360 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 What are everyones views on Clarkson?I really like him, and my favourite thing about him is his really quite magnificent hair-do. Link to comment
Marty13479 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Total twat. Love top gear but all 3 presenters are tits. Upper class Engish knobs. Link to comment
360 Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 I think it's Clarkson who makes Top Gear what it is. Hammond and May are the bellends. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Dinna like Top Gear, it's for fowk wi small cocks. Clarkson's political views are a bit leftie for me. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 He's a top twat. I like him. Link to comment
Dazzler Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I don't think I'd like to sit and have a pint with him but I do enjoy his books and Top Gear. Link to comment
Chrisyboy81 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I think he's hilarious, but I prefer James May. I can understand why he's not everyone's cup of tea, but top gear would be shit without him. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 He's a prick can't stand the guy Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 top gear is becoming dated for me, hammomd is a pain in the arse, may always plays the village fool and thats now boring, and clarkson....i can take him or leave him a new style show with 3 new presenters would be ideal to bling it up a bit. tidy bird1 old head male1 new head male Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 top gear is becoming dated for me, hammomd is a pain in the arse, may always plays the village fool and thats now boring, and clarkson....i can take him or leave him a new style show with 3 new presenters would be ideal to bling it up a bit. tidy bird1 old head male1 new head male Or in other words 5th Gear. I watched the American version of Top Gear the other day. 3 blokes all of the same sort of character and it's set pretty much exactly like the UK in a big warehouse. I didn't have a clue who the star in the reasonably priced car was. Link to comment
Adeyboy Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 James May's the technical guy on the show... Hammond and Clarkson are the boy racers. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 James May's the technical guy on the show... Hammond and Clarkson are the boy racers. What about The Stig? Where does he fit in with your analysis? Clarkson is amusing and I have a couple of his books and although they are all transcripts of his Sunday Newspaper column I still find them a good read. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 To be honest the only episodes of Top Gear I watch are the ones where they do the specials. Like when they were in Botswana, the Arctic etc. Link to comment
phoenix Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. Making him an Aries in the Year of the Rat. Don't find it possible to hate the guy , people that can make you laugh are hard to dislike but he can be erse-like. A 50:50 from me , like as much as I dislike. How very dualistic.....and so very Piscean. Yfollah? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 i hate the when they do the ''some people say he has bummed cheesepipes'', then the other quips ''some people say he beat up daytripping'' before the last finally saying something cliched like ''some people say he has ice in his veins''. i'm nae a huge fan of top gear. on that bombshell..... Link to comment
Henry Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I see Clarkson is in a bit of bother. Jeremy Clarkson has begged viewers' forgiveness after he appeared to use the N-word during filming of his BBC programme Top Gear. In a video statement posted online on Thursday, he said that he had tried to obscure the word when reciting the "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" nursery rhyme to chose between two cars, but that his efforts to do so "weren't quite good enough". Clarkson had previously issued a robust denial of the allegation, telling his 3.2 million Twitter followers: "I did not use the N-word. Never use it. The Mirror has gone way too far this time." But footage of the incident was later posted on The Daily Mirror website. In it Clarkson recites the beginning of the children's nursery rhyme "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" before apparently mumbling: "Catch a nigger by his toe." His apology came after a day of growing calls for the BBC to sack him. The corporation issued a strongly worded statement saying: "Jeremy Clarkson has set out the background to this regrettable episode. We have made it absolutely clear to him, the standards the BBC expects on air and off. We have left him in no doubt about how seriously we view this.". Downing Street condemned any use of the word, saying that David Cameron – a friend of Clarkson's – would "certainly not" use it. Aliya Mohammed, the chief executive of Race Equality First, called for immediate action from the BBC. She said: "I am appalled at yet another open display of racism from Clarkson. How many racist comments will the BBC allow from the presenter? It makes me question whether Clarkson feels it would be acceptable because he thinks viewers and others within the BBC share his views. "Racism is illegal and it has no place in modern society. I urge as many people as possible to show their condemnation of this abhorrent display of racism. A public personality should set an example to viewers and Clarkson is clearly a very bad example." Lawyers for the Indian-born actor Somi Guha, who appeared in The Bill and other television shows, made a formal complaint to the BBC Trust as calls for Clarkson to be sacked gathered pace. In the letter, which was also sent to the media regulator Ofcom and has been seen by the Guardian, the lawyer Lawrence Davies demanded an external investigation into how the offensive language had come to be edited out of the show and whether Clarkson had been reprimanded. Davies, director of the law firm Equal Justice Solicitors, said Clarkson would be dismissed in any other line of work. "It's appalling. He's a repeat offender and should be sacked," he said. "If he was a Ukip councillor in a private meeting I believe they would suspend or dismiss him. If he was the owner of an American basketball team he would be fined and banned. But the BBC consider themselves unaccountable on the issue of racism." The prime minister's spokesman said: "In terms of any usage of that word, that would be quite wrong." He added that the BBC would be investigating the claims. "If there are those types of reports and allegations I'm sure that is something the BBC will look at." Clarkson, who earned more than £14m last year for his Top Gear work, is understood to have spoken to senior BBC figures on Thursday morning as part of the corporation's investigation into the allegations. Executives learned about the controversy only when a preview of the Mirror's front page was published online on Wednesday night. Clarkson's Top Gear co-host James May earlier leapt to the star's defence. May told his 1.4 million Twitter followers: "Jeremy Clarkson is not a racist. He is a monumental bellend and many other things, but not a racist. I wouldn't work with one. #ThatIsAll." Piers Morgan, the former CNN presenter with a long history of feuding with Clarkson, led calls on Twitter for him to be dismissed. He said Clarkson should be "TV toast", and added: "Ron Atkinson was fired by @ITV for using the N-word. Don't see how the BBC can avoid firing @JeremyClarkson if he did the same … In America, he'd be fired by now." The programme, aired in February 2013, showed Clarkson standing between a Toyota GT86 and a Subaru BRZ and saying: "Both cost the same, they have the same bodies and the same interiors with the same equipment. "They are even built by the same people in the same factory. You might imagine then that it's quite hard to choose between them, but actually, it isn't. Watch, because this is how you do it." In the unaired footage – which was later passed to the Mirror – the presenter then recites the children's counting rhyme and appears to use the N-word under his breath before pointing at the Toyota and shrugging: "Toyota it is." The offensive term was removed from the episode, according to the Mirror. In the broadcast version, Clarkson recited the rhyme but this time used the word "teacher". Clarkson's full apology "Ordinarily I don't respond to newspaper allegations but on this occasion I feel I must make an exception. A couple of years ago I recorded an item for Top Gear in which I quote the rhyme "eeny, meeny, miny, moe". Of course, I was well aware that in the best-known version of this rhyme there is a racist expression that I was extremely keen to avoid. The full rushes show that I did three takes. In two, I mumbled where the offensive word would normally occur and in the third I replaced it altogether with the word teacher. Now when I viewed this footage several weeks later I realised that in one of the mumbled versions if you listen very carefully with the sound turned right up it did appear that I'd actually used the word I was trying to obscure. I was mortified by this, horrified. It is a word I loathe and I did everything in my power to make sure that that version did not appear in the programme that was transmitted. "I have here the note that was sent at the time to the production office and it says: 'I didn't use the N-word here but I've just listened through my headphones and it sounds like I did. Is there another take that we could use?' "Please be assured I did everything in my power to not use that word, as I'm sitting here begging your forgiveness for the fact my efforts obviously weren't quite good enough, thank you." Link to comment
Redstar Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 This hot on the heals of him christening his new black dog...Didier Dogba... Link to comment
E-P-K Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlQjdUWqBLE Link to comment
dave_min Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 What's wrong with the word Nissan? The 200SX is a fine piece of kit. Link to comment
360 Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 Piers Morgan has been more of a twat than usual over the last couple of days. When it comes down to this battle royale I'm firmly for #TeamClarkson. Is there anyone for #TeamMorgan? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 What's wrong with the word Nissan? The 200SX is a fine piece of kit.No its not its fuckin horrendous Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 It's ok to say the word if you are a) a rapper and b) black. If you are a middle class, middle aged, middle earth man like Clarkson, using this word will ultimately mean you are a filthy racist. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Who the fuck cares anyways. He said a word that consists of 6 letters, 2 of which are the same, from our alphabet that have been put in a particular order...how the fuck can that be taken as an insult ffs? It's being turned more and more into a taboo word which is being thrown around the place by Hip Hop like a Scotsman saying to a mate "Alright ye cunt", but we're told to refrain from even SAYING the word in a "someone said <insert word>" context. Absolute shambles. The best way of killing a words effect is by saturating it so it loses it's "appeal" to racists. It's like Aberdeen fans singing "we're only sheep shagging bastards". It pretty much stops other fans singing it to us because we have taken it on the chin. Link to comment
boboisared Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Who the fuck cares anyways. He said a word that consists of 6 letters, 2 of which are the same, from our alphabet that have been put in a particular order...how the fuck can that be taken as an insult ffs? It's being turned more and more into a taboo word which is being thrown around the place by Hip Hop like a Scotsman saying to a mate "Alright ye cunt", but we're told to refrain from even SAYING the word in a "someone said <insert word>" context. Absolute shambles. The best way of killing a words effect is by saturating it so it loses it's "appeal" to racists. It's like Aberdeen fans singing "we're only sheep shagging bastards". It pretty much stops other fans singing it to us because we have taken it on the chin. That's a fairly awful comparison. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Piers Morgan is a fucking bell end. I don't EVER think a guy of that ilk can EVER take the moral high ground on anything that goes on in this country. Milly Dowler springs to mind, disgusting creature Piers Morgan and one guy if he was shot in the head then I'd not give 2 fucks. For or against death penalty? FOR - just to eradicate Piers Morgan. P.S. Nae a big fan of Clarkson either. I asume you are referring to the Milly Dowler phone hacking scandal? However contemptable Piers Morgan is, he had nothing to do with that. Morgan compares Clarkson's gaffe to that of Ron Atkinsons but they are not comparable imo. These type of things need to be taken in context. Where Ron was being racially abusive towards Desailly, Clarkson merely uttered a controversial word. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I don't believe in words being bad, just context/the way they are used. In this instance, I don't see it being of a racist context, it is just him using the term for "comic" effect. Mountain out of a molehill. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So he said something wrong then that makes him asomething bad. Hhhhhhmmmmm. If the power of vocabulary can determine a personality then were all fucked. Just look at the lingo on here. Wed all stand accused of being racist disablist homophobes Link to comment
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