Yourcall

[tup]

To get onto YourCall you must fulfil the following criteria:

 

1) Support Rangers or Celtic.

2) Pretend to be buckled/out your nut.

3) Have limited intelligence.

4) Indulge the morons who present it.

 

 

 

Feel free to add to this list for this charming discussion programme.

 

 

PS - mods - feel free to delete my post on the Chick Young getting everything wrong topic.

[Bobby Connor]

Copy and paste:

 

The last thing they want is an intelligent AFC fan getting on, live on their programme, and exposing them for the bunch of shysters that they are. Spam was a fluke.

[Foster14]

5) You must have successfully duped someone in to giving you some money to use the public telephone.

[Mikeyboy1903]

6) You must be prepared to give either Traynor or Chick a gobble

[Henry]

7) You must base your 'opinions' largely on what is printed in the Sun and Daily R*cord.

[vanderark14]

7) After listening to Your Call you must call Chick Young and Jim Traynor a fud a thousand times, while ignoring anything to do with your own club

 

when said club stops being as dull as dish water and actually has something worth discussing then you can say that

[tup]

7) Being so buckled that you forget what it is you called about is a particular favourite for the type of calls Traynor loves to handle, he speaks to them long enough for the nation to establish that they are fucked beyond belief, then makes a big show of rattling the phone down on them to give the illusion of intellectual superiority.

 

Over someone who hails from a shithole in the central belt, never done a day's work in their lives, and is smashed out of their skull.

 

Jim Traynor must seem like a heroic, mythical intelligence god to these folk.

[Bobby Connor]

7) Being so buckled that you forget what it is you called about is a particular favourite for the type of calls Traynor loves to handle, he speaks to them long enough for the nation to establish that they are fucked beyond belief, then makes a big show of rattling the phone down on them to give the illusion of intellectual superiority.

 

Over someone who hails from a shithole in the central belt, never done a day's work in their lives, and is smashed out of their skull.

 

Jim Traynor must seem like a heroic, mythical intelligence god to these folk.

 

Stop rubbing it in!

[tup]

8) Dewy eyed nostalgia about European nights ,Marseille cheating them out of a Champions League being a particular favourite, whilst bemoaning the current state of Scottish football. Both caller and presenter fails to acknowledge the following obvious flaws in the debate:

 

- Rangers are guilty of cheating on a far grander scale than Marseille

- They were probably doing it at the time

- The current state of Scottish football was caused specifically by Rangers overspending through fraud.

 

 

Apart from that it's a good point which is usually well received.

[K-9]

To get onto YourCall you must fulfil the following criteria:

 

1) Support Rangers or Celtic.

2) Pretend to be buckled/out your nut.

3) Have limited intelligence.

4) Indulge the morons who present it.

 

 

 

Feel free to add to this list for this charming discussion programme.

 

 

PS - mods - feel free to delete my post on the Chick Young getting everything wrong topic.

Agree completely. And anyone with any intelligence that slips through the net is ridiculed and cut off hastily.

 

Whole program is just clearly a wind up yet folk seem to still get upset about it.

[Bobbyskitter]

8) Dewy eyed nostalgia about European nights ,Marseille cheating them out of a Champions League being a particular favourite, whilst bemoaning the current state of Scottish football. Both caller and presenter fails to acknowledge the following obvious flaws in the debate:

 

- Rangers are guilty of cheating on a far grander scale than Marseille

- They were probably doing it at the time

- The current state of Scottish football was caused specifically by Rangers overspending through fraud.

 

 

Apart from that it's a good point which is usually well received.

 

also any mention of Rangers cheating is usual met with a chorus of " Rangers haven't been found guilty anything "

 

This is factual incorrect as HMRC have found them guilty of tax evasion through the inappropriate use of E.B.T.s and Rangers have appealed the decisions which is why we are awaiting the result of the F.T.T.

 

No one ever seems to pull them up about this, but i dont think they understand thats the case anyway.

[tup]

Agree completely. And anyone with any intelligence that slips through the net is ridiculed and cut off hastily.

 

Whole program is just clearly a wind up yet folk seem to still get upset about it.

 

I get pissed off with it because it could be far better and they are using our money to produce it for a certain demographic which excludes half of Scotland.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I liked the comment on Sunday from a typical bear, something along the lines of "we are in shtook purely because of he who shall not be named , we've had our punishment, taken it with dignity and now we're ready to resume where we left off.

 

erm, I'll give you number 4, will debate number 3, deny you number 2 and will happily ram number 1 down your cheating scumbag throat, by ra way.

 

funnily enough that wasn't the answer given by the expert panel.

 

Oh, and did anyone hear the Tic wakner protesting about goal number 2 being offside and how it was all a conshpirashy

[tup]

10) Bead rattlers calling in saying Strathclyde Police ordered two red cards for Celtic yesterday and the dismissal of Lennon to stop them from winning so they did, by the way.

 

Of course this was to stop Celtic winning the league at Ibrox so it was.

[baldrick_sheep]

10) Bead rattlers calling in saying Strathclyde Police ordered two red cards for Celtic yesterday and the dismissal of Lennon to stop them from winning so they did, by the way.

 

Of course this was to stop Celtic winning the league at Ibrox so it was.

 

tsk tsk...I mind an aberdeen supporting journo got publicly sacked from the Sunday Herald for that kind of comment!

[Dynamo]

SACK tup.