The Boofon Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Is no-one else willing to admit that they do online dating? I normally have about one per weekend. Mon -Tue = PM. Wed = Mobile Number. By Thursday my weekend is sorted. I'm married. If I were single I'd be on it in a flash. The deviant sites as well. None of this match.com bullshit. If she doesn't mention strap-ons in her profile I'd not bother making contact. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I haven't spent a Friday or Saturday night in my own flat in weeks. That's all I'm saying... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I haven't spent a Friday or Saturday night in my own flat in weeks. That's all I'm saying... I feel your pain. :cry: You should enter this. World Cup for the likes of yourself. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Hud on boof while I answer this text from one of the Harem I've managed to accumulate. Give me 5 minutes. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Hud on boof while I answer this text from one of the Harem I've managed to accumulate. Give me 5 minutes. isnt a harem usually a group of women? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Hud on boof while I answer this text from one of the Harem I've managed to accumulate. Give me 5 minutes. Sounds like quite a large text. How many times will you mention your ex in it? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Ya get tarts sending you pictures of their tits and you get lovely lassies who you just want to marry, It's all bloody good. Far better than the pub. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Sounds like quite a large text. How many times will you mention your ex in it? Fuck off ya dick! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Ya get tarts sending you pictures of their tits and you get lovely lassies who you just want to marry, It's all bloody good. Far better than the pub. Ye ken the rules! Link to comment
tup Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Next time you're in Wick give me a shout for a game of pool BC min. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Next time you're in Wick give me a shout for a game of pool BC min. Dae ye really expect him tae go fae a pair of tits to a tit? Link to comment
Henry Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Next time you're in Wick give me a shout for a game of pool BC min. Is this some kind of code that's used on homosexual dating sites? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Ye ken the rules! No danger! I've had enough weird coincidences this week. Link to comment
tup Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I'll take you to one of the select few bars I'm not barred for life from. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Next time you're in Wick give me a shout for a game of pool BC min. Ye ken the rules! He doesn't. He thinks you only get one shot on the black after a foul and you can place the white anywhere. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I have a great picture of a lassie in suspender belts with her tits out. None of you are getting to see it! 4 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Is this some kind of code that's used on homosexual dating sites? its all the bending over they do in wick. its all just ooooonnnnnnnne big happy family there. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I have a great picture of a lassie in suspender belts with her tits out. None of you are getting to see it! is she pushing her tits together with her knees? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Is she your ex that you had a breakdown about after Stone Roses gig, that why you're not letting anyone see? He's fae the Highlands. It'll be his sister if he has one otherwise a female relation of some description. Link to comment
tainboy Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I have a great picture of a lassie in suspender belts with her tits out. None of you are getting to see it! Send it on jase. Link to comment
tup Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Send it on jase. Aye then you can forward it to the troops Seb. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Send it on jase. I can't mate, It would be so wrong! I have been dating someone that knows your wife, they work together. Gossip about you! Link to comment
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Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Is she your ex that you had a breakdown about after Stone Roses gig, that why you're not letting anyone see?No. I am not letting anyone else see the photos this lassie has sent me because it would be sick to share them. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 She sounds nuts BC min. No good can possibly come of it. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I think the moral of the story is to get yourself online if you are single and knock yourself out... Link to comment
Henry Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I can't mate, It would be so wrong! I have been dating your wife Oh dear, no luck Seb. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I have a great picture of a lassie in suspender belts with her tits out. None of you are getting to see it! That's the equivalent of a bird posting "Life is so bad" on Facebook. You're just seeking attention here Mr Connor and I put it to you that no such photograph exists. Link to comment
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