Who Took A Dump In The Stonehaven Library

[vanderark14]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19475041

[Henry]

I would throw the book at them for this.

[tup]

Reading between the lines, I reckon it's the same person responsible for both incidents.

[Henry]

I hope this person can move on and start a new chapter in their life.

[dj_bollocks]

I can only imagine that it was a large volume...

[daytripping]

Why would they have to close the whole library!

 

They could have cordoned off the area or just picked it up with a bag, bit of an over reaction!

[Ando]

Nearly fell off my stool when I read that.

[vanderark14]

this sounds like a heep of shite to me

[Henry]

A verdict in the investigation is long overdue.

[ollie1903]

Nearly fell off my stool when I read that.

We have a winner!

 

[diamondsr4ever]

Guarrantee it was a weegie.

 

is this fact or fiction?

[paddy]

Stonehaven library has a shit selection of books.

[Karl Fletcher]

PUN!

[Granite City Reds]

Stonehaven Library is a bit of a dump.

[ollie1903]

Stonehaven Library is a bit of a dump.

That was shit, literary

[Bluto10]

We have a winner!

 

 

well its not going to be harcus was it.

[The Boofon]

PUN!

 

 

Shhhhhh!

[The Boofon]

Reading between the lines, I reckon it's the same person responsible for both incidents.

 

 

It's certainly a novel way to relieve yourself.

[The Boofon]

Scat nothing to do with me.

[The Boofon]

That was shit, literary

 

You could be doing with reading some books since you're pea brain thinks literally is a word worth using.

 

They've asked for a new librarian to be employed. They want to know what her last jobby-fore she worked for the council was.

[Henry]

You could be doing with reading some books since you're pea brain thinks literally is a word worth using.

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

[tightbreeks]

i reckon it'll be a mad old wifey.

[tup]

You could be doing with reading some books since 2) you're pea brain thinks 1) literally is a word worth using.

 

1) The word he used was literary.

 

2) You could be doing with brushing up on both your reading and your grammar.

[The Boofon]

1) The word he used was literary.

 

2) You could be doing with brushing up on both your reading and your grammar.

 

1. I know. He used the wrong word.

 

2. Caught bonnie.

 

Pish

[The Boofon]

 

or

 

 

 

2nd one.

[redspunky]

As they used to sing on Record Breakers all those years ago " If you want to be the best,then defecation's what you need"

[The Boofon]

It's an open and shut case when you leave that much DNA evidence.

 

It might have been someone else's turd and this is a trap.

[ollie1903]

You could be doing with reading some books since you're pea brain thinks literally is a word worth using.

 

They've asked for a new librarian to be employed. They want to know what her last jobby-fore she worked for the council was.

 

 

1. I know. He used the wrong word.

 

2. Caught bonnie.

 

Pish

It was, in tying in with the theme, an attempt at humour.

 

I do know the difference between literary and literally

[tup]

It was, in tying in with the theme, an attempt at humour.

 

I do know the difference between literary and literally

 

Stick to namedropping, at least you're good at that.

[The Boofon]

It was, in tying in with the theme, an attempt at humour.

 

I do know the difference between literary and literally

 

 

Good. Don't use literally ever again if you know what's good for you.