People-Watching

[Ke1t]

Made the mistake of taking a detour to the Cable TV provider on my way home... Currently around 59 people ahead of me. Someone in my vicinity stinks of feet. The auld lad next to me looks like he won't make the night. Trying to avoid eye-contact with the dude with the home made tatts, and half listening to the guy talking loudly about how he's not paying an extra 2 buck a month for a Cable card.

 

Trying to think of some way of passing the time while I wait to be served.

 

Suggestions welcome.

[Ke1t]

Just realised there's no AC in here... Soon I'm going to smell like Feet.

 

I'be already Christened the person who smells like feet

, 'Feet'.

 

Having lots of fun now, boy howdy.

[Dom Sullivan]

Just realised there's no AC in here... Soon I'm going to smell like Feet.

 

I'be already Christened the person who smells like feet

, 'Feet'.

 

Having lots of fun now, boy howdy.

Gorgonzola or Stinking Bishop?

[looksgoodinred]

People watching can be fun. What kind of tats does tat guy have?

 

You could also use the time to do some booty firming exercises. While you sit there. No one will know, and you'll be on your way to a firmer more luscious arse

[dervish]

Pretend you've phoned someone and make shit up. For a bit of drama "phone" your girl friend and tell her you'll be round later. Then "phone" your wife ask how the kids are and say you have to work late.

[StevieT1986]

I used to people watch in the old burger king king between st nicholas centre and bon accord centre when i was younger

[Ke1t]

Picking the loon up from school. Some of these mothers must moonlight as hookers. I really must introduce myself to them on a social level. The filthy, filthy, filthy hoors.

[dervish]

I used to people watch in the old burger king king between st nicholas centre and bon accord centre when i was younger

 

Oh aye used to do that too, if I was on a solo dinner.

 

You know the place just up from that that had all the dwarfs and little robots that you paint (like world of warcraft but wee painted mannies)? Me and a mate were on an all day midweek sesh so he stotted up about 4pm guttered banged on the window pointed at a few and went "geeks....oi geeks....geeks".