Away Top

[sheepiekev]

eh? you go on holiday and get battered from police for being a moron and wearing a football top?

 

aye ebbe, I just dont understand the adult mentality of wearing a football top if you are not playing football.

You say if you go on holiday you wear one.

Must be a Scottish thing.

You dont see tourists in Scotland walking about with football tops on.

A bit strange to me, but each to their own.

[zander]

Been known to take the top on holiday with me don't wear it out to clubs etc but wear it going to down to pool,shop,etc

[The Boofon]

Been known to take the top on holiday with me don't wear it out to clubs etc but wear it going to down to pool,shop,etc

 

Always take a dons top to work and give it away to a local. Spread the word of AFC.

 

This trip the guy who I gave it to gave me a local team strip in return. Felt pretty bad as he'd went out of his way to get it and it was a very nice thing to do. Problem is it's fucking green and pretty much identical to a Hibs strip.

 

Use it for 5's at work though and seem to get an easier time from the locals compared with the meaty challenges the rest of the expats receive.

 

 

Also plenty Dons tops now in Nigeria and other West Africa countries due to me taking a strip out every country I visit. Not always new ones. If I'm off somewhere I get one from ebay before I travel.

 

ESM

[robbo]

as for it peeling, mine isn't showing any sign yet. if it were to peel though I would be fucked, nae idea where my receipt is.

 

surely tae fuck you wouldnt need a receipt.

 

theres only 1 shop in the world that sells it and its not as if youd be asking for a refund, just an exchange or a voucher for the next shirt.

[zander]

Nae a bad wee gesture that min.

[OneBeboMaguire]

surely tae fuck you wouldnt need a receipt.

 

theres only 1 shop in the world that sells it and its not as if youd be asking for a refund, just an exchange or a voucher for the next shirt.

Aye, surely to fuck i won't need one but knowing AFC they'll accuse me of stealing the shirt!

[Coopy100]

If I go on holiday, which thankfully I don't, but hypothetically speaking, if I did, the last thing I'd wear would be a football strip, being as it is a garment which will immediately mark you down as a moron, and probably see you physically attacked and then truncheoned by the cops for complaining.

I'm shocked Tup. I thought that with your outlook in life and love for other cultures that you would be off gallavinting all over the globe in search of broadening your horizons. How you have managed to avoid becoming a parocial scot is a credit to your upbringing.

 

I agree with the fitba strip bit though.

[tightbreeks]

barca's new strip is utter pish, 1. it's nike, and 2, it holds the sweat in it!

 

one of the players weighed it before the game and at half-time. 200g before kick off and 2.5x after!

 

"weighed a tonne" "stuck to the body like a limpet"

 

sounds like those old rugger strips that were made of wool.

[OneBeboMaguire]

barca's new strip is utter pish, 1. it's nike, and 2, it holds the sweat in it!

 

one of the players weighed it before the game and at half-time. 200g before kick off and 2.5x after!

 

"weighed a tonne" "stuck to the body like a limpet"

 

sounds like those old rugger strips that were made of wool.

Aye seen that! Barca's players complaining about it as it affects their play, getting tests done by Nike and could be removed.

[Red Ram]

barca's new strip is utter pish, 1. it's nike, and 2, it holds the sweat in it!

 

one of the players weighed it before the game and at half-time. 200g before kick off and 2.5x after!

 

"weighed a tonne" "stuck to the body like a limpet"

 

sounds like those old rugger strips that were made of wool.

Widna be a problem for oor lot as majority never put in effort to work up a sweat!!

[Betty Swallicks]

club shop have just told me the away top is slightly SMALLER than the home top...

 

flies in the face of what the good folk on here have said?

 

 

Prob because they were made in a sweat shop in Africa.

[V for Vendetta]

club shop have just told me the away top is slightly SMALLER than the home top...

 

flies in the face of what the good folk on here have said?

 

It really is totally insane that they can't even manufacture two kits in the same proportions. WTF is that all about?

[DD1903]

got it through this morning

 

its really nice, but gutted i went for the size up, as its massive

 

cant even change it as got printing

 

have i got a right to ask for it swapped, purely because its so different to the home ones size?

 

(bearing in mind when i caled up the guy told me it was smaller in size!)

 

I'd give it a go MT, especially if they've told you that...

[tup]

its really nice, but gutted i went for the size up, as its massive

 

Just put on a bit more weight, you're fairly hefty anyway, two bottles of buckfast instead of one every night for a month should see it fit like a glove.

[tup]

Lifting the heaviest weight is certainly no guide to overall prowess, as it could just mean you're blown off the bone, a flab monster, akin to Giant Haystacks or Big Daddy.

 

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, being quick is much more important, like me, I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof, never still for more than a second, like Ali taking on the huge Foreman and dropping him despite having half his power, stealth and cunning is where it's at.

 

Fat cunts are easy knocked out, as they're slow.

[Henry]

Sounds good for the next time you find yourself in a crush at the football.

[tup]

when i told him what i did at the gym when i went before, he described it as "going for power", wheres he wants me going for strength which is less weights, but more reps, so im going to give his way a shot as that'll add some much needed definition to go with my herculean strength

 

Mind and sook your belly in when doing it or there's every chance of a hernia.