Cadburys Bournville

[phoenix]

Hotel Chololat , loons and quines.

 

Shops all over England but John Lewis are agents up here.

 

Lovely , if you are a connoiseur.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

www.hotelchocolat.co.uk/

[phoenix]

 

 

 

 

The mathematically inclined amongst us will be able to work out that we will get twice as many bars in Poundland as we will in Sainsburys for the money.

 

 

Iceland ?

 

 

F u c k that !

 

 

Too complicated.

 

 

Just off to eat a slab.

[looksgoodinred]

you DO like chocolate, don't you?

[phoenix]

you DO like chocolate, don't you?

 

 

Apparently better that sex for women , looksgoodinred.

 

I like mine in moderation.

 

And dairy free.

[looksgoodinred]

Apparently better that sex for women , looksgoodinred.

 

I like mine in moderation.

 

And dairy free.

 

only with some men.

mostly an old wifie's tale

[tup]

It's moaning that women prefer to sex, not chocolate.

[looksgoodinred]

It's moaning that women prefer to sex, not chocolate.

 

first you suggested yesterday your partner is with you for the bulge in your wallet, and now you're saying she'd rather sit around flapping her gums than busy herself with any other bulge you might have too.

 

oh dear.

[BrianFaePerth]

It's moaning that women prefer to sex, not chocolate.

 

well a girnin face cunt like you must be a hit with the ladies then

[tup]

first you suggested yesterday your partner is with you for the bulge in your wallet, and now you're saying she'd rather sit around flapping her gums than busy herself with any other bulge you might have too.

 

oh dear.

 

I've no idea what women want, and I'm not wasting my time trying to find out, bunch of split arses that they are.

[looksgoodinred]

I've no idea what women want, and I'm not wasting my time trying to find out, bunch of split arses that they are.

 

please yourself. as no doubt with that outlook, you must do.

[tup]

If you did find out, they'd change it anyway, just to spite you for finding out.

[looksgoodinred]

If you did find out, they'd change it anyway, just to spite you for finding out.

 

that sounds like something a woman who was after the bulge in your wallet might do.

 

not the majority.

[tup]

that sounds like something a woman who was after the bulge in your wallet might do.

 

not the majority.

 

Dinna worry I've got women's motives sussed.

 

Materialism is their god.

[looksgoodinred]

Dinna worry I've got women's motives sussed.

 

Materialism is their god.

 

whatever.

[tup]

Their god should be cooking my dinner, on the table, hot, for after work and not a second later, plus ironing, my stuff, later on.

 

Before putting out in the bedroom to finish up.

 

[muttondressedaslamb]

Their god should be cooking my dinner, on the table, hot, for after work and not a second later, plus ironing, my stuff, later on.

 

Before putting out in the bedroom to finish up.

 

 

GTF Tup.

I came in from work at 20.45, having left to go there at 07.30. I'm knackered and starving. What do I come home to? Fucking Call of Duty being played, feet resting on my expensive coffee table along with a bottle of Irn Bru and no supper on the table.

Must be my punishment for being a public sector worker.

[Redstar]

GTF Tup.

I came in from work at 20.45, having left to go there at 07.30. I'm knackered and starving. What do I come home to? Fucking Call of Duty being played, feet resting on my expensive coffee table along with a bottle of Irn Bru and no supper on the table.

Must be my punishment for being a public sector worker.

Are you Tup's wife??

[muttondressedaslamb]

Cat's out the bag! I've had enough, I'm leaving the dirty Wicker.

[Marty13479]

Apparently better that sex for women , looksgoodinred.

 

I like mine in moderation.

 

And dairy free.

 

I thought I had a varied sex life but mine is always dairy free. What am I missing out on here?

[tup]

GTF Tup.

I came in from work at 20.45, having left to go there at 07.30. I'm knackered and starving. What do I come home to? Fucking Call of Duty being played, feet resting on my expensive coffee table along with a bottle of Irn Bru and no supper on the table.

Must be my punishment for being a public sector worker.

 

I only said it as a means of extracting conclusive evidence that you were indeed the split arse I suspected you were, and not a man as you recently claimed.

 

Women love housework.

[phoenix]

 

I only said it as a means of extracting conclusive evidence that you were indeed the split arse I suspected you were, and not a man as you recently claimed.

 

Women love housework.

 

 

 

Keeping things clean , tidy and efficient is not merely the preserve of womanhood , it is a prerequisite for most life forms , male or female.

 

If we allow disorder to descend into our lives , we are attacked from a multitude of sources starting from the baterial level up. Most of the animal kingdom are aware of this instinctively , especially the predatory. To keep oneself alert to the possibility of attack is a survival instinct and to do this effectively we must keep ourselves and our environment clean , ordered and fit for purpose.

 

I'm sure tup knows this and think 'he doth protest too much'. I'll bet a pound tae a penny he gets his apron on and does the hoovering on a regular basis. Think Freddie Mercury in the music video for ' I Want To Break Free '.