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Anyone Ever Been Mistaken For A God?

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Ke1t Grand Master

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Standing in Best Buy looking at the Scooby Doo Blu-Rays with the loon, and a little kid points at me and yells at his old man, "THOR! THOR!" :thumbs:

 

This is, in fact, the second time I've been taken for a god, because back in the day I looked quite a bit like Beach Jesus... something that was remarked upon by a co-worker at the bar. "Do you know you look like Jesus?" he said... "That's the look I'm going for" I said. "A swarthy, middle eastern sort." "No no, the blonde one." he said. "Oh" I said. "Beach Jesus" I said. "That's the one." he said. "Beach Jesus."

 

So that's Kelt... twice mistaken for a fictional superbeing.

 

Anyone else encountered that sort of misidentification?

 

Millertime? Ever been mistaken for Ganesh?

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StandFree1982 Enthusiast

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Standing in Best Buy looking at the Scooby Doo Blu-Rays with the loon, and a little kid points at me and yells at his old man, "THOR! THOR!" :thumbs:

 

This is, in fact, the second time I've been taken for a god, because back in the day I looked quite a bit like Beach Jesus... something that was remarked upon by a co-worker at the bar. "Do you know you look like Jesus?" he said... "That's the look I'm going for" I said. "A swarthy, middle eastern sort." "No no, the blonde one." he said. "Oh" I said. "Beach Jesus" I said. "That's the one." he said. "Beach Jesus."

 

So that's Kelt... twice mistaken for a fictional superbeing.

 

Anyone else encountered that sort of misidentification?

 

Millertime? Ever been mistaken for Ganesh?

He's been mistaken for a young Jimmy Hill. Probably as far removed from a God as you can get.

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StandFree1982 Enthusiast

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Used to work out of India a while back, came busting out of arrivals into the chaos of Hyderabad and was looking for my driver, only White cunt in the joint. Group of kids got brave and came up asking for a photo. Fair enough, I'm a friendly guy.

 

They were jibber jabbering about Stone Cold Steve Austin and were asking me to smash imaginary beer can together, which of course I obliged.

 

A god no, but cooler than Jesus but not quite as hard as Thor.

 

Sad thing was next trip they wanted me to sing Deeply Dippy.

 

Fickle world the bald lookalike.

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Used to work out of India a while back, came busting out of arrivals into the chaos of Hyderabad and was looking for my driver, only White cunt in the joint. Group of kids got brave and came up asking for a photo. Fair enough, I'm a friendly guy.

 

They were jibber jabbering about Stone Cold Steve Austin and were asking me to smash imaginary beer can together, which of course I obliged.

 

A god no, but cooler than Jesus but not quite as hard as Thor.

 

Sad thing was next trip they wanted me to sing Deeply Dippy.

 

Fickle world the bald lookalike.

 

Stone Cold would batter the fuck out of Thor, no questions asked.

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Dandyesque Mentor

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Standing in Best Buy looking at the Scooby Doo Blu-Rays with the loon, and a little kid points at me and yells at his old man, "THOR! THOR!" :thumbs:

 

This is, in fact, the second time I've been taken for a god, because back in the day I looked quite a bit like Beach Jesus... something that was remarked upon by a co-worker at the bar. "Do you know you look like Jesus?" he said... "That's the look I'm going for" I said. "A swarthy, middle eastern sort." "No no, the blonde one." he said. "Oh" I said. "Beach Jesus" I said. "That's the one." he said. "Beach Jesus."

 

So that's Kelt... twice mistaken for a fictional superbeing.

 

Anyone else encountered that sort of misidentification?

 

Millertime? Ever been mistaken for Ganesh?

 

 

Surely you were mistaken for a cartoon character?

 

And the movie's pish.

 

I wouldn't be so proud of that.

 

 

 

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I was mistaken for Michael Owen in Egypt.

 

Until I got involved in a kickabout.

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Ke1t Grand Master

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Someone once thought i was Keith Richards transferred to now from the mid 60's.

 

Not sure how to take that really.. :confused:

 

A fucksight better than if they had just said, "You look like Keith Richards"

 

He might look like a tranny Sid James these days, though, but fair enough... Keith Richards could realistically qualify as a God.

 

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DD1903 Grand Master

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Once got mistaken for ex hun, killie and mini-hun player Allan Johnstone...was in a petrol station about to pay when this doris come up to me and said "you've just made their day. You're their favourite player..."

 

I was like "eh?!"

 

"you're their favourite player, Allan."

 

"who do you think I am?!"

 

"Allan johnstone!!"

 

"eh...I'm not him"

 

"can you just pretend and give them a wave?! they're so happy..."

 

Signed autographs and everything! *

 

 

 

*not really

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Ke1t Grand Master

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If it makes you feel better, I thought The Avengers was a lot better than your last effort.

 

Loki is a lot better than you though.

 

Fuck Loki,man... you know he isn't even a God, right?

 

Wikipedia is wrong on that one, btw.

 

...but then again, he might be.

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