Would You Tell Someone Or Say Nothing?

[looksgoodinred]

If you were talking to someone with something obvious stuck in their teeth? like a piece of spinach?

 

If they've seemingly forgotten to zip up their trousers?

 

Or a drunk woman wandering through the bar with her skirt tucked into her hose, showing her backside?

 

Do you say something?

[StandFree1982]

If you were talking to someone with something obvious stuck in their teeth? like a piece of spinach?

 

If they've seemingly forgotten to zip up their trousers?

 

Or a drunk woman wandering through the bar with her skirt tucked into her hose, showing her backside?

 

Do you say something?

Snap a photo first then let her know. Although, if a guy went up to her and said that he'd probably get a slap.

[looksgoodinred]

that's the issue. if i were to inform a gentleman he seemed to have his zip down, he'll assume i was gawking at his crotch. when in fact, it just catches your eye. and you're trying to be helpful. is it any better/worse if a woman or a man tells a man his zip is down?

[Bluto10]

i once saw TheG_L_A come out of the bogs with spunk around his mouth, clinging to his plukey chin.

 

i just laughed.

[Dandyesque]

I once told a lassie that the way she was sitting, you could see clear up her skirt from across the room.

 

And that, given she wasn't wearing any knickers, her bearded clam was there for all to see.

 

She wasn't best pleased and never even thanked me.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

i once saw TheG_L_A come out of the bogs with spunk around his mouth, clinging to his plukey chin.

 

i just laughed.

 

Eh hope ye at least paid him for his services

[Robbie Winters]

I recently attended a funeral with a grey suit jacket and brown breeks !!!

I literely got dressed in the dark and I wish someone had told me as I did not notice until later in the day. That was after the funeral, wake and then a meal in town. Mortified but the missus wet herself

[BrianFaePerth]

I once told a lassie that the way she was sitting, you could see clear up her skirt from across the room.

 

And that, given she wasn't wearing any knickers, her bearded clam was there for all to see.

 

She wasn't best pleased and never even thanked me.

 

 

Maybe ye shouldn't have called it a bearded clam

 

What is it with burds who wear skirts and no knickers. Eh obviously like it, but canna see how it's particularly practical.

[StandFree1982]

that's the issue. if i were to inform a gentleman he seemed to have his zip down, he'll assume i was gawking at his crotch. when in fact, it just catches your eye. and you're trying to be helpful. is it any better/worse if a woman or a man tells a man his zip is down?

Always worse for the man to mention something to the woman! Same in the workplace where it's far easier for a bloke to get done for Sexual Harassment, and yet you get women who are just plain filthy and nobody mentions it.

[looksgoodinred]

Maybe ye shouldn't have called it a bearded clam

 

What is it with burds who wear skirts and no knickers. Eh obviously like it, but canna see how it's particularly practical.

 

i was thinking that might have been the reason for lack of thanks as well.

and what's not practical about no knickers??? one less thing to pull down and up!

[StandFree1982]

i was thinking that might have been the reason for lack of thanks as well.

and what's not practical about no knickers??? one less thing to pull down and up!

Personal experience looksgoodinred?

[BrianFaePerth]

i was thinking that might have been the reason for lack of thanks as well.

and what's not practical about no knickers??? one less thing to pull down and up!

 

In my book burds without knickers are like ones wi tramp stamps and ankle bracelets - of easy virtue

[looksgoodinred]

Personal experience looksgoodinred?

 

being identified as a bearded clam? um.. no.

[Dandyesque]

Maybe ye shouldn't have called it a bearded clam

 

What is it with burds who wear skirts and no knickers. Eh obviously like it, but canna see how it's particularly practical.

 

More practical than wearing knickers but no skirt

[StandFree1982]

being identified as a bearded clam? um.. no.

[StandFree1982]

Maybe ye shouldn't have called it a bearded clam

 

What is it with burds who wear skirts and no knickers. Eh obviously like it, but canna see how it's particularly practical.

 

 

i was thinking that might have been the reason for lack of thanks as well.

and what's not practical about no knickers??? one less thing to pull down and up!

 

 

More practical than wearing knickers but no skirt

Crotchless knickers, i'd assume, would have the same level of practicalness.

[looksgoodinred]

Crotchless knickers, i'd assume, would have the same level of practicalness.

 

maybe. although for as much as ByenEBergen things women with tramp stamps and no knickers seem of easy virtue, i'd think crotchless knickers seem more that way.. even more so than just going commando.

[looksgoodinred]

anyhooo.. i'd have no hesitation telling someone they had something stuck in their teeth. discreetly.

 

and as a woman, i'd have no problem telling a woman that her backside seemed to be on display. also discreetly. (and if a man saw it, could he not just ask a woman next to him at the bar to point it out her instead?)

 

as for the zip down, male or female, i'd tell you. maybe.

[Dandyesque]

Crotchless knickers, i'd assume, would have the same level of practicalness.

 

Crotchless knickers are very practical for the lady about town who wishes to hide the fact she's "got the decorators in" after pulling.

 

She can just weech it out on the way home...

[looksgoodinred]

on the commando front...

 

a growing number of women in his south-eastern town of Vila Velha are turning up to church with nothing on underneath their wedding dresses. The superstitious brides believe it will make their marriages last longer, he explained.

 

while you might find it disrespectful to not being wearing underwear in church, is it not a whole lot more disrespectful to be lifting the bride's dress to check?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084495/Brazilian-councillor-proposes-law-demanding-brides-wear-underwear-marry.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

[tup]

I once spoke to a wifie at a bar who had pished herself, for a good five minutes.

 

There was a massive darker blue ring round the arse of her jeans.

 

I said fuck all, didna bother me too much, her problem.

[BrianFaePerth]

I once spoke to a wifie at a bar who had pished herself, for a good five minutes.

 

There was a massive darker blue ring round the arse of her jeans.

 

I said fuck all, didna bother me too much, her problem.

 

 

Maybe she was wet for ya?

[Dandyesque]

I once spoke to a wifie at a bar who had pished herself, for a good five minutes.

 

There was a massive darker blue ring round the arse of her jeans.

 

I said fuck all, didna bother me too much, her problem.

 

Standard fare for a night out in Caithness.

[Bluto10]

I once spoke to a wifie at a bar who had pished herself, for a good five minutes.

 

There was a massive darker blue ring round the arse of her jeans.

 

I said fuck all, didna bother me too much, her problem.

 

 

your stories are ace.

[daytripping]

that's the issue. if i were to inform a gentleman he seemed to have his zip down

 

I would just say; aye aye, the cage is open but the beast is asleep!*

 

Then thank you.

 

 

* Shamelessly ripped off from the Sid the Sexist film!

[tup]

She was having a great time, wisna for me to, erm, pish on her chips.

 

It would dry off eventually with the heat.

[Bluto10]

I would just say; aye aye, the cage is open but the beast is asleep!*

 

Then thank you.

 

 

* Shamelessly ripped off from the Sid the Sexist film!

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i would say the pubs open but willy's nae servin.

[looksgoodinred]

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i would say the pubs open but willy's nae servin.

 

but aren't those both a bit obtuse? why not just say "ahem.. thought you should know your zip is down"?

[tup]

.

 

i would say the pubs open but willy's nae servin.

 

Is this Cafe Continental?

[Foster14]

Fit about people that smell? Would you tell them?

 

I used to have a paranoia about that as I have no sense of smell...