Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose basking in the reflected glory of your football team before you go to pick up your giro, Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose a direct debit account that spreads the cost of a football top across a whole year. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose cheating. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose having a punch up with yer bird and drawing all attention towards the pair of you at midday on a Tuesday. Link to comment
Donmacca Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 choose being pig ignorant to the truth Link to comment
Westhill Red Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Chose not walking away ... until you're two nil down and the game is over Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose being a completely Brainless, Buckfast drinking, Kiddie fiddling, Cheating cunt. Link to comment
tup Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose offending civilised cities across Europe. Choose to pass off Nazi salutes in Haifa as innocent old Red Hands of Ulster, silly Jews, looking to be offended, how dare they. Choose to bottle the Villareal team bus, for nothing. Choose to wreck Manchester, because a telly packed in. Choose complete minkers bottling each other amidst the mayhem. Choose one of the above, resplendent in brogues and Adidas trackie bottoms, feigning sympathy for a fellow hun who'd been hit by a car (well in) and was lying comatose on the highway, to cup his comrade's bloodied head in his hands whilst simultaneously nicking his fags from his pocket with the spare hand. Choose to blame English thugs infiltrating the support for the chaos. Choose to ignore the fact that every individual brought to court for the mayhem came from within a 30 mile radius of Glasgow. Choose utter ignorance. Choose being fat, skinheaded, but shit scared of Alsatians. Choose legions of disabled supporters who claim that Aberdeen fans wrecked their lives. Choose these same individuals leaping from the wheelchair like Lazarus once they are in the safety of their local 'social' away from the prying eyes of the 'broo'. Choose to utterly patronise every cunt who ever crosses your path. Choose to take illegal fag breaks, then choose to take credit for random events as a means of avoiding the sack, choose to give it the big 'I am' on Sky about how you watched a hapless terrorist run around in circles ablaze as his car failed to even break the double glazing on the terminal. Choose to direct Cowdenbeath, manage Forfar, otherwise known as covering your arse in the voting stakes. Choose vociferous bigotry in the face of a financial crisis. Choose selling bigoted tat to raise money for your reprehensible club. Choose to play musical chairs between Govan and Mount Florida to cement your powerbase. Choose to only promote amiable referees via your Mount Florida subsidiary. Choose to rewrite the rules whenever you get in bother from perpetually breaking them. Link to comment
robbo Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 choose a tv deal that stipulates that if you dont stay in the league, the deal is cancelled and all other teams suffer Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 choose a tv deal that stipulates that if you dont stay in the league, the deal is cancelled and all other teams suffer Choose fucking every other team up the arse. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose never having to get a job because you have the top. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose smashing up cities and being Scotland's shame Choose having fans with the lowest life expectancy in the UK Choose going on a march and not knowing why you are marching Choose saying you're a protestant or catholic and never going to church Choose being a fat cunt and living on a diet of pies Choose being a thin cunt and living on a diet of heroin Link to comment
tup Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 I chose not to choose all these things. I chose Rangers. Now look at the shape of me byraway, I am the people so I am, I dinna walk away so I dinna but n' at bigyin so I dinna, fuck bobby sands, he's deid etc Link to comment
tup Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose to be the world's leading retailer of XXL replica shirts. Choose chip pans in pokey arsed kitchens, choose to fall asleep with lit fags in your hand, choose eating 14 red pudding suppers a week, choose utter reliance on state provision medication, if not choose to buy it 'aff' your equally feckless pals, choose to drink a 'boatle e buckie' before smashing the end of a wall and ramming it in the nearest person's face. Choose a reputation based on utter cowardice regards your tendency to produce a knife over the slightest dispute. Choose grassing in anyone who annoys you. Choose a massive scar on your face which you did yourself but lie through your teeth about to fellow morons. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 choose to turn a blind eye to kiddy fiddling priests Link to comment
dervish Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose a 500 mile trip to home games. Link to comment
Liam Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 chose being the lowest form of scum on the planet. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose pretending your grandad is from Ireland. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose marrying a bird the size of a small hill Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose marrying a bird who is a smack addict Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose pretending your grandad is from Ireland. Choose your grandad actually being from Ireland, and then choose to hate your fellow Scots because their grandparents aren't from Ireland/are from a different part of Ireland. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose raking in a bucket for something to eat. Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose to be born and brought up in North East villages yet support one of the Old Firm, and call yourselves stupid names, like the Alford Bears. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose being an Aberdeen fan and then fucking off because you can't take the tough times and pretending you were a Celtic fan all along. Swanson! I know who you are! Man the fuck up! Link to comment
tutankamun Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 choose not to agree And not to stand free. Link to comment
OddJob Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose being the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Choose colluding with your local priest to hide child abuse Link to comment
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