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Anyone Met A Murderer?


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Dunno if I've met one, but one of the wife's relatives... a cousin I believe, .. was driving for a limo company a few years back. From what I can gather he has the Arab temperament, which is to say he's barely able to keep his temper under control, and when he loses it he loses it.

 

So anyway, he's driving some lad around, and I guess the guy he was driving was starting to get on the wife's cousin's nerves, because what he did, see, what he did was stop the limo and murder the guy he was supposed to be driving around. Then he stuck the guy's body in the boot.

 

..anyway, after driving around with the dude's decomposing corpse in the boot of the car he decided he was going to head for Mexico. But rather than just head for Mexico, he decides he's going to go there in style.

 

In a Limo, in fact.

 

The limo with the corpse in the boot, to be exact.

 

:thumbs:

 

Anyway... he's in prison.

 

Never met him.. hopefully nae gan tae.

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I nearly got run over by a guy who killed another guy by strapping his neck to a tree with cheesewire and knocking his skull in with a claw hammer.

 

So the story goes anyway... The police went round everyone on our estate looking for evidence. Horrific crime. Truly awful. All for a few hundred quid takings from the British Legion apparently. He will be out by now.

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I nearly got run over by a guy who killed another guy by strapping his neck to a tree with cheesewire and knocking his skull in with a claw hammer.

 

So the story goes anyway... The police went round everyone on our estate looking for evidence. Horrific crime. Truly awful. All for a few hundred quid takings from the British Legion apparently. He will be out by now.

A certain MC? Back inside.

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I met that guy who murdered/manslaughtered his wife in Westhill when the sex games got out of hand.

He turned up (pre murdering) with his old man to buy a car off us....He seemed like a nice enough guy....as before looks like things just got out of hand...but for the grace of god and all that

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Eh canna think for a second he's no offed someone.

 

He hasn't.

 

Robert Mugabe told me that over lunch. ;)

 

 

My uncle got 6 years for attempted murder many moons ago. Stabbed his bird several times.

 

Happened about 30 years ago. He was fishing at the time and she'd said she was ending it so he went bonkers and started stabbing her. Well known in Banchory area.

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Some old boy told me in the pub one night that he'd murdered some one which I thought was believable, but then he started going on about how he was one of the main men who started the riots in peterhead prison. While It might of all been true, he had had a skin full so took it with a pinch of salt.

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Glad I don't have murder on my conscience , I've got to discipline masel not to regret much more minor misdemeanors( alliteration rocks ). ' Either I'm too sensitive , or else I'm getting soft ' - Bob Dylan ( 'If You See Her Say Hello' on 'Blood On The Tracks' album ).

 

The murderer I met seemed , on the surface at least , to be a nice but tough guy.....most murders are immediately regretted , a significant number followed by suicide. Taking someone else's life should be regarded as a big act of vanity , imagining your life will be better off without the other party. Walk away , ffs !

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Always used to see him and his new bit of stuff on the bus in Westhill. She was much younger, looked filth too.

 

Who says crime doesn't pay

 

As before he bought a car off me...arrived with his old man (who the car was for) the old boy had a sign round his neck instructing folk to talk slow as he'd just had a stroke.

Anyway upshot was they took the car (which had, shall we say, a few problems)...my wife went mental at me for flogging,as she called it a "deathtrap" to a man who'd had a stroke...went on about it for weeks.....as you can imagine when the "incident" took place the nagging stopped....not only for me but obviously for him too.........2 birds with one stone and all that!!

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Who says crime doesn't pay

 

As before he bought a car off me...arrived with his old man (who the car was for) the old boy had a sign round his neck instructing folk to talk slow as he'd just had a stroke.

Anyway upshot was they took the car (which had, shall we say, a few problems)...my wife went mental at me for flogging,as she called it a "deathtrap" to a man who'd had a stroke...went on about it for weeks.....as you can imagine when the "incident" took place the nagging stopped....not only for me but obviously for him too.........2 birds with one stone and all that!!

 

Your missus was ok with you flogging a deathtrap to a healthy person, but no one who had had a stroke? :itch-chin:

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