Online Dating

[Bobby Connor]

She sounds nuts BC min.

 

No good can possibly come of it.

 

100% correct. All that can come of it is a wee bit of fun, or at worst, a lifetime having a fair percent of your income swallowed up by the CSA.

[The Boofon]

there's some good online dating at scottish escorts. Very good.

 

You can get a half hour date for

[Henry]

I think the moral of the story is to get yourself online and knock one out...

 

 

Agreed.

[The Boofon]

100% correct. All that can come of it is a wee bit of fun, or at worst, a lifetime having a fair percent of your income swallowed up by the CSA.

 

How is that even remotely possible?

[tup]

Not only that but there is a Savile-esque tone to his posts whereby he's saying he's PM'ing on a Tuesday and in bed with a complete stranger by Thursday.

 

You could also read between the lines and say the reason he has not spent a weekend in his own flat is because he is trawling dimly lit B roads with a rape kit in the back of the car, in the general area of where Savile had his cottage.

[The Boofon]

Not only that but there is a Savile-esque tone to his posts whereby he's saying he's PM'ing on a Tuesday and in bed with a complete stranger by Thursday.

 

You could also read between the lines and say the reason he has not spent a weekend in his own flat is because he is trawling dimly lit B roads with a rape kit in the back of the car, in the general area of where Savile had his cottage.

 

 

He'll get caught. He drives a Honda Accord. He's the only man on the planet with such a vehicle.

[dj_bollocks]

Not only that but there is a Savile-esque tone to his posts whereby he's saying he's PM'ing on a Tuesday and in bed with a complete stranger by Thursday.

 

He's the 21st Century Craig David... He probably chills on Sunday...

[Bobby Connor]

He'll get caught. He drives a Honda Accord. He's the only man on the planet with such a vehicle.

 

You two can fuck off.

 

My Honda Accord is very distinctive. It doesn't have a passenger side front to it. I scraped it off a wall.

[Henry]

Not only that but there is a Savile-esque tone to his posts whereby he's saying he's PM'ing on a Tuesday and in bed with a complete stranger by Thursday.

 

You could also read between the lines and say the reason he has not spent a weekend in his own flat is because he is trawling dimly lit B roads with a rape kit in the back of the car, in the general area of where Savile had his cottage.

 

It's like that Craig David song.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABuWphlnZ1A

 

Sent some slut a PM on Monday

Met her for a drink on Tuesday

Fucked the bitch Wednesday and Thursday

Sat in my car outside her flat on Friday and Saturday, repeatedly phoning her

Had a rest on Sunday

[The Boofon]

You two can fuck off.

 

My Honda Accord is very distinctive. It doesn't have a passenger side front to it. I scraped it off a wall.

 

 

 

You'll have the police round soon. Get the rape kit hidden.

 

The Dibble came knocking.

[tup]

I thought when you were banging on about trips to Orkney and the queue of cars coming off the ferry that you were there for work not deviancy BC min.

 

You've gone down in my estimation.

[minijc]

Never used a site, I'm a shy person, however I've been tempted recently to start using affairs4u just for the laugh and the old birds

[robbojunior]

I went on a dating site once.

 

I simply put my interests down as: loves a fumble

 

It said my ideal match was Jamie Langfield.

[The Boofon]

Never used a site, I'm a shy person, however I've been tempted recently to start using affairs4u just for the laugh and the old birds

 

affairs4u

 

 

I went on a dating site once.

 

I simply put my interests down as: loves a fumble

 

It said my ideal match was Jamie Langfield.

 

Brilliant. :hysterical:

[Sheep#1]

Never used a site, I'm a shy person, however I've been tempted recently to start using affairs4u just for the laugh and the old birds

 

Talk about jumping in at the deep end! Although they would certainly teach you a thing or two... Just watch out for the psycho husband coming after you with a meat cleaver.

 

Well if you are shy, online dating is ideal for you, can make up any old bollocks, worst case you meet up and get a slap, best case some slap and tickle.

[Bobby Connor]

I had a mad one on Friday night. The last two lassies I had seen... their ex husbands were both together in the same room. By all accounts one had invited the other round. I can imagine my name isna exactly spelt out in gold lights in their neck of the woods!

[tainboy]

I can't mate, It would be so wrong! I have been dating someone that knows your wife, they work together. Gossip about you!

 

 

I am aware. She was in my class in school.

[The Boofon]

I had a mad one on Friday night. The last two lassies I had seen... their ex husbands were both together in the same room. By all accounts one had invited the other round. I can imagine my name isna exactly spelt out in gold lights in their neck of the woods!

 

 

It's sounding more and more like you're the extra person in a threesome organised by weird couples like Dawn and Pete in "Gavin and Stacey"

 

Do you insist on keeping on your Stone Roses beach hat when you're banging them?

[tup]

I am aware. She was in my class in school.

 

Long as it's not incest we're talking here.

 

If so, keep the photos to yersels.

[terenceandphilip]

Abidy's online all the blinkin time. What's the deal?Top source of birds, you'd be mad to narrow your angles.

 

 

I'm still not sure it was a date I was on though. Still, enjoyable to say the least.

[tup]

Speak for yourself terenceandphilip, I'm not online all the time.

[tainboy]

Long as it's not incest we're talking here.

 

If so, keep the photos to yersels.

 

 

I leave the incestual inbreeding to the gollacks and islanders.

[tainboy]

Long as it's not incest we're talking here.

 

If so, keep the photos to yersels.

 

 

I leave the incestual inbreeding to the gollacks and islanders.

[tup]

I heard you the first time.

[robbojunior]

I heard you the first time.

 

are you two in the same internet cafe?

[tup]

I don't think they have internet cafes in Tain.

[terenceandphilip]

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[Bobby Connor]

I am aware. She was in my class in school.

 

It was bizarre how she guessed your second name just based on what happened in Madrid!

 

Oocha.

[tup]

[terenceandphilip]