What Can You Smell

[tommo1903]

I can smell pizza from the canteen downstairs.

[Foster14]

Nothing. I lost my sense of smell about 8-9 years ago.

[BrianFaePerth]

Nothing at the moment, but half an hour ago it was a choice fart smell. Eh wis jist lucky no one came in while it lingered

[daytripping]

I can smell cold air, the radiators are not giving off enough heat in this office.

[tommo1903]

It now smells like brussel sprouts.

 

I've never had a brussel sprout pizza before.

[360]

I can smell cold air, the radiators are not giving off enough heat in this office.

 

Just decided to crank my heating up a bit. Toasty.

 

I can smell salt and vinegar crisps.

[looksgoodinred]

a slight hint of my perfume. and shampoo, when i turn my head.

[360]

Does petrol taste as good as it smells?

[Liam]

i can smell what the Rock is cooking.

[robbo]

Nothing at the moment, but half an hour ago it was a choice fart smell. Eh wis jist lucky no one came in while it lingered

 

i wasnt so lucky, i dropped a howitzer about 20 mins ago and no sooner had i turned a funny colour from the the vile boak is gave me then the mrs and her mum came in. was like a death cloud...

[Sonoftherock]

i can smell what the Rock is cooking.

 

I can smell what Son of the Rock is cooking.....a chorizo pasta for my evening meal.

[tainboy]

My poo. As I'm curling one out as I type.

 

 

Bowfing too.

[spamspamspam]

beef from the beef flavoured crisps I'm tucking into

[tommo1903]

Does petrol taste as good as it smells?

 

Dunno, ask Michelle.

 

Smoky bacon crisps are now on my radar. They don't taste as good as they smell.

 

The room I'm in smells of sweaty students. I hate students.

[King Street Loon]

My dog has just farted, so that's what I was smelling whilst reading this thread.

[tup]

i wasnt so lucky, i dropped a howitzer about 20 mins ago and no sooner had i turned a funny colour from the the vile boak is gave me then the mrs and her mum came in. was like a death cloud...

 

If your own fart makes you feel nauseous, you ken it's a cracker.

 

Tip - if you're sitting down, part your thighs, and stick your nose down the parting for a fart smell sensation

 

Warning - can make you light headed, and give you a voice like Donald Duck for up to 60 seconds.

 

Worth it though.

[BrianFaePerth]

Tip - if you're sitting down, part your thighs, and stick your nose down the parting for a fart smell sensation

 

top tip tup :thumbs:

[Dynamo]

If your own fart makes you feel nauseous, you ken it's a cracker.

 

Tip - if you're sitting down, part your thighs, and stick your nose down the parting for a fart smell sensation

 

Warning - can make you light headed, and give you a voice like Donald Duck for up to 60 seconds.

 

Worth it though.

 

 

Cup your hand at your arse to 'catch' your fart and then release it in someones face close by, always gets a reaction :thumbs:

[tup]

Cup your hand at your arse to 'catch' your fart and then release it in someones face close by, always gets a reaction :thumbs:

 

Alternatively, difficult I ken if you're in the workplace, pull your trousers down, bare arse to the wind, and put a lit match near your sphincter.

 

If you're lucky, you will get a mini flame thrower, depending on the methane content of your fart

[tommo1903]

Cup your hand at your arse to 'catch' your fart and then release it in someones face close by, always gets a reaction :thumbs:

 

The cupcake. Popular among many males in the 14-25 age bracket.

[granite sheep]

I can smell snotters.

[Henry]

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other - do you smell carrots?

[chief_wiggum]

Cup your hand at your arse to 'catch' your fart and then release it in someones face close by, always gets a reaction :thumbs:

 

Otherwise known as a "Guff Grenade" do them to the kids all the time with a shout of "Incoming" .....Oh how we..... I laugh

[The Boofon]

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other - do you smell carrots?

 

 

What answer did the snowman give?

[Henry]

Not sure, I only saw this brief exchange.

[The Boofon]

Not sure, I only saw this brief exchange.

 

Saw?

Can you lip lumps of coal read?

[jassb]

Posted Today, 06:02 PM

 

 

Harcus, on 05 December 2011 - 05:28 PM, said:

 

 

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other - do you smell carrots?

 

 

 

 

What answer did the snowman give?

 

 

"Fuckin Hell, a spikin' snowman"

[Henry]

Saw?

Can you lip lumps of coal read?

 

Yes.

[The Boofon]

Yes.

 

Impressive. What's my fireplace currently saying?

[tommo1903]

I can't smell anything, I lost my sense of smell in a ski-ing accident many years back.

 

You can't lose your sense of smell.

 

Just the ability to recognise smells.