Help Find Me A Job.

[amancalledbuck]

As the title says.

 

I'm giving up my lazy life as the shit is now hitting the fan. (5 years of gas bill estimates)

 

My employment history is patchy, to say the least, but I'm well educated - MA Hons in Cultural History.

 

I'm needing short term solutions and long term plans.

 

Or folk to call me a sponging bastard.

[BrianFaePerth]

Try here

 

[Red Dragon]

Cultural History you say?

 

Howsabout offering your services to the Scottish Exec and provide a solution to the Weegie problem?

[Bluto10]

you could join the other pieces of shit on union street begging for the food folk throw away.

[amancalledbuck]

Try here

 

 

I've got the app for my iPod touch.

 

I wouldn't go near the place normally.

 

It's full of ne'er do wells.

[daytripping]

Lidl in Bucksburn is looking for folk, was in last night and saw the big poster up.

 

Money is meant to be not bad for that kind of work, above yer asda and tesco anyway.

 

It's a start anyway, once you're working it's easier to get something else.

[Dynamo]

Get a job in Costco, they pay nae bad for a shop.

[BrianFaePerth]

Santa season coming up. Combine yer hobby wi a job.

[daytripping]

Become an offshore service hand, you have plenty of experience of sitting around doing feck all, why not get paid for doing it.

[Bluto10]

work in a charity shop.

 

plenty of cheap gear as a staff perk its like getting paid loads.

[phoenix]

Good luck Buck , I'm sure you'd be an asset to the appropriate organisation altho' I'd steer clear of right-wing enterprises.....if they get a whiff of your past , they might like to make you eat shit.

 

It can get more difficult the older we get , is the teaching profession a no-no then ?

 

You are just about to start.....I'm about to finish.....16 weeks and counting.....I'll wake up a 'free' man in March.

[amancalledbuck]

Nightshift shelf stackers at Asda drive about in Porsches.

 

I can't drive.

[BrianFaePerth]

Sounds like 'Nixx's job is up for grabs.

 

How's yer crystal ball gazing?

[amancalledbuck]

Good luck Buck , I'm sure you'd be an asset to the appropriate organisation altho' I'd steer clear of right-wing enterprises.....if they get a whiff of your past , they might like to make you eat shit.

 

It can get more difficult the older we get , is the teaching profession a no-no then ?

 

You are just about to start.....I'm about to finish.....16 weeks and counting.....I'll wake up a 'free' man in March.

 

I'm still interested in teaching, unfortunately I can't afford the application fee.

 

I'll get myself sorted, it's just a bit daunting getting started.

 

And scary as fuck wondering how the fuck the bills are going to get paid.

[amancalledbuck]

If MT had created this, he'd be slagged off and called an attention seeker.

 

 

He is an attention seeker.

 

I'm looking for advice.

[Bluto10]

I'm looking for advice.

 

dont sit down with eggs in your pocket.

[phoenix]

I'm still interested in teaching, unfortunately I can't afford the application fee.

 

I'll get myself sorted, it's just a bit daunting getting started.

 

And scary as fuck wondering how the fuck the bills are going to get paid.

 

 

 

It's coming on Winter , keeping warm is expensive.....you'll be alright come the Spring.....' It's Summertime...and the living is easy.....'

 

I always remind myself that our ancestors managed to survive without electricity.....what happened to us ?

 

It is important to select foods that generated heat as we eat , that way we don't need to absorb it from the outside in.

 

Just start low and work your way up and don't be afraid to blow your own trumpet( especially that degree ).....nobody else will. It's competitive , maaan.

[phoenix]

I hope you've buried enough nuts for winter.

 

 

Correct B_M.....many a true word said in jest.

 

A good source of heat and one of Nature's little storehouses of vitamins and minerals.

[Bluto10]

I hope you've buried enough nuts for winter.

 

you can give him your two.

[tup]

I could find a job in less than 10 minutes it's not the big process you appear to think it.

 

Just walk into somewhere you like the look of and ask.

 

Mind and have a good wash first, and try not to stink of drink is also a good tip.

[BrianFaePerth]

I could find a job in less than 10 minutes it's not the big process you appear to think it.

 

Just walk into somewhere you like the look of and ask.

 

Mind and have a good wash first, and try not to stink of drink is also a good tip.

 

 

Tup, in his own usual way, does have a point. There is ey work for those who are willing. It's a full-time joab getting a joab, but with a bit of graft ye can get a joab regardless of the economic climate.

[Henry]

If MT had created this, he'd be slagged off and called an attention seeker.

 

MT doesn't need to create a thread like this. He's got the mega-bucks, high flying job with BT, ken?

[BrianFaePerth]

At the risk of being helpful, if yer applying for a joab, yer covering letter should more or less be the advertisement, jist rewritten.

 

So if they want someone who is flexible, ye write a sentence that says yer flexible but without using that word.

 

If they want a young dynamic go-getter, well yer fucked, but ye get my drift.

[Coopy100]

If you are a good looking chap you can always hire oot yir services ti i lonely hoosewives o Aiberdeen an i suroondin area.

[tup]

POSITION VACANT

 

We are looking for an unshaven vagrant who has no work experience whatsoever and has little motivation.

 

Ideally it would be someone who drinks early in the day, then plays melancholy songs on a guitar later in the night whilst consuming recreational drugs.

 

The applicant must have paid their utility bills on estimates for a substantial number of years.

[The Boofon]

 

With the kind of character you are, I don't believe a word you just wrote.

 

Oh it's 100% genuine.

[The Boofon]

He is an attention seeker.

 

I'm looking for advice.

 

 

Never buy tights for a mermaid.

[InTaeEm]

Get a job in Costco, they pay nae bad for a shop.

 

Yeah they are good for pay, well for starters they are. I worked there for 6 months after I got paid off (although it took me about 5 months to get a job there/anywhere, I only left there in February this year) so i know how sh*t it is to find something. They paid

[amancalledbuck]

POSITION VACANT

 

We are looking for an unshaven vagrant who has no work experience whatsoever and has little motivation.

 

Ideally it would be someone who drinks early in the day, then plays melancholy songs on a guitar later in the night whilst consuming recreational drugs.

 

The applicant must have paid their utility bills on estimates for a substantial number of years.

 

Braw, when do I start?

 

I canna work too late.

 

Oh, and I'll need 2 weeks off at Christmas.

[The Boofon]

Have you tried the Royal Mail and asked about delivering mail over the Christmas period?

Very busy this time of year and it's better than walking the streets.

 

Why have they never been able to read your meter for 5 years while you've been unemployed for the same period?

 

They also allow you to stage payments of arrears.