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[looksgoodinred]

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[bonzodaddy73]

Wow! I don't think I could get involved there.

I think cheesepipes could have something to say on the matter.

[looksgoodinred]

i'm no toothpick, and some men like bigger women, and everyone can use a little loving.. but my god, that second picture at the bottom of the article.

[tightbreeks]

chubby chasers!

[bonzodaddy73]

I just couldn't I'm afraid. I actually think I would be in danger of injury if I attempted that. I like a little to hold onto but cripes!

[tup]

I don't think anyone can 'like' bigger women.

 

I think it's simply a case of having little choice but to pursue them.

 

Fat people are sick, they disgust me.

[bonzodaddy73]

Behemoth's like her are quite disgusting.

bonzo's out...

[360]

Fat people are sick, they disgust me.

 

Quite right.

[tightbreeks]

that big becky from big brother was dancing in front of the camera, some of the chubby lovers out there would be getting well excited.

[Robbie Winters]

Better tell the missus to get her nose out o those Ben & Jerrys Ice Cream tubs or thats where she's heading

[Karl Fletcher]

Fair play to them

[vanderark14]

where t he fuck is cheesepipes?

 

this thread is made for him

[Bluto10]

where t he fuck is cheesepipes?

 

this thread is made for him

 

yeah where is he, the fat bloater.

[Jones]

Jesus, I think I'd rather just risk AIDS.

[Dom Sullivan]

Christ, you'd have to have a rummage to find where to stick it.

 

"Scuze me, Love, but could you fart and gies a clue.....?"

 

[tightbreeks]

remote controls and greggs packets in amongst it all, festering.

[OddJob]

Gadz min i feel fucking sick

[dervish]

although I can

[Henry]

Christ, you'd have to have a rummage to find where to stick it.

 

"Scuze me, Love, but could you fart and gies a clue.....?"

 

 

You get Viz this month too?

[Dom Sullivan]

You get Viz this month too?

Haven't actually.

 

Worth buying?

[tightbreeks]

jack black and silver is funny as. silver sics the fabuous four's yorkie and the 4 get drowned in lobster pots, ha ha.

[tightbreeks]

humpty hump likes the big uns.

 

the beats obesity

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs

[tup]

Agreed, skinny bitches are sick, especially if they have no paps, chest like two peas on an ironing board. Yuk!

 

But so are fat eens sick.

 

What you need is a woman with a bit of meat on her bones but nothing drastic.

[dervish]

I am a man who likes to sample one end of the scale to another though and that episode ended up with me shagging a bird with anorexia in Cornhill Hospital..........i shit you not! They are thrown in with all the loonies aswell. She was a pretty girl but at her lowest ebb Cheesepipes was dodging lunatics just to try and get his little shrimp into a bone dry fluff at the bottom of a skeleton. It was never going to work so i did the honest thing and started cheating on her.

 

Suppose you were doing the right thing if you gave her a few shots of protein?

[Big Man]

Well bless my soul, just cause a girl likes her food you won't enter the velvet??

 

I've whopped a few whales in my time, some were fucking ace rides. I've got a bit of a boner for those 3 or 4 stone overweight girls with tidy faces and big tits. Saying that the fattest i humped was the bird that took my little innocence away when i was a little 14 year old scamp. Fat, rotten fud, plooky tits the lot, easily 5 or 6 stone overweight but when your that age and the sex was given out on a plate you take it. 90% of BOD lads around the same time thought the same.

 

I am a man who likes to sample one end of the scale to another though and that episode ended up with me shagging a bird with anorexia in Cornhill Hospital..........i shit you not! They are thrown in with all the loonies aswell. She was a pretty girl but at her lowest ebb Cheesepipes was dodging lunatics just to try and get his little shrimp into a bone dry fluff at the bottom of a skeleton. It was never going to work so i did the honest thing and started cheating on her.

 

So Hog Hunting or bone rattling? It all has its place at the table and i ask you to embrace the larger ladies cause they really are a lovely comfortable ride.

 

 

Quality.

 

You're aye mentioning this particular piece of cunny pipes.

 

There are several epic BOD sluts that I have heard of over the years. Some have defined an entire school generation, and I'm keen to know who this one was?

 

Go on, slip her initials in this thread, see if I can work it out...

[bonzodaddy73]

Well if its purely just for detective work then TB but known by a slang of her surname. Oldmachar 87 to 92.

 

or

 

Ratyc Alanbeevs if you want a cheeky anagram.

 

get investigating!!

 

Tracy Balneaves?

Just guessing,im from the schneck so wouldn't know obviously.

[Jones]

Tracy........... Fuckin hell that's a weird surname. No idea.

[weemackie]

Well bless my soul, just cause a girl likes her food you won't enter the velvet??

 

I've whopped a few whales in my time, some were fucking ace rides. I've got a bit of a boner for those 3 or 4 stone overweight girls with tidy faces and big tits. Saying that the fattest i humped was the bird that took my little innocence away when i was a little 14 year old scamp. Fat, rotten fud, plooky tits the lot, easily 5 or 6 stone overweight but when your that age and the sex was given out on a plate you take it. 90% of BOD lads around the same time thought the same.

 

I am a man who likes to sample one end of the scale to another though and that episode ended up with me shagging a bird with anorexia in Cornhill Hospital..........i shit you not! They are thrown in with all the loonies aswell. She was a pretty girl but at her lowest ebb Cheesepipes was dodging lunatics just to try and get his little shrimp into a bone dry fluff at the bottom of a skeleton. It was never going to work so i did the honest thing and started cheating on her.

 

So Hog Hunting or bone rattling? It all has its place at the table and i ask you to embrace the larger ladies cause they really are a lovely comfortable ride.

 

 

On saturday night i got my hole off a fat bird with massive tits and a nae bad coupon. On sunday i got my hole off a slim bird with a nae bad body and a horrible grid.

 

It's all about variety

[Geoff_Tipps]

Aye, variety's the spice....

 

 

 

I had a big bird once also, she looked like a paddling pool full of porridge when naked.

 

 

She told me I was a shyte ride so I pished on her toothbrush before leaving.

 

 

[muttondressedaslamb]

That's just minky as fuck.

You should have taken the criticism on the chin and then worked at being a better lover for the future.