Got My New Puppy Today

[bonzodaddy73]

Cute or what!

I'm defo gonna pull with this little cracker.

[slippers]

Lol! Is that the sole purpose of the dog? A pulling machine!

[muttondressedaslamb]

Ello little boy, you wanna see some puppies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7aJdWykm7g

[bonzodaddy73]

Lol! Is that the sole purpose of the dog? A pulling machine!

Haha.

My ex wife sold my last dog. This one is a direct replacement. She's the spit of the old one. But if I can get a ride out of it so be it.20 something girls cum in their pants at the sight of a puppy. Bonzo is waiting to pounce.

[Dom Sullivan]

Haha.

My ex wife sold my last dog. This one is a direct replacement. She's the spit of the old one. But if I can get a ride out of it so be it.20 something girls cum in their pants at the sight of a puppy. Bonzo is waiting to pounce.

Wife or dog?

[bonzodaddy73]

Wife or dog?

[spamspamspam]

Lol! Is that the sole purpose of the dog? A pulling machine!

 

Not the sole purpose but by fuck do they pull the ladies for you.

 

My boxer can claim at least 4 on my behalf

[bonzodaddy73]

If I could take her to the pub about half ten tonight, I think i'd be on a sure thing!

[spamspamspam]

The beach has always been a good spot for me :thumbs:

[bonzodaddy73]

I ain't got a name for her yet. Was thinking of calling it after the ex actually.

[Bobby Connor]

First question.

 

What happened to the 'old' puppy?

[bonzodaddy73]

First question.

 

What happened to the 'old' puppy?

The ex sold her last year when I left her. The dog was about a year old so not quite a puppy.

[Bobby Connor]

The ex sold her last year when I left her. The dog was about a year old so not quite a puppy.

 

Do you just want a puppy then? 'Cos a normal dog will live for about ten - fifteen years, and unless you are lucky enough to pap them over to the ex every time you get bored or change relationships then it should be a serious commitment.

[The Boofon]

Cute or what!

I'm defo gonna pull with this little cracker.

 

 

Bonzo it's sort of a thing that I have regarding people posting pictures. Last one was noticing Millertime has terrible dental hygiene and black molars.

 

Your skirting boards need a bit of attention, you've got a cloot on the floor that is curling up in one corner creating a tripping hazard and it looks like your door hasn't been properly fitted as I can see an opportunity for water ingress at the bottom right hand side. Looks like a poor sealant job going down the concrete. Personally I'd ditch the peach paint in the house as well. It's a bit

 

Good luck with the shagging though. :thumbs:

[bonzodaddy73]

Do you just want a puppy then? 'Cos a normal dog will live for about ten - fifteen years, and unless you are lucky enough to pap them over to the ex every time you get bored or change relationships then it should be a serious commitment.

I know what your saying BC. My old dog died in 2010. So I got the last pup as a replacement. Then we split. I was living with my brother so couldn't take the dog. Went up to my old house one day to find she sold the dog. I seriously thought about killing her.

[Dandyesque]

 

My ex wife sold my last dog. This one is a direct replacement. She's the spit of the old one. But if I can get a ride out of it so be it.

 

Pervert

 

[bonzodaddy73]

Bonzo it's sort of a thing that I have regarding people posting pictures. Last one was noticing Millertime has terrible dental hygiene and black molars.

 

Your skirting boards need a bit of attention, you've got a cloot on the floor that is curling up in one corner creating a tripping hazard and it looks like your door hasn't been properly fitted as I can see an opportunity for water ingress at the bottom right hand side. Looks like a poor sealant job going down the concrete. Personally I'd ditch the peach paint in the house as well. It's a bit

 

Good luck with the shagging though. :thumbs:

Thanks boof. The cloot is a puppy pad! My paint job is tiramasu not peach!

As for the skirtings, who cares. I'm only renting the joint. Just read the tenancy agreement. No pets or smokers,that's me and the dog fucked then lol

[Bobby Connor]

I know what your saying BC. My old dog died in 2010. So I got the last pup as a replacement. Then we split. I was living with my brother so couldn't take the dog. Went up to my old house one day to find she sold the dog. I seriously thought about killing her.

 

Have we chatted about this before? Nothing worse than having your dog(s) removed from your life.

 

Mines are with the ex. havna seen either of them in over a year. It's just gutting. Used to love it when the dog would jump onto the bed and wake me up in the morning.

[bonzodaddy73]

Pervert

 

Jealously will get you nowhere!

[bonzodaddy73]

Have we chatted about this before? Nothing worse than having your dog(s) removed from your life.

 

Mines are with the ex. havna seen either of them in over a year. It's just gutting. Used to love it when the dog would jump onto the bed and wake me up in the morning.

yeah we have in my "anyone got an ex wife thread"

[Bobby Connor]

yeah we have in my "anyone got an ex wife thread"

 

Of course. Sorry that I forgot about that thread. Delighted for you!

[Dandyesque]

Jealously will get you nowhere!

 

I don't want to be where a hun's been!

 

[Ke1t]

Not a big fan of dogs myself, though I do hate them less than I hate cats. But I hate cats like Adolph hated Jews. And I'm allergic to cats.

 

Remember, if you just want a puppy, it's easy enough to stick a dog in a bag with a couple of bricks and toss it into one of the local rivers when the current mutt gets too old to work as a pulling prop. Bob's your uncle, you can go get a new puppy AND you've got a 'Yeah, this puppy is to replace the last one that tragically drowned.' story... twice the pulling power.

 

With a little diligence and training, dogs can actually be taught to go drown themselves, saving you the trouble of a drive.

 

 

Just remember to not go into too much detail regarding the previous dog's drowning, otherwise you'll have them RSPCA wanks on your back.

[E-P-K]

Not a big fan of dogs myself, though I do hate them less than I hate cats. But I hate cats like Adolph hated Jews. And I'm allergic to cats.

 

Remember, if you just want a puppy, it's easy enough to stick a dog in a bag with a couple of bricks and toss it into one of the local rivers when the current mutt gets too old to work as a pulling prop. Bob's your uncle, you can go get a new puppy AND you've got a 'Yeah, this puppy is to replace the last one that tragically drowned.' story... twice the pulling power.

 

With a little diligence and training, dogs can actually be taught to go drown themselves, saving you the trouble of a drive.

 

 

Just remember to not go into too much detail regarding the previous dog's drowning, otherwise you'll have them RSPCA wanks on your back.

 

What was the indecent you had, several years ago, with cat / dog shit, and cleaning it up. Elaborate

[The Boofon]

What was the indecent you had, several years ago, with cat / dog shit, and cleaning it up. Elaborate

 

 

This was posted a few months ago on here. It was a belter.

 

A repost is in order.

[spamspamspam]

I've taught one of my dogs to growl and bark at the word Hun.

 

Lots of fun when walking her and someone with a great unwashed shirt walks by. Just need to ask her where the hun is and she goes fucking scatty. Now there are 2 of them as soon as she sounds off he follows suit.

[Karl Fletcher]

That is an ace puppy :thumbs:

 

I'm allergic to most dogs which is a shame because I'd eventually like one.

 

Not meant to be though.

[looksgoodinred]

that is one cute puppy :thumbs:

[Dynamo]

You have a name yet?

 

Let us decide. Looks like a Steven if you ask me.

[Bluto10]

You have a name yet?

 

Let us decide. Looks like a Steven if you ask me.

 

i think he's more of a dave, actaully. or a kevin.