Nibiru: The Doomsday Planet

[Ke1t]

21st of December is approaching. Something else that's approaching is Nibiru... home of the Anunnaki. A race of genetic scientists who created humans many thousands of years ago to work as their slaves in gold mines. As their homeworld approaches from below the elliptical, I don't know what that means except that you can apparently only see it if you live slap bang on the South Pole, as their homeworld approaches all sorts of End of Ye Worlde shit is going to happen...

 

..stuff like Aberdeen challenging for a League Title, or Mechagodzlilla rampaging around downtown Tokyo. Mad stuff like that.

 

In order to calm my nerves over the impending destruction of the Earth/enslavement of mankind, I went on the Youtubes to look for scientifical sorts who could ease my worries.

 

I found a NASA scientist who attempts to do just that. Only problem is... fucker can't even pronounce his own name, so what chance is there that he even knows if a giant ball of death is headed our way when even basic fucking English escapes him?

 

Anyway, here's Professor Moraassan

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIy-t48uU0&feature=player_embedded

[vanderark14]

do you think the Anunnaki have any decent keepers amongst them?

 

swap deal for langfield?

[NorthernLights24]

For anyone who actually believes this Planet X stuff, all I can say is

[tup]

I never knew about this before.

 

Now I'm shitting myself

 

Better stockpile up on tinned food.

[Terrorfex]

I wish some of these conspiracy theories would at least throw a couple of scientific facts in - if only to confuse the level of readership that gets all their information from Wikipedia.

[tup]

I'm deeply concerned about this.

 

Sounds like a crisis for our planet on a par with the Millenium Bug.

[a don in oz]

Not notice at the beginning of that, before he got fully launched into it, he did the ancient Babylonian symbol for the lie, or liar (given there was no distinction), when he stuck his tongue out?

 

It's an ancient way abit like when we cross our fingers. It negates our telling a lie from then on.

 

Telling you all, we're fucked. Even NASA is in on it.