Anyone Want To Chip In?

[Ke1t]

But we tell them it's Chap Stick.

 

Merry Christmas

[muttondressedaslamb]

I would love a read through of your internet history.

You have brought to my attention the likes I have never seen before including a dog fucking a dead dog, octopus porn, yes I will never forget the octopus porn and now something weirder than vagisil.

 

What can I say?

 

Thanks

[dervish]

Have you seen the great advert though?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM

 

 

Here it's need to be marketed as 14 again though obviously.

[Redstar]

But we tell them it's Chap Stick.

 

Merry Christmas

Looks like someones already using it

 

[Dom Sullivan]

Looks like someones already using it

 

Nae bad.

[Jigot]

I hope my wife disnae buy any of this as I have to prize mysel in wi a couple of spoons as it is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aye right.

[caledonia]

Kelt what were you looking for when you found that?

Redstar good pic

[Ke1t]

Kelt what were you looking for when you found that?

Redstar good pic

 

Interesting story...

 

For the last few years I've been bombarded with spam from various sites offering 'Male Enhancement' and 'Penis Enlargement' services. Something like ten to twenty fucking EMails PER DAY have been finding their way into my Inbox, to the point it was getting beyond annoying.

 

"WANT A BIGGER COCK?" it would ask in giant, flashing text. "NEED MORE DICK LENGTH THERE, SPARKY?" it would enquire.

 

Finally I decided to do something about it, because even the Spam filter wasn't catching them all, so I figured I'd just trace them to their source and sort it out there.

 

Anyway, turns out they were all coming from the wife....

 

...so by means of retaliation, I've signed her up to about twenty Vag Tightening services and newsletters, and have arranged for a representative to come round the house to discuss ways of shrinking her flappy twat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now this story, while interesting, is entirely fabricated. What happened was there was an article about the stuff on the BBC website,

[spamspamspam]

 

 

Thanks

 

So how many tubes did you buy?

[muttondressedaslamb]

So how many tubes did you buy?

 

 

 

None, I keep mines elastic through abstinence.

[The Boofon]

 

 

None, I keep mines elastic through abstinence.

 

 

In the same way that muslim girls abstain?

 

Tell me more.

[muttondressedaslamb]

In the same way that muslim girls abstain?

 

Tell me more.

 

Indeed.

 

Here's a video of Sticky Vicky. Wonder if she uses it?

 

http://vimeo.com/28664784

 

[Bebo]

Indeed.

 

Here's a video of Sticky Vicky. Wonder if she uses it?

 

http://vimeo.com/28664784