Ask Neville Southall

[Henry]

For the bargain price of

[tup]

You can 'Ask Tup' for free on here.

 

I'm fairly certain I'll have more comprehensive answers to the key questions in life than Neville Southall.

[The Boofon]

You can 'Ask Tup' for free on here.

 

I'm fairly certain I'll have more comprehensive answers to the key questions in life than Neville Southall.

 

 

I doubt it.

 

 

What did Neville Southall do immediately after he got home after his last game for Everton?

 

I bet Neville knows and you don't.

[tup]

That's not a key question in life.

 

However, I'll take a stab at:

 

Tried to top himself?

[The Boofon]

That's not a key question in life.

 

However, I'll take a stab at:

 

Tried to top himself?

 

 

No.

 

49 pounds please.

 

The correct answer is opened his front door.

[tup]

Southall sounds like a straight down the line, no-nonsense type of bloke, no frills, just opens his front door and goes into his house of an evening without making a fuss.

 

He seems a decent bloke.

[The Boofon]

Southall sounds like a straight down the line, no-nonsense type of bloke, no frills, just opens his front door and goes into his house of an evening without making a fuss.

 

He seems a decent bloke.

 

Terrible 'tache though.

[tup]

Quite often gave the impression he just couldna be arsed with football at all, or even life.

 

So I'm amazed he's coming out of his shell now.

 

My guess is alcohol or gambling issues are forcing his hand bigtime.

[E-P-K]

He was on Soccer AM or Goals on Sunday the other week, he is no longer fat, he is in fact obese on a grande scale.

 

Mental Mickey mouse scouse accent, even though he is Welsh.

[tup]

Whoooooooooft!

 

As Weetabix Head would say.

 

He's in the Andy Goram stage, withdrawing from years of ludicrous drinking, waking up to a new reality, attempting to make sense of it, and finally becoming a pawn to make money the trade off being he makes a complete cunt of himself in the process.

[Henry]

You get the impression you might get much more conversation for your money than the promised hour from Nev, such is the crushing loneliness he finds himself experiencing in retirement.

[Henry]

He was on Soccer AM or Goals on Sunday the other week, he is no longer fat, he is in fact obese on a grande scale.

 

Mental Mickey mouse scouse accent, even though he is Welsh.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

You get the impression you might get much more conversation for your money than the promised hour from Nev, such is the crushing loneliness he finds himself experiencing in retirement.

 

Which is why tup offers it for free, he's never kent anything else

[E-P-K]

Whoooooooooft!

 

As Weetabix Head would say.

 

He's in the Andy Goram stage, withdrawing from years of ludicrous drinking, waking up to a new reality, attempting to make sense of it, and finally becoming a pawn to make money the trade off being he makes a complete cunt of himself in the process.

 

Andy Goram, how the flying pig fell from grace.

 

Shagging the 17 stone Mimi from Shameless lookalike while he played for Elgin.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

[tup]

What a fat mess.

 

This is what happens when you let yourself go, you let your family down, and most people are simply disgusted with you.

 

I wouldna give 10 pence for an hour of talking to that ^^^^.

 

I suggest he avoids the humiliation of this offer and simply kills himself quietly and efficiently.

[OddJob]

If that had just been posted on the forum without a thread title i would never have known who that was. Fucking hell he's let himself go

[Henry]

[Henry]

I wonder what the score was in China vs New Zealand.

[robbojunior]

 

Holy fucking shit!

 

West Indies declare on 527-4!

 

Edit: cunt.

[Henry]

[Henry]

Any good goalies on show?

[E-P-K]

Not a bad innings that for the West Indies.

 

Aye, but in response, Bangladesh are 455/6 . must be a flat wicket.

[rgudon]

Andy Goram, how the flying pig fell from grace.

 

Shagging the 17 stone Mimi from Shameless lookalike while he played for Elgin.

 

thats harsh on mimi from shameless, the things he was shagging were much worse than her!

[Sonoftherock]

 

Is that Cove Sheep?

[barassie_afc]

ask nevile southall : why are you such a jakey fat prick ?

[BrianFaePerth]

Is that Cove Sheep?

 

Eh was always under the impression it was Stand Free Ed

[Sonoftherock]

Eh was always under the impression it was Stand Free Ed

 

I once saw Cove Sheep on TV, in the crowd during a Scotland game, and he was the spitting imagine of Fat Bastard - all dressed up in his tartan regalia!

[tup]

Team mates used to say you were not all there when you took to sitting against a post at half-time during the latter part of your career.

 

Are you actually not the full shilling or were you drinking heavily during that spell in your life?

[DandyDon KD]

Do you think that anybody actually does "Ask Neville Southall"