Alcohol

[tup]

However, yiv a bit of catching up to do on the gambling I notice

 

I've had my whole life off the gambling so you're never going to catch me.

 

I dinna see the attraction of it at all.

[Bobby Connor]

I've had my whole life off the gambling so you're never going to catch me.

 

I dinna see the attraction of it at all.

 

Aye, but you'll never catch me Tup on account of being a whippersnapper.

[daytripping]

However, yiv a bit of catching up to do on the gambling I notice

 

I do not bad off the gambling, mostly just football, rarely bet on the nags, it's more of an interest thing since I gave up the stock market.

 

Smoking is the one I'd love to kick, filthy habit.

[Sheep#1]

I have long spells 'aff it' frequently these days, prior to past couple of weekends I had only drank 2 weekends in about 3 months and one of them was T in the Park. Used to be out every weekend without fail, but must be getting old cos doesn't hold the same appeal. However, Inverness away this Sat will be a messy one and prob overspill into Sunday, since I'm off Monday. Also attending a certain Afc chat members wedding a week on Friday, so Sept has made up for my recent abstainence!

[The Boofon]

I've had my whole life off the gambling so you're never going to catch me.

 

I dinna see the attraction of it at all.

 

 

You've lost

[tup]

You've lost

[The Boofon]

Those are wagers, on yourself, after being challenged to put your money where your mouth is.

 

Which is wholly different from gambling at the bookies incessantly, which is the type of gambling which was being discussed.

 

Does this cunt EPK even play pool?

 

 

Better than you do.

[tup]

Better than you do.

 

I don't believe that shit.

 

Me and Harcus vs you and your cousin.

 

Will be like WCW vs WWF, a clash of cultures.

 

We'll win.

 

Then we'll kick your heads in for coming it.

[Henry]

Can't wait, where are holding this battle?

 

Will have to be somewhere that avoids any travel via the treacherous Fochabers - Inverness road.

[The Boofon]

I don't believe that shit.

 

Me and Harcus vs you and your cousin.

 

Will be like WCW vs WWF, a clash of cultures.

 

We'll win.

 

Then we'll kick your heads in for coming it.

 

You're on. The last bit is pure fantasy on your part.

 

 

If this is taking place in Buckie, I'll be up there next month so I'll beat you all.

 

 

Doubtful.

 

Can't wait, where are holding this battle?

 

Will have to be somewhere that avoids any travel via the treacherous Fochabers - Inverness road.

 

 

Buckie. I avoid the Fochabers - Inverness road. Tup has to negotiate it in reverse. He could always use the forward gears I guess.

 

It's also a ready made excuse for him once he gets beat.

[bonzodaddy73]

I could hammer the lot of you at pool or fighting...

[Jigot]

And there's me thinking it was the Shroom season and all the time the Rutting season has louped upon us.

[dervish]

See this is what abstinence of any form gets you.

 

[Bobby Connor]

Need to reset my days without alcohol to 0. Had a few pints during the Scotland game last night.

[tup]

I could hammer the lot of you at pool or fighting...

 

Born in 1973?

 

Pushing 40?

 

I doubt it.

[tommo1903]

I don't believe that shit.

 

Me and Harcus vs you and your cousin.

 

Will be like WCW vs WWF, a clash of cultures.

 

We'll win.

 

Then we'll kick your heads in for coming it.

 

It'll be a game of two halves.

[tup]

A veritable six-pointer.

[Henry]

The form book goes out the window for clashes like these.

[tup]

As long as we get wired in early doors, work our socks off, and give 110%, then at the end of the day nobody can accuse us of lacking bottle.

[Henry]

I intend on covering every inch of baize out there.

[tup]

I intend to leave no stone unturned in my quest to send EPK and boofon home with their tails firmly between their legs.

[Bluto10]

I intend on covering every inch of baize out there.

 

boring every inch, more like.

[Henry]

I take ten inches right up the farter.

 

 

 

Please Bluto, we're trying to discuss the upcoming pool battle here.

[tup]

It will be upcoming until boofon consults his favourite reference manual, 10,000 Ready Made Excuses for Faint Arsed Pricks.

 

Then it will be incessantly postponed until all those taking part lose the will to go on.

[BrianFaePerth]

It will be upcoming until boofon consults his favourite reference manual, 10,000 Ready Made Excuses for Faint Arsed Pricks.

 

Then it will be incessantly postponed until all those taking part lose the will to go on.

 

 

Amateur mistake Tup, ye've arranged the duel for when he's got Buzz, Gadaffi and Victor Meldrew coming round for a few tinnies.

[tup]

Amateur mistake Tup, ye've arranged the duel for when he's got Buzz, Gadaffi and Victor Meldrew coming round for a few tinnies.

 

That's but one excuse.

 

Look out also for:

 

- the road between Fochabers and Inverness wobbles the car a bit at two or three different points. It's a disgrace to expect him to travel on it, even though thousands of others use it every day without any issue.

 

- I said I was coming home during SEPTEMBER says he. Oh well you can make the Caley game. No can do says boof, I'm on holiday in Nairn (12 miles away).

[Bluto10]

Can I wank off tup?

 

no rumpus, leave that to boofon.

[tup]

Can I referee?

 

Aye, as long as you dinna look at my arse when I'm taking my shots, you'll put me off.

[BrianFaePerth]

Aye, as long as you dinna look at my arse when I'm taking my shots, you'll put me off.

 

 

Aye, save those shananigans for the post-match bath

[tup]

Shared jacuzzi at boof's place, it's usually only the hunting, shooting and fishing fraternity that get that type of invite.