robbo Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 All drinks would be free but you'd still all complain about the service. bitter sounding but very funny Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 @MT Only messin with you mate - it was just trying to give everyone an indication of the kind of thing i was after... :thumbs: Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'll be collecting glasses. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'll be collecting glasses. Are you an optician? I'll be in the cellar. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 What would Monkey be doing in this pub of ours - anyone....? Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Are you an optician? I'll be in the cellar. Very droll... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Very droll... Nae heard that phrase in years. :thumbs: Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Nae heard that phrase in years. :thumbs: I'm an old cunt. Nae as old as Tommy mind.... Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'll be sitting near the window, watching the world go by. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'm thinking the bogs would be 3" deep in pish, there would be shite still sitting in every bowl... and probably one or two of the urinals... and Tup's number would be hastily scrawled in every cubicle, with the words... 'For a good time' written above it. Everyone would be trying to make eye contact with each other, either as a prelude to fighting or fucking one another.. and in many cases both. The place would be mostly empty aside from the 'locals', and the appearance of any stranger would elicit a Wild West type situation where everyone stops what they're doing in order to size up the newcomer. Conversation would mostly centre around whatever the Daily Mail had on its front page that day, and there would be a lot of reference to 'Sending them back' and 'Coming over here to take our jobs/women/benefits', with a fair amount of suspicious talk about gypsies. The overall mood of the pub would be a lot like the Slaughtered Lamb off American Werewolf in London just before the two Americans left to walk across the moors, and there would always, always be a fight of some sort going on right outside the premises. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Conversation would mostly centre around whatever the Daily Mail had on its front page that day, and there would be a lot of reference to 'Sending them back' and 'Coming over here to take our jobs/women/benefits', with a fair amount of suspicious talk about gypsies. So pretty much like every other pub in Aiberdeen then? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 .. and Tup's number would be hastily scrawled in every cubicle, with the words... 'For a good time' written above it. So pretty much like every other pub in Aiberdeen then? From what I saw last month, aye Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I would be sitting there txting my hun mates to throw on their best hun top and get there arses round to the bar. Then on their arrival I would sit back and laugh as half the bar kicks the shit out of them,when the other half wait to rape them. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'm thinking the bogs would be 3" deep in pish, there would be shite still sitting in every bowl... and probably one or two of the urinals... and Tup's number would be hastily scrawled in every cubicle, with the words... 'For a good time' written above it. Do they have phones in Wick? I thought they were still communicating by smoke signal up there... Link to comment
OneBeboMaguire Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 it would be full of boring people looking to complain about anything and everything... Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 it would be full of boring people looking to complain about anything and everything... Got any ID mate? Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Do they have phones in Wick? I thought they were still communicating by smoke signal up there... I think they all meet once a week at the discotheque/mart in Dingwall. Then they have a race home in whatever mode of transport they can steal. Link to comment
OneBeboMaguire Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Got any ID mate? aye. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 it would be full of boring people looking to complain about anything and everything... Got any ID mate? Challenge 25. I'd be playing the games machine and later propping up the bar after I've moved onto the Gin. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 I was hain a look through some photo albums and i found these from the good old days: Here's the place rammed (eveybody having a good time), before the refurbishment at the start of the year: Here's bebo and tutan hard at work reviewing CCTV footage from the night before: Here's bluto and tup hain a chat outside: Here's a few of the regulars just havin a casual discussion: Here's the bog: Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Here's bebo and tutan hard at work reviewing CCTV footage from the night before: I don't think Bebo is quite as fat as that. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 I don't think Bebo is quite as fat as that. I know - its the only one i could use. I had a crackin one ready as well: http://www.theargus.co.uk/resources/images/914245/ but it wouldn't allow the image extension on the board... Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I know - its the only one i could use. I had a crackin one ready as well: http://www.theargus.co.uk/resources/images/914245/ but it wouldn't allow the image extension on the board... Top tip. Print Screen then Image Shack etc. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Top tip. Print Screen then Image Shack etc. Thank you sir. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'd be on the door watching for any Yank/doric speaking ex goths sneaking in, If I spotted any I'd batter them just like I used to do 20 years ago. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'd be on the door watching for any Yank/doric speaking ex goths sneaking in, If I spotted any I'd batter them just like I used to do 20 years ago. You're an auld lad now, min... I'd get my four year old to beat your arse with a bat Link to comment
zander Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I'd be in the vip lounge sipping cristal with LS speaking about Millwall. Link to comment
tup Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I'd come in for one pint, in a foul temper, couldna care less who any of you were in real life, then I'd hurl my empty glass at great velocity into the 'mixer' as Jim Duffy would say, before leaving immediately. Link to comment
tup Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Aye good idea, but I guarantee the fucking thing would pay out in tokens in revenge. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I'd be on the door watching for any Yank/doric speaking ex goths sneaking in, If I spotted any I'd batter them just like I used to do 20 years ago. What about emo's? Link to comment
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