looksgoodinred Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Hire a slapper! How many times a day do you flip productivity the bird and follow the Internet white rabbit, only to emerge several hours later with nothing to show for it but dead-eyes and comprehensive knowledge of Wikipedia's list of animals with fraudulent diplomas? This person claims his productivity went from 35-40% to 98%!Not a bad return on payment of $8/hour. http://hackthesystem.com/blog/why-i-hired-a-girl-on-craigslist-to-slap-me-in-the-face-and-why-it-quadrupled-my-productivity/ Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 I wouldn't listen to that racist. He only hires from his own creed. how do you know that for certain? anyhoo.. could you use a good slap, Rocket? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 Oh aye. Nae bother. A bit of slap and tickle any day. Never understood that phrase to be honest. Or hanky panky. Get em off and get it on is my motto. i don't think there was an offer of slap and tickle.. just a slap. for productivity's sake Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Would you like to wake up with this LGIR? Little rooster. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 Would you like to wake up with this LGIR? Little rooster. never seen that before using it assumes one wears panties to bed though. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 Yeah I know and no I wouldn't hire a slapper for face-slapping purposes. I'd end up slapping her for slapping me and I don't hit weemin. and as everyone knows, that could easily turn into some hanky panky. negating any productivity gains you'd made that day. Link to comment
Jigot Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I thought this was a thread about getting yer prostate fingered. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 My problem is exactly the opposite*... I start something, get into it for a while, then get distracted by something else and start working on that. My recent Blog got shelved, and in the meantime I started work on my History for Retards vids. I've currently got a quarter-written book waiting further interest, and next week I'm going to start work on a cold fusion reactor built in a jam jar. *opposite of procrastination. Easily distracted is what I am. Sorry, didn't read the OP prop... Hey, is that Venus? Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I worked with a few slappers but I only say that as I never had it away with 'em. Link to comment
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