Steak And Bj Day Is Coming

[looksgoodinred]

If the new year started without your little man getting a good oral working over as you'd hoped, you may want to take note of the forthcoming annual Steak and BJ day (March 14.. yes exactly one month after Valentine's so it's easy to remember!)

 

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

[daytripping]

The only way it would work in my house would be If I cooked the steak myself and became more bendy.

[tup]

The only way it would work in my house would be If I cooked the steak myself and became more bendy.

 

Or you could invite bluto round to watch the football.

[StandFree1982]

If the new year started without your little man getting a good oral working over as you'd hoped, you may want to take note of the forthcoming annual Steak and BJ day (March 14.. yes exactly one month after Valentine's so it's easy to remember!)

 

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

I'll PM you my address :thumbs:

[looksgoodinred]

The only way it would work in my house would be If I cooked the steak myself and became more bendy.

 

i think on March 14th, you should just slap a big raw piece of meat onto the counter, unzip your trousers, yell "honey i'm home" and see what happens

[tup]

I'm nae keen on steak.

[daytripping]

i think on March 14th, you should just slap a big raw piece of meat onto the counter, unzip your trousers, yell "honey i'm home" and see what happens

 

I'll give it a go but fear the only thing that will come running in excitement will be the dog.

[looksgoodinred]

I'll give it a go but fear the only thing that will come running in excitement will be the dog.

 

or the steak may not be the only thing left left raw and bleeding on the counter.

maybe put all sharp knives away somewhere secure first :thumbs:

[looksgoodinred]

I'm nae keen on steak.

 

i think you're within your rights to substitute your favourite meat/fowl/fish of choice.

[360]

The steak better not be overcooked, I like it to be medium rare.

[looksgoodinred]

The steak better not be overcooked, I like it to be medium rare.

 

you'd best have her cook it after you're done the BJ portion then.. or perhaps she should put it to grill before she starts?

[The Boofon]

you'd best have her cook it after you're done the BJ portion then.. or perhaps it won't matter and she can put it to grill before she starts?

I'm just gonna have a mock chop and stick a finger up my arse while I knock one off.

[looksgoodinred]

I'm just gonna have a mock chop and stick a finger up my arse while I knock one off.

 

[360]

you'd best have her cook it after you're done the BJ portion then.. or perhaps she should put it to grill before she starts?

 

Not sure, it would be good to have something to look forward to after my inevitably, disappointingly overcooked steak.

[Ke1t]

If the new year started without your little man getting a good oral working over as you'd hoped, you may want to take note of the forthcoming annual Steak and BJ day (March 14.. yes exactly one month after Valentine's so it's easy to remember!)

 

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

 

That's a pretty tempting offer you've made me there, LGIR, though obviously there's a number of practical obstacles currently preventing me from taking you up on that offer and ramming my little fireman in your gob... while eating a steak.

 

I'm nothing if not a proactive solution-finder, though, so I've come up with a workaround that I think will suit all parties here.

 

I'm going to blow your profile picture up to life size, and turn it into a mask like the one in the Rangers thread.. obviously with the gob portion cut out. Then I'll persuade the wife to wear it on Steak and a Blowjob day. I'm sure she'll be on board with that project, what with her being pretty receptive towards most of my ideas... and by 'pretty receptive' I do mean 'incredibly fucking hostile towards'....

 

Also, just to make the situation as realistic as possible, do you have any catchphrases you like to use... like, I don't know, "Nice to see you, to see you, nice" or "Lovely Jubbly" or "EXTERMINATE!" ?

 

I'll probably have to laminate the mask, like... otherwise it's not going to last ten seconds when I start in with the manic piledriving and hair-pulling.

 

I like to make it romantic, see....

[looksgoodinred]

That's a pretty tempting offer you've made me there, LGIR, though obviously there's a number of practical obstacles currently preventing me from taking you up on that offer and ramming my little fireman in your gob... while eating a steak.

 

I like to make it romantic, see....

 

the first practical obstacle is it was a heads-up.

rather than an offer.

 

but good to hear you're such a romantic. i'm sure the missus appreciates it. often.

[Ke1t]

the first practical obstacle is it was a heads-up.

rather than an offer.

 

Heads-up.. offer.. No! No! What are you doing?! Help! Someone help! For the love of god, won't someone help?! All basically the same thing. You're just arguing semantics

 

Anyway, I'm still doing it... not letting a plan like that sit on the shelf gathering dust.

 

 

but good to hear you're such a romantic. i'm sure the missus appreciates it. often.

 

Let them up for air every 5 minutes, that's my philosophy. I'm old-fashioned like that.

 

:thumbs:

[looksgoodinred]

Heads-up.. offer.. No! No! What are you doing?! Help! Someone help! For the love of god, won't someone help?! All basically the same thing. You're just arguing semantics

 

Anyway, I'm still doing it... not letting a plan like that sit on the shelf gathering dust.

 

 

Let them up for air every 5 minutes, that's my philosophy. I'm old-fashioned like that.

 

:thumbs:

 

really? every five minutes? can she not multi-task?

[Ke1t]

really? every five minutes? can she not multi-task?

 

 

I was thinking she would be cutting my steak up for me.. but I'm not jewish and she's not a mohel... so she's going nowhere near my little fella with a steak knife.

[dervish]

I'll get as many steaks and bjs as I got cards of v day.

[BrianFaePerth]

Steak's awfy dear here

[dervish]

Steak's awfy dear here

 

You can take the boy outta Aberdeen but you canna take Aberdeen outta the boy.

[BrianFaePerth]

You can take the boy outta Aberdeen but you canna take Aberdeen outta the boy.

 

You can take the boy outta Dundee but you canna take Dundee outta the boy, if ye don't mind.

[Ke1t]

Steak's awfy dear here

 

The intimation being that blowjobs are affa cheap there?

 

What is it about Scandinavian women that makes you want to laminate a printed mask of them?

 

[looksgoodinred]

The intimation being that blowjobs are affa cheap there?

 

What is it about Scandinavian women that makes you want to laminate a printed mask of them?

 

 

hmm.. is that why you wanted my face? lol

[BrianFaePerth]

The intimation being that blowjobs are affa cheap there?

 

 

No, wi my wife they cost a lot, and no in the monetary way.

[The Boofon]

No, wi my wife they cost a lot, and no in the monetary way.

 

 

She was reasonably priced last time I visited her.

 

Quality wasn't the greatest though.

 

You need to give that bannister a rub down as well.

 

Splinters everywhere.

[BrianFaePerth]

She was reasonably priced last time I visited her.

 

Quality wasn't the greatest though.

 

 

Aye, she mentioned her microscope got in the way

[CrazyBullSheep]

I'm just gonna have a mock chop and stick a finger up my arse while I knock one off.

 

I will just stick the mock chop up my arse, knock one out while sucking my thumb crying for mama.

[Ke1t]

hmm.. is that why you wanted my face? lol

 

Don't play coy with Kelt...