Henry Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oh he's definitely had a stroke. Stroke turned my gay. Saw that on the BBC website earlier, knew it would be a BBC3 programme. Fuck, what a pile of shit is on that channel. Link to comment
tup Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 See the shape of the cunt, bet he wishes the stroke killed him, that's no life Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 See the shape of the cunt, bet he wishes the stroke killed him, that's no life 'I'm happier now that I ever have been, why would I want to change?' he asked. Because you're a poof? Link to comment
tup Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Aye who is he, or it, trying to kid? He played rugby in his previous guise, yet the stroke turned him into a turd burglar all of a sudden? Link to comment
Henry Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Haha, yeah I'd imagine all the 'high-jinks' in the rugby club may have contributed to his love of cock, the stroke now being a convenient excuse. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Haha, yeah I'd imagine all the 'high-jinks' in the rugby club may have contributed to his love of cock, the stroke now being a convenient excuse. Think Darren Mackie my comment about him having a stroke of something else might not get published. Link to comment
360 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Nae luck bluto, it looks like this guy has stolen your idea for coming out of the closet. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Have you had a stroke which has fucked up your spelling ability? No. Just one that turned him gay. Link to comment
dervish Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Only stroke that turned him gay was the first one he did to himself when he watched the first bloke slipping into another on the net. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 This guy was on Radio 4 this morning getting interviewed. He was so camp. Now surely campness just doesn't happen? Campness is inate imo. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 This guy was on Radio 4 this morning getting interviewed. He was so camp. Now surely campness just doesn't happen? Campness is inate imo. Although that is a totally homophobic statement, I completely agree. Just look at Fatshaft. Camp as the day is long. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 King Juan 1 - Elephant 0 Fuck me. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 oooft Kelly Brook shows of curves Link to comment
paddy Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Paddy can you beat Obama Barack at Ping Pong? Ping Pong YES Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 YES It took you a while to decide. Link to comment
paddy Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 It took you a while to decide. Just had to think about it. After careful consideration I can safely assume I would pummel him. YES I CAN Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Tourette's biscuit That's FUCKING crackers. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Kylie in hot pants Stunning!!- mutton, dressed as lamb, 20/4/2012 13:19 MDAL? Link to comment
Henry Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Tourette's biscuit That's FUCKING crackers. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 double (decker). Clutching at straws trying to claim a double decker as a biscuit there Harcus. Taxi for Harcus. This thread could be magic. Anyone know any good magic twix? Link to comment
tup Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I reckon a moothful of disco, em, biscuits would sort out this ridiculous case of Tourette's. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Wafer minute. Are we still doing biscuit puns? Oh crumbs that's not nice. Link to comment
tup Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Happy Faces, my personal favourite. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Happy Faces, my personal favourite. Thought you were a jam tart man? Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 These biscuit jokes aren't very Nice. Link to comment
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