Casting The Net For New Players

[Ke1t]

Personally reckon we should go for Detroit Waza's Dominic Scicluna, based on a huge number of reasons.

 

He's solid, can't be knocked off the ball, good passing, fierce tackler, unbelievable control, can put in a shot, not scared to try the unexpected. Has a six pack that John Collins could only dream of, can almost...almost form a coherent sentence, and.. well, in his own words...

 

"i live life to the fullest without hesitation fullfilling mi destiny effortlessly naturally spontanouesly what i want it to be like a piceses at sea a facon 2b"

 

So, yeah, I think we can all agree with that sentiment. Who hasn't wanted "to be like a piceses at sea a facon 2b"?

 

I know I have.

 

Here's a picture of Dominic being like a piceses at sea a facon 2b, with a kettlebell.

 

 

But more than all of that.. more than the (genuinely) incredible ball control, and the six pack and the godlike hair... Dominic Scicluna knows how to celebrate a goal.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYKrm0R9sYc

 

And the really funny thing is that this guy would probably improve Aberdeen.

[sheepiekev]

But only if he can play centre midfield

[Redstar]

From the nick of his coupon he'd fit the Broon age criteria...looks like one of of those Las Vegas Lion Tamers...Siegfried & Roy

[Geoff_Tipps]

Some new material for Millertime on those quiet lonely nights.

[vanderark14]

he wouldn't look out of place in the WWF so he'd be as well joining another fixed comp like the SPL

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Looks like a love child from Motley Crue

[The Oxford Don]

I say sign him.

 

As the traditional fan base continues to drift away we need to attract new supporters, and to the best of my knowledge no other Scottish football team has yet tapped into the potentially lucrative 'pink pound' market.

 

[Poodler]

Quality celebration though!!

[NPRC]

What about that goal though...high feet? Dangerous play?

[E-P-K]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGnQhOUyF2k

[ollie1903]

100% cockjockey

[spamspamspam]

Finally we now know where techno viking went

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudJpH-ytH4

[Ke1t]

Finally we now know where techno viking went

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudJpH-ytH4

 

Technoviking would make a decent replacement for Clangfield and Broon.

 

Good arm movement.