Would You Do This For

[Karl Fletcher]

The job description is simple. You must stay in a small pitch black room by yourself from 9-5, Monday to Friday.

 

You are not allowed to bring anything. You are literally getting paid to do nothing.

 

You must be awake during all 40 hours for the week otherwise you don't get paid for that week.

 

And most importantly, you cannot quit this job until you've been doing it for at least a year.

 

Please note,

[Dynamo]

Fuck that you'd go insane.

[woohoo]

Easy, aye.

[Pudgie]

No

[Big Man]

Dynamo's right, no human being could survive such an experience un-scarred

 

I'm out.

[Dazzler]

Not a chance.

[Karl Fletcher]

[BrianFaePerth]

No problem, I've had many years of training watching Dundee play.

[Pudgie]

Nah, fuck that. It's bad enough doing something you don't like but at least you're doing something. I'd go absolutely insane. That's worse than prison!

[BrianFaePerth]

What if at 9.01am ye realise yer bursting for a shit?

[360]

Easy peasy.

[Karl Fletcher]

What if at 9.01am ye realise yer bursting for a shit?

 

Then nae luck.

 

Hold it

[hopeisimportant]

No thanks. Think how bad that Sunday night feeling would be.

[Tommy]

Ideal job for a wife.

[Henry]

Reminds me of this article on the Guardian in May.

 

My quest started when I was in the New York subway. My children were whining, four trains came screaming into the station at once and I put my hands over my ears and cowered

[The Highland Don]

30k a week? Sign me up!

 

I'd be bored out ma wits but for that kinda money I wouldn't be bothered.

[StandFree1982]

Not worth it. You'd end up in a straight jacket, frothing at the mouth and supporting Sevco.

[chaos_defrost]

Bad enough being in an office when you're constantly checking the time. It's probably one of these things you think you could do but once you're an hour into your first day and realise that you've got to do it for a whole year you'd soon crack. Wouldn't do it for any sum of money.

[lethal707]

Ideal for a deaf mute.

 

They sit twiddling there thumbs anyway. Might as well get paid for it

[paddy]

The mental and physical effects it would take, means I would say no.

 

Just imagine how many wanks you would have.

[StandFree1982]

I would imagine i'd be fairly ripped by the end of it. The only thing you can do is exercise and wank, but i'd probably end up blind with too much wanking and the world would feel like a dark box for the rest of my life.

 

Harrowing.

[Karl Fletcher]

Oh aye min, tax free.

 

Or

[paddy]

Oh aye min, tax free.

 

Or

[Karl Fletcher]

Can i set up an EBT and double that salary?

 

[buzz15afc]

id do it... every night and weekend off!!! 1.5million then after a year retire!!

[dervish]

I'd do it for 7-14 days then fuck off on holiday for a year or two. Round the world for 80hrs. Sign me up.

[Bobby Connor]

Reminds me of this article on the Guardian in May.

 

Load of shite.

[LeDandy]

I'd make a start then get right on to the union , they'd get get that shit sorted right out , a window , a light , a comfy seat , a teasmaid , soft toilet paper , 2 x15 minute breaks , 1x30 minute break .

 

Then negotiate away 5k a week for these luxuries and bobs yer aunties live in lover !

 

Either that or ABODY OOT !!!

[K-9]

I'd do it for couple of weeks and then quit!!

[daytripping]

I'd do that for the pay i'm on now, would be easy.