Alcohol

[tup]

Havers min, that's five days off the sauce.

 

What more do you want?

 

Blood.

 

As in a sample, to prove it.

 

Although very few others see it, you must bear in mind I know for a fact that you have form for dishonesty, given the editing debacle from yesterday and your subsequent Hillsborough-esque denials.

 

So, what I'm saying is you're a lying alkie cunt and I dinna buy for a second anything you say without conclusive proof.

[Karl Fletcher]

 

I thought we resolved the soling/spoiling debacle.

 

Five days off the booze and I'm hopeful of at least another five.

 

Can feel the weight dropping off already

[BrianFaePerth]

 

I thought we resolved the soling/spoiling debacle.

 

Five days off the booze and I'm hopeful of at least another five.

 

Can feel the weight dropping off already

 

 

Gave in over the weekend then Karl? Yer sig seems to suggest it

[Karl Fletcher]

I sure did.

 

Managed to avoid any drinks on Friday but we had a hell of a day on Saturday so I needed a scoop in the evening.

 

I think what I'll try to do is not drink to excess

[BrianFaePerth]

I think what I'll try to do is not drink to excess

 

 

Nice and vague

[Karl Fletcher]

 

Nice and vague

 

That suits me :thumbs:

[phoenix]

Thought I'd enter the debate as it's preferable to going outside and pintin windaes.

 

The problem in slagging off excessive drinking , which almost everyone does on here , is that you are immediately branded a 'party pooper' , in spite of the fact that the evidence is everywhere that excessive drinking exacts a terrible revenge. Our bodies can only take so much ethyl alcohol and it is a grand illusion to suppose that the more excessive the drinking , the more 'heroic' or 'manly' the individual( see Oliver Reed - twat ! ). Most drugs are experienced better in homeopathic doses but we are greedy fuckers humanity and over-indulge in wherever we take our pleasure , reversing the mantra 'more-is-less'. We can have the best of both worlds and not wear out our digestive systems and brains by exercising self-control but since drugs inherently undermine the self-control function , it's a big ask.

 

Ask me after nearly 50 years of drinking alcohol whether I think it was worth it and I'd have to say no to the excessive drinking , the moderate drinking is/was fine. But I rue the hours and days lost to hangovers after excessive drinking and which prevented me from doing things , enjoying life more , being a better person/father. And then there's the money , 'Can I have it back , please?'. I can think of 101 things now that it could have been better spent on and I've only made some cunt I probably would not even like a whole lot richer.

 

I have learned from experience to handle my intake better and seldom endure a hangover these days but I wholeheartedly recommend you guys do it sooner than I did and do it NOW !

 

 

 

 

 

[Chrisyboy81]

Wise words Pheonix but Ollie a cunt? Surely not!!!

[Bluto10]

Wise words Pheonix but Ollie a cunt? Surely not!!!

 

i was in the boozer last year where he died.

 

i came out alive.

 

ergo, i could take him.

[tup]

ergo, i could take him.

 

From behind?

[phoenix]

Wise words Pheonix but Ollie a cunt? Surely not!!!

 

Nae a cunt Chrisy , a twat.

 

I was a big fan when he first appeared on our tellies , back in the days we are not supposed to remember but which I remember quite clearly , better'n yesterday , actually. One of my early 'heroes' was Oliver Reed( bio unread ). Ergo.....it was a huge disappointment to see him make more and more of an erse of himsel' and get 'hoist by his own petard' ie by drinking everyone else under the table until , eventually he stopped his own heart , at a relatively young age, See also the excesses and overindulgence of K. Moon , his buddy. We help to kill each other , as I approach my own end( 30 years ! ) , I am soooo 'pro-life'. I like it here and want tae bide as long as I can , especially if the Dons are on a slow train comin'.

 

 

[Bluto10]

From behind?

 

nah, unlike you im not a wimp.

 

i'd do it face to face, like a real man.

[tommo1903]

Thing is, I could out drink any of you guys and I'm only 21, I'm a seasoned drinker for someone so young, so really you should all just shut up.

 

I once drunk a 100 pints in a night and went to work the next day.

[robbojunior]

I once drunk a 100 pints in a night and went to work the next day.

 

lightweight

[tup]

I once drunk a 100 pints in a night and went to work the next day.

 

 

Drinking water is for poofs.

 

Bluto please let go of tommo1903 and give him his laptop back cheers.

[diamondsr4ever]

I have a wedding reception this weekend, and I just dinna want to drink, I was thinking aboot taking the motor, ive nae told the wife yet as she may think im a tad mintal, but its oot in the country, winna know much folk, so I thought, fukk it, glass o wine on arrival, water the rest of the night...hame at a decent hour with a clear heed for sundays game!

[tommo1903]

Bluto please let go of tommo1903 and give him his laptop back cheers.

 

That homo couldn't catch me to get a hold of me.

[phoenix]

I once drunk a 100 pints in a night and went to work the next day.

 

 

 

 

Drunk twenty pints a night and had a ride every night of my life in my twenties. It's nae sae much the drinkin' as the ridin' that knackers.

 

 

 

[tommo1903]

Drunk twenty pints a night and had a ride every night of my life in my twenties. It's nae sae much the drinkin' as the ridin' that knackers.

 

I know the feeling.

[Chrisyboy81]

Nae a cunt Chrisy , a twat.

 

I was a big fan when he first appeared on our tellies , back in the days we are not supposed to remember but which I remember quite clearly , better'n yesterday , actually. One of my early 'heroes' was Oliver Reed( bio unread ). Ergo.....it was a huge disappointment to see him make more and more of an erse of himsel' and get 'hoist by his own petard' ie by drinking everyone else under the table until , eventually he stopped his own heart , at a relatively young age, See also the excesses and overindulgence of K. Moon , his buddy. We help to kill each other , as I approach my own end( 30 years ! ) , I am soooo 'pro-life'. I like it here and want tae bide as long as I can , especially if the Dons are on a slow train comin'.

Ok that's fair enough it's never nice to see someone you hold in high regard make a tit of themselves. The way he was set up on the word wasn't particularly pleasant either.

[tup]

There are very few more sorry sights in life than a man in his 50's or 60's who had previously been a strong character reduced to a shambles by excessive use of alcohol, in spirit form.

 

I'd suggest that it's on a par with being addicted to heroin, spirit dependance, without the stigma obviously.

[Sheep#1]

There are very few more sorry sights in life than a man in his 50's or 60's who had previously been a strong character reduced to a shambles by excessive use of alcohol, in spirit form.

 

I'd suggest that it's on a par with being addicted to heroin, spirit dependance, without the stigma obviously.

 

Is this a cry for help? Maybe seek advice on Tup's Corner...

[Redstar]

There are very few more sorry sights in life than a man in his 50's or 60's who had previously been a strong character reduced to a shambles by excessive use of alcohol, in spirit form.

 

I'd suggest that it's on a par with being addicted to heroin, spirit dependance, without the stigma obviously.

Yes yes... but that's enough about FS

[E-P-K]

Tesco currently have 70cl of Stolichnaya Vodka at a very reasonable priced

[The Boofon]

Tesco currently have 70cl of Stolichnaya Vodka at a very reasonable priced

[E-P-K]

That stuff was

[chaos_defrost]

There are very few more sorry sights in life than a man in his 50's or 60's who had previously been a strong character reduced to a shambles by excessive use of alcohol, in spirit form.

 

I'd suggest that it's on a par with being addicted to heroin, spirit dependance, without the stigma obviously.

 

Probably is when you're at the point where your body needs alcohol every day just so that you don't get seizures or keel over and die.

[King Street Loon]

Dinna talk about alcohol.

Sair heid the day.

 

Bierfest is excellent fun.

[Jigot]

I'm on the waggon, but I'll get off to stretch my legs on the 8th Dec for a day.Me and my neebs have booked a hospitality gig for the Eberdeen game at Tynie,then that will be me till Xmas.

Ah could spit feathers the noo,like.

[Jigot]

'I'll have a drink on one day in eight weeks time!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rock n' roll......FFS.

I ken wit yer sayin,but I'm gein' it a wee break the noo as my drinking was creepin up to a case a night.As I'm an all or fuck all kind o cunt,(greedy bastard)this is what I do now and then.