Dynamo Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Live and let live people. Don't judge a book by it's cover.- Paddy McCourt, Dale Farm, 3/2/2012 15:04 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 You're in 3rd place on the worst rated chart with your Bazza Ritchie comment Dynamo. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm also a transgender woman and I too suffer from an insatiable appetite for sex. Having done some research, I've found this can be a common side effect of the procedure. Thanks for this article, it's heartening to hear that I'm not alone in my plight! - MDAL, Aberdeen, 3/2/2012 15:30 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Ahaha classic. Look out for a comment from Vincent from Uganda shortly. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Mine never got put on Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I put something along these lines. I met him, sorry her once in an ex-pats bar in Baku whilst watching a Rangers game.She was really friendly and I couldn't tell the difference after a few drinks. Redstar, Baku, Azerbijan Don't know why they never posted it Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 I put something along these lines. I met him, sorry her once in an ex-pats bar in Baku whilst watching a Rangers game.She was really friendly and I couldn't tell the difference after a few drinks. Redstar, Baku, Azerbijan Don't know why they never posted it I got a reply for my attempt today. :applause: All women charge for it at the end of the day anyway by getting drinks and gifts from men and getting everything bought for them so I don't see what the problem is with what Eamonn said. - Alan Cullen, Aberdeen, Scotland, 3/2/2012 14:36 "All women charge for it at the end of the day anyway by getting drinks and gifts from men and getting everything bought for them...- Alan Cullen, Aberdeen" No, those of us that have Any self respect Don't! Only ever been with one man in that way and on our first date /I/ paid - he didn't have any money with him actually! (genuine mistake on his part though). We're married now and while there were a few months when he was earning and I wasn't,- I'm currently "charging for it" by supporting him through his homesickness and depression and making sure he knows that if he wants to quit the job he hates we can live on my earnings for as long as it takes for him to get something better, and I don't mind taking the cut in income in that case. I give my body to the man I love, as an act of love, as he gives his to me, and that's free. Maybe you need to reconsider the way you interact with women, keep away from the floozies and form a real relationship? Comfortably in the top 10 though. :thumbs: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 They're currently obsessed with Argentina and the Falklands at the moment so there will no doubt be another scare mongering story about Argentina tomorrow. We'll hit that and see who comes up trumps. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 We should run a contest to see who can get the most casually racist/sexist/sectarian/anti-semitic comment posted to the Faily Fail's website. Could be a laugh. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 We should run a contest to see who can get the most casually racist/sexist/sectarian/anti-semitic comment posted to the Faily Fail's website. Could be a laugh. I'm up for that. I don't think the post moderators are the brightest so it should be easy to get them through. Link to comment
AFCaketin Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I have nothing against transexuals- I 'met' a few of them on holiday in Thailand. Once I got over the shock it was actually quite enjoyable.- Willie S. Ukermin, Aberdeen, 3/2/2012 17:01 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095885/Crystal-Warren-Sex-addict-slept-1-000-men-used-MAN-herself.html#ixzz1lLsdfcy3 One of my efforts... Link to comment
boboisared Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Cracking efforts lads. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 They're currently obsessed with Argentina and the Falklands at the moment so there will no doubt be another scare mongering story about Argentina tomorrow. We'll hit that and see who comes up trumps. Okay. I'm playing. Falklands This subject should hae folk easy rattled inna if ye can be bothered. Skinny spewy bints Link to comment
boboisared Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Okay. I'm playing. Falklands I love Argentina. Buenos Aires is about the friendliest city on the planet. Their steaks and wine (particularly the delectable Malbec) are absolutely first class...and in Diego Maradona they have the most talented player ever to grace the world of football. What's not to like? C'mon. Lighten up. Boys will be boys. - MH Perr, Aberdeen, 04/2/2012 00:53 :hysterical: This subject should hae folk easy rattled inna if ye can be bothered. Skinny spewy bints I'm in. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Okay. I'm playing. Falklands This subject should hae folk easy rattled inna if ye can be bothered. Skinny spewy bints K.. I'm on board with the Argentina article.. Clearly this race of gypsies and corned Beef cowboys have forgotten the lessons from the last time they tried it on with the Brits. Perhaps it'll take another beating for them to learn their place permanently. God Bless the United Kingdom. Gypsies and Corned Beef Cowboys.. the Mail should like that, right? You'll also notice I slipped in "This race... have" This race have forgotten That's about the level of a Mail reader's education, isn't it? Link to comment
robbo Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 K.. I'm on board with the Argentina article.. Clearly this race of gypsies and corned Beef cowboys have forgotten the lessons from the last time they tried it on with the Brits. Perhaps it'll take another beating for them to learn their place permanently. God Bless the United Kingdom. Gypsies and Corned Beef Cowboys.. the Mail should like that, right? EDIT: You'll also notice I slipped in "This race... have" This race have forgotten That's about the level of a Mail reader's education, isn't it? 23 mins since you posted and already youve got 30 thumbs down AT 2.30AM . Im an owl so up this late isnt new to me....but who the fuck is on the daily mail at this time taking your comment seriously!?!? Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I've decided to have a go at Maggie. The Mail demographic can't like that surely? Link to comment
boboisared Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 23 mins since you posted and already youve got 30 thumbs down AT 2.30AM . Im an owl so up this late isnt new to me....but who the fuck is on the daily mail at this time taking your comment seriously!?!?Just noticed I have 22 thumbs down in just over an hour in the bullimia one. Wonder what I have by lunch time! Has Kelt's been deleted? Noticed MH Perr got a reply.. I love Argentina. Buenos Aires is about the friendliest city on the planet. Their steaks and wine (particularly the delectable Malbec) are absolutely first class...and in Diego Maradona they have the most talented player ever to grace the world of football. What's not to like? C'mon. Lighten up. Boys will be boys. - MH Perr, Aberdeen, 4/2/2012 0:53 Good night at the pub was it, full of smug bonhomie are we? You will have a headache the morn... Brilliant. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I've decided to have a go at Maggie. The Mail demographic can't like that surely? Some Charlie has stolen my idea and got a better score. I didn't think they'd show that.... Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 This is a bloody brilliant thread. Hats off guys. What's the comment SOTR? I've seen the Maggie ones, class! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Trying my hand at mysogeny.., Fatty Link to comment
dervish Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 What sort of an example is this woman trying to set to young girls? That it's OKAY to be fat? I'm all for women remaining in the kitchen, but come on love, you don't have to eat everything in there.- Angus Thedon, The Broch, 04/2/2012 15:17 Mine: Good for her, make dope legal and take a environmentally responsible position as an example to the rest of the world, would make a change in the west!- Angus Beech, Coyr, Wales, 04/2/2012 16:23Boo I got a +1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 Bird that needs a ride. Stay tuned for Johnnie Hewitt coming along with a Subo quip. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 Gold digger My second attempt for tonight. :thumbs: Link to comment
dervish Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I had a go in the banks one but never made it on it, must have went to far calling them all workshy peons complaining about bonuses. Funniest part is that the actual real comments are even worse... The Mecca of the city: In a London street, the faithful find a way to pray as their mosque overflows ppl who comment negatively or try to be funny !! if u had a proper life or self respect u wouldnt end up like that !! basically its just jelousy and hepocrisy - Has, london, 04/2/2012 13:53 Click to rate Rating 1170Report abuse mass of brainwashed people - charlotte, oxford, 04/2/2012 13:52 Click to rate Rating 1218 Link to comment
boboisared Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Commented on both Boof but both being moderated so definitely won't make the cut! Link to comment
dervish Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 How do you know when they are checking them and then approve then and that? Or do you just infer it? Link to comment
boboisared Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 How do you know when they are checking them and then approve then and that? Or do you just infer it?When you post it tells you if it's being moderated beforehand or not. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 173 dislikes so far for my first attempt and I wasn't even trying too hard I'll need to put a bit of thought into the next couple, but its likely that someone will put up a genuine one that blows it out the water. On a side note, we'll be giving Aberdonians some reputation..... Link to comment
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