in the world too.

That's Cullen you're thinking about there chief.

[Old Wing Stand]

Have always thought the Cullen ice cream was over rated, Bicochi's in the Broch is better but if you're down that way try Buchans out in St Combs great stuff !

[tup]

Rocket scientist and Kim Jong vda III are both natives of the broch.

 

It's a shithole.

[Old Wing Stand]

Rocket scientist and Kim Jong vda III are both natives of the broch.

It's a shithole.

Can't be as bad as Wick surely cunts were still living in caves at Staxigoe Nae long ago some that McPhee minks probably

[Scrumpy]

Once worked with a bloke from the Broch, total and utter alcoholic heidcase. Nuff respect.

[Bluto10]

That's Cullen you're thinking about there chief.

"no it isn't"

[caledonia]

Once worked with a bloke from the Broch, total and utter alcoholic heidcase. Nuff respect.

 

I stay in the broch just now and it is a shithole well most of it anyway

[Dom Sullivan]

Work with a Brocher.

 

Looks like a Proclaimer.

[The Boofon]

Have always thought the Cullen ice cream was over rated, Bicochi's in the Broch is better but if you're down that way try Buchans out in St Combs great stuff !

You're Nigeling there min. (Havering)

 

Cullen ice cream is top banana in the ice cream world.

[Guest]

Rocket scientist and Kim Jong vda III are both natives of the broch.

 

It's a shithole.

 

Factual inaccuracy. I have never been native of the Broch. Born in Abz. First drink in Abz. First sex in Abz.

 

Aberdeen is the last line of my present address and always will be.

[ChutneyLove]

 

Factual inaccuracy. I have never been native of the Broch. Born in Abz. First drink in Abz. First sex in Abz.

 

Aberdeen is the last line of my present address and always will be.

Nae postcode?

 

Why the confusion then, do you have history in the Broch?

[Guest]

Nae postcode?

 

Why the confusion then, do you have history in the Broch?

 

No confusion here. I'm not from there but I may have waxed lyrical about the golf course. I love it. Haven't been for a while though.

[ChutneyLove]

I've never played it. Any short par-3s I should know about?

[Guest]

Yes, the Well, the 7th, straight downhill. I once birdied it and lost the honour. It's puttable.

[ChutneyLove]

Yes, Boofter - that's another one on there. Going to check my spreadsheet now.

 

I'm assuming the person you were playing birdied with a stroke? Or did they ace it?

[Guest]

I'm assuming the person you were playing birdied with a stroke? Or did they ace it?

 

Net scores don't take the honour. We were 1, 2, 3 at that hole one day. The cunt never stood his hand either. Tink.

[ChutneyLove]

Oh, I've been playing perchies wrong my whole golfing life - I thought net scores took it when you were level.

 

I have never holed a tee shot, but if I did I would gladly when I do I will not only stand my hand, I would will get the whole clubhouse pished if they wanted want.

[Guest]

Oh, I've been playing perchies wrong my whole golfing life - I thought net scores took it when you were level.

 

I have never holed a tee shot, but if I did I would gladly when I do I will not only stand my hand, I would will get the whole clubhouse pished if they wanted want.

 

I've been incredibly lucky in this regard. My first was at Carnoustie in a January, a 4 iron and the clubhouse had us three + 1 other.

 

My 2nd at Alford was with a Tour Spoon, 246 yards, and again bought the clubhouse a drink. Us 2 + 1 other.

 

My last one in 2005 was at St Andrews and the tradition there is to buy a half bottle and put it on the bar. I bought three half bottles, whisky, vodka and rum and didn't touch any of them myself. That was an 8 iron, not a putter but my favourite, my first in a medal.

[Old Wing Stand]

You're Nigeling there min. (Havering)

Cullen ice cream is top banana in the ice cream world.

Give the others a go that Cullen stuff is mass produced gunk !

[E-P-K]

Give the others a go that Cullen stuff is mass produced gunk !

 

 

 

Bit harsh to say it is mass produced, only a wee shoppy supplying demand from locals and tourists.

 

 

Anyway, my loon is an ice cream connoisseur, and Cullen ice cream is down the list, Fochabers ice cream parlour his current best-loved.

[tup]

It's all the fucking same, pish, for bairns.

 

Rocket scientist is in a river in Egypt

 

He has Broch blood coursing through his veins.

 

He thinks being born in an Aberdeen hospital somehow cleanses him of that.

 

No chance.

[Redstar]

Aye...just because you're born in a stable it doesn't make you a horse...that said Clangers was born in Paisley which does make him a tinky hun loving cunt...there is always an exception to every rule.