Bobby Connor Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 Without war we wouldn't have guns and without guns we couldn't shoot stuff. Eleventeen: Shooting stuff. Link to comment
tup Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 The good old 'stiff upper lip'. In the face of half your family being massacred for no discernible reason. We're too far the other way now, with folk actively seeking sympathy for dead war-time relatives they never even met. Via Facebook. Link to comment
Pash Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Spitfire production will rise creating thousands of jobs. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 The good old 'stiff upper lip'. In the face of half your family being massacred for no discernible reason. We're too far the other way now, with folk actively seeking sympathy for dead war-time relatives they never even met. Via Facebook. Christ, imagine the first 'proper' war (I'm not including Iraq or Afghan) where folk have the use of Facebook and Twitter. 'Share this status if your house was obliterated last night.' #nuclearradiation OFF 2 THE TRENCHES, WISH ME LUCK LOLZ 1 Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 Christ, imagine the first 'proper' war (I'm not including Iraq or Afghan) where folk have the use of Facebook and Twitter. 'Share this status if your house was obliterated last night.' #nuclearradiation OFF 2 THE TRENCHES, WISH ME LUCK LOLZ Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Something for "celebrities" to stick their fucking noses into what they don't understand. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 Christ, imagine the first 'proper' war (I'm not including Iraq or Afghan) where folk have the use of Facebook and Twitter. 'Share this status if your house was obliterated last night.' #nuclearradiation OFF 2 THE TRENCHES, WISH ME LUCK LOLZ Define 'proper' war. I'd say anything that involves conscription and new weapons are developed especially for the occasion. Link to comment
tup Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Soldiers getting all up themselves about how they do a 'proper' job. You're only in the army because you were thick/out of control at school. Probably been sodomised by a senior officer too. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 12: Remembering how to say 'Raw' backwards. 1 Link to comment
robbojunior Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 13: Memorial plaque manufacturers / engravers Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 15. Gold and precious metal prices Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 19. Tom Hanks Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Loving the smell of napalm in the morning Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment
Foster14 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 18. The opportunity for a new generation to tell stories starting with "During THE war" Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 16. Giving all those involved something to ram down the throats of future generations. Link to comment
tup Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Rations. Sugar, butter, milk etc is a luxury Link to comment
Foster14 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 16. Giving all those involved something to ram down the throats of future generations. You already on the red wine? Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 20. Removing cunts from the population who can't count or add to numbered lists correctly Link to comment
tup Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 'All things in moderation'. Aye, including moderators. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Rations. Sugar, butter, milk etc is a luxury Banana salesmen. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 20. Removing cunts from the population who can't count or add to numbered lists correctly 15, 19, 17, 18, 16, 20. It all adds up to the same thing. Just in a different order. If you had any maths credentials you'd have kent that. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 20. Removing cunts from the population who can't count or add to numbered lists correctly 12. Pedants 1 1 Link to comment
tup Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Your wife getting royally pumped back at home by yank soldiers as you and your pals suffer death and disease in the trenches. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 15, 19, 17, 18, 16, 20. It all adds up to the same thing. Just in a different order. If you had any maths credentials you'd have kent that. I've got some serious maths credentials. That's why when you wrote 16. my post was 20. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 21. A great advert for futility and human stupidity. Link to comment
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