Mcdonalds?

[OddJob]

What's the crack with this place? Read some ridiculous story about them not selling food to under 18's anymore and thought

 

Surely this is just a load of shite?

[rossafc92]

What's the crack with this place? Read some ridiculous story about them not selling food to under 18's anymore and thought

 

Surely this is just a load of shite?

 

It is. Someone started the rumour for a laugh on twitter and boom, lots of people fell for it.

[Ke1t]

What's the crack with this place? Read some ridiculous story about them not selling food to under 18's anymore and thought

 

Surely this is just a load of shite?

 

Remove the majority of their customer base?

 

Without even bothering to check.... load of shite.

[V for Vendetta]

Suppose it depends if the shite they sell can be classed as "food"

[DD1903]

A few years ago, according to a girl I work with who was employed by this lot, the burgers that they used cost 28p to buy in. quality stuff

[RUL]

Well the thing is, the counter staff are well trained and taught the profit margins

[ScottishJohn]

I work for them. It's a load of shite as everyone has said already.

[Dynamo]

Snap, getting one on the way home from work.

 

Might even push the boat out and get a McFlurry.

 

 

Better hope nobody's spunked in it then!

[Henry]

McDonalds is offensive to almost all the senses.

[dazzy_deff]

A few years ago, according to a girl I work with who was employed by this lot, the burgers that they used cost 28p to buy in. quality stuff

can quite believe that. A white pudding at a chipper is bought for 19p then sold on for about 2 quid. Profit margins in catering are mental.

[a don in oz]

And if they do it well, it's worth every one of those extra GBP1.81... mmmm mealie puddin supper....

[tommo1903]

can quite believe that. A white pudding at a chipper is bought for 19p then sold on for about 2 quid. Profit margins in catering are mental.

 

White puddings are mair expensive than 2 quid.

 

[diamondsr4ever]

White puddings are mair expensive than 2 quid.

 

 

a single white pudding is mare than

[E-P-K]

A few years ago, according to a girl I work with who was employed by this lot, the burgers that they used cost 28p to buy in. quality stuff

 

Well there must be money to be made in shyte burgers.They made a net profit of $4.9Billion with a turnover of $24.1Billion last year.

[DD1903]

Well there must be money to be made in shyte burgers.They made a net profit of $4.9Billion with a turnover of $24.1Billion last year.

 

 

They must make them taste good!

[tommo1903]

a single white pudding is mare than

[Henry]

 

A woman has been fined for taking her horse into a McDonald's restaurant in Greater Manchester.

Police said the woman, who has not been named, was in the saddle when she was initially turned away from the drive-through kiosk on Bury New Road.

The woman then led the animal inside, where it "ended up doing his business on the floor", a Greater Manchester Police (GMP) spokesman said.

McDonald's said they it was unable to serve customers on horseback.

A spokeswoman for the company said: "On 20 July a woman allowed her pony to enter our restaurant in Whitefield after being refused service in the drive-thru lane.

"The incident caused distress to customers and disruption for the restaurant, and the police issued the woman with a fixed penalty notice."

She added: "The health and safety of our customers and staff is our top priority, and for this reason we are unable to serve pedestrians, bicycle riders or customers on horseback through the drive-thru."

Greater Manchester Police said: "The sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers trying to eat, as well as staff members.

"Officers arrived at the location and the woman was issued [with] a fixed penalty notice for causing alarm and distress to other customers and staff."

 

I wonder if it was a Scottish employee - "You're neigh getting served on that thing."

[Tyrant]

My ex went through Peterheid McDonalds drive through on a horse. Why nae? Fuds. They serve folk on motor bikes and push bikes so why make a fuss about someone on a horse?

[cow]

My ex went through Peterheid McDonalds drive through on a horse. Why nae? Fuds. They serve folk on motor bikes and push bikes so why make a fuss about someone on a horse?

 

It's a drive thru. You can't drive a horse.

[StandFree1982]

It's a drive thru. You can't drive a horse.

Can you drive a pushbike?

[cow]

Can you drive a pushbike?

 

Fair point min. I just hate horses so I'm slightly biased.

 

Why is it it's perfectly acceptable for Horses to absolutely shite everywhere, large deposits, yet dog owners get fined if their dog soils the pavement?

[Tyrant]

Fair point min. I just hate horses so I'm slightly biased.

 

Why is it it's perfectly acceptable for Horses to absolutely shite everywhere, large deposits, yet dog owners get fined if their dog soils the pavement?

 

 

 

Nae sure min. But you should hate the keepers of the animal and nae the species surely? It's nae like the horse had made the cantankerous decision to shite where you didn't want it to shite.

[StandFree1982]

Fair point min. I just hate horses so I'm slightly biased.

 

Why is it it's perfectly acceptable for Horses to absolutely shite everywhere, large deposits, yet dog owners get fined if their dog soils the pavement?

I assume it is because Horses diet is mainly grass where as a Dogs will usually contain meat so it stinks like f*** and causes more of a health risk. Niether is nice, but i think that is why horse crap isn't quite so vilified.

[tightbreeks]

it'll be an aggressive traveller.

[slippers]

It's a drive thru. You can't drive a horse.

You can get caught drink driving on a horse though.

[The Boofon]

You can get caught drink driving on a horse though.

You'd have to be very drunk to not be able to evade capture on a horse. Over a fence and away you go.

[360]

Burger King is better.

 

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[dervish]

I think it's disgusting. Animal abuse making the poor beast ride its master into a den of slaughter. Where the mechanically remains of its brothers are served up in a sesame seed bun.

[NorthernLights24]

This is some more fantastically bad PR for McDonalds...

 

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/202172/mcdonalds-suggested-budget-for-employees-shows-just-how-impossible-it-is-to-get-by-on-minimum-wage/

[Tyrant]

Is McDonalds the only company that pays minimum wage like? Did McDonalds decide what the minimum wage was going to be? Their "mistake" here was trying to help their employees with imparting budgeting skills.