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Police Round My Door This Morning


Bobby Connor

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BC: Who is it?

Police: It's the Polis

 

They actually announced themselves as 'the polis'. They were sound enough. I asked the younger one how old he was.

 

"16"

 

He's a cadette.

 

'Polis' though... Fucking hell. All because they want me to move my car (again!). Am getting just slightly peeved that I canna park on my own street. I humoured the young laddie by giving him my details and was then informed that I was the proud recipient of a fixed penalty notice for having the audacity to park my car in the fucking street I fucking live in!

 

What the fuck!

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BC: Who is it?

Police: It's the Polis

 

They actually announced themselves as 'the polis'. They were sound enough. I asked the younger one how old he was.

 

"16"

 

He's a cadette.

 

'Polis' though... Fucking hell. All because they want me to move my car (again!). Am getting just slightly peeved that I canna park on my own street. I humoured the young laddie by giving him my details and was then informed that I was the proud recipient of a fixed penalty notice for having the audacity to park my car in the fucking street I fucking live in!

 

What the fuck!

 

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They barged straight into my flat. They just waded right in and got me out of my bed because they are doing up the road and they wanted my car shifted. Un-fucking-believable.

 

??

 

 

They need a warrant, or an invitation to enter your house.

 

They simply can not "wade straight in".

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What for?

 

Because the road I live on is a fucking mess of potholes. I was also informed that my permission to park on the fucking road that I fucking live on had been reneaged by the Highland fucking Council and I should have had a letter but the post service is fucking useless and I should have had the wit to anticipate this and check with the cunt who lives downstairs, but I never, and thereby I owe the fuckers some fucking money!

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They never 'bust open' the door. They did enter my flat whilst I was in a state of naked confusion. Not entirely sure how they got in.

 

 

Surely the door wasn't locked then? Nae that they should just be entering your hoose without your permission anyway, but surely they wouldn't have forced open a locked door???

 

Black bastards.

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Surely the door wasn't locked then? Nae that they should just be entering your hoose without your permission anyway, but surely they wouldn't have forced open a locked door???

 

Black bastards.

 

I lock the fucking thing by force of habit in order to avoid events like being woken up by an angry policeman and his cheerful 16 year old sidekick!

 

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

 

:laughing:

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