Big Arnie Replaces Ewan Mcgregor In Star Wars

[granite sheep]

Pretty much that- fit happens in the films if Obi Wan is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger rather than Ewan Mcgregor in Star Wars? It certainly would make it mair entertaining than the snoozefest that wis the prequels. Fit de ye think the movies would be like? Bonus: Dolph Lundgren replaces Senator/Emperor Palpatine. And Sly Stallone is Anakin/Darth Vader

[caledonia]

Pretty much that- fit happens in the films if Obi Wan is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger rather than Ewan Mcgregor in Star Wars? It certainly would make it mair entertaining than the snoozefest that wis the prequels. Fit de ye think the movies would be like? Bonus: Dolph Lundgren replaces Senator/Emperor Palpatine. And Sly Stallone is Anakin/Darth Vader

 

You missed out sky news bints as droids (preferably with no clothes on)

[granite sheep]

You missed out sky news bints as droids (preferably with no clothes on)

Well, that inaa then I suppose. But C3PO is still a

[Roberto Larcos]

Chuck Norris as Count Dooku

Jean Claude Van Damme as Jango Fett (and clones)

[granite sheep]

Was mair goin for dialogue changes, e.g.Darth Maul to Obi Wan after making a lightsabre kebab of Qui Gon Jin (the boy that Liam Neeson was): IF HE DIES......HE DIES.

[The Oxford Don]

Chris Rock as Jar-Jar Binks.

 

Just so that the racism is entirely unambiguous.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Robert Carlyle as Yoda....

 

Right, Which one o yous cunts let that flappy eared twat into this meeting

[King Street Loon]

Lenny Henry as Mace Windu.