Ideal Christmas Gifts For Hat's Posters

[fatshaft]

woohoo! and red to boot! thank you x

[looksgoodinred]

He started it...just saying

 

yes he did. but as my mother would have said, "you need not lower yourself to respond in kind".

 

get in the holiday spirit gentlemen! please?

[Redstar]

yes he did. but as my mother would have said, "you need not lower yourself to respond in kind".

 

get in the holiday spirit gentlemen! please?

You're right LGIR...all the best to you FS I hope you have a good festive period and are not too lonely a Christmas in your sordid little grief hole in your great new bachelor pad...

[dervish]

but i got you something else Dervish. although i'm sure i could exchange it for the ball-cleaning golf wench if you'd prefer? Ever wish you could have a few dishes simmering in your slow cooker at once? Tru's Three-Crock Buffet Slow Cooker ($49.99-$69.99, based on capacity, amazon.com) lets you do just that. This model comes in three size options: two models with equal sized chambers (1.5 quarts on one and 2.5 quarts on the other) and a unique design that allows for a main course and two sides (with two 1.5-quart pots and a 4-quart main section.)not nearly as much fun i guess. but pretty handy nonetheless.

Awww I wanted nice clean balls. Ah well will just need to wait till sunday. Haha that is amazing how much food would that actually make? Maybes I could just fill it up on a monday leave it on and eat it all through the week? Might even clean my own balls more often if I had all that spare time not making my tea during the week.

 

EDIT: Here's one for you:

 

 

[dervish]

You're right LGIR...all the best to you FS I hope you have a good festive period and are not too lonely a Christmas in your solid little grief hole in your great new bachelor pad...

 

How unpleasant. Get the holiday spirit. Here's your gift, don't open it before Christmas day mind!

 

 

 

[looksgoodinred]

Awww I wanted nice clean balls. Ah well will just need to wait till sunday.

 

Haha that is amazing how much food would that actually make? Maybes I could just fill it up on a monday leave it on and eat it all through the week? Might even clean my own balls more often if I had all that spare time not making my tea during the week.

 

it seems to have an option for a 4-quart main pot, plus two 1.5 quart sides! that'd be enough for a week, no?

[Ke1t]

but i got you something else Dervish. although i'm sure i could exchange it for the ball-cleaning golf wench if you'd prefer?

 

 

 

Uncanny... I have this exact slow cooker.

 

In fact I only just used it to braise some sausages at the weekend. One pot was a white wine, chicken stock and Rosemary concoction, the other was beef broth, sage and onion.

 

In my big crock pot I made Beef Olives, and I made my by now famous Green Bean Casserole, with roasted tatties

 

...that's me hungry now.

[looksgoodinred]

Uncanny... I have this exact slow cooker.

 

In fact I only just used it to braise some sausages at the weekend. One pot was a white wine, chicken stock and Rosemary concoction, the other was beef broth, sage and onion.

 

In my big crock pot I made Beef Olives, and I made my by now famous Green Bean Casserole, with roasted tatties

 

...that's me hungry now.

 

you don't!! really?

add your beer-tit girl to the three-part slow cooker.. and you'll not have to come up for food nor drink for an entire weekend.

[looksgoodinred]

Awww I wanted nice clean balls. Ah well will just need to wait till sunday. Haha that is amazing how much food would that actually make? Maybes I could just fill it up on a monday leave it on and eat it all through the week? Might even clean my own balls more often if I had all that spare time not making my tea during the week.

 

EDIT: Here's one for you:

 

 

thank you Dervish!! that's incredibly cool. i'd quite possibly never have to scrub another pot again! x

[Ke1t]

you don't!! really?

add your beer-tit girl to the three-part slow cooker.. and you'll not have to come up for food nor drink for an entire weekend.

 

True story... great piece of equipment.

 

I DO want a beer slut, though.

 

[The Boofon]

Nae much tits going on there Kelt.

 

Poor show.

 

Get a picture of that mental bird with the Japanese language learning up instead.

[looksgoodinred]

True story... great piece of equipment.

 

I DO want a beer slut, though.

 

 

did you not see my gift on page 1? i don't think it gets better than two different beers tapped out a woman's tits, unless i could find one for you that had JD spouting from her fud as well

[Dynamo]

yes he did. but as my mother would have said, "you need not lower yourself to respond in kind".

 

get in the holiday spirit gentlemen! please?

 

 

Sounds like a lump of coal might be winging its way to redstar and fatshaft

[Ke1t]

did you not see my gift on page 1? i don't think it gets better than two different beers tapped out a woman's tits, unless i could find one for you that had JD spouting from her fud as well

 

I did see that big-tittied slutty with the tit-optics, bless you. I liked that very much, it being relevant to my interests.

 

And while it's true I tend towards the better endowed shiksas, I do love a chick who looks downright batfuck crazy.

 

Get me a Meshuggeneh Zaftig for Hanukkah and you'll never see me again.

 

Another true story.

[spamspamspam]

I'd get Tup a hooker but I wouldnt want to support child trafficking and an octopus for MDAL.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I'd get Tup a hooker but I wouldnt want to support child trafficking and an octopus for MDAL.

 

 

Thanks for the thought, I know have 'those' images in my head again. Damn you Kelt.

 

I'm getting you a celebratory Maggie Thatcher is dead tshirt for your xmas Spam. That and a Tony De Vit mixtape.

[Ke1t]

Christmas Morning at MDAL's Casa?

 

Oh, Hai! I is here now for the sex now plz! I am be an octupus, thx!

[muttondressedaslamb]

Well at least I'll know what to do thanks to that video

 

I'm going to hack of Jennifer Tilly's breasts and post them to you as revenge.

[looksgoodinred]

and for Tommy...

 

[Big Man]

For Rocket:

 

- A Book

 

 

 

 

For Fatshaft:

 

- A 12-month subscription to the Gay Times

 

 

 

For Cheesepipes:

 

 

[fatshaft]

 

 

For Fatshaft:

 

- A 12-month subscription to the Gay Times

Something very wrong with you, you're always trying to convert people to poofery. Nae gettin enough action?

[muttondressedaslamb]

I bet those articles about Caitlin Moran and Kath and Kim are really funny.

Why so many women love gay porn?

[Big Man]

Something very wrong with you, you're always trying to convert people to poofery. Nae gettin enough action?

 

 

I'm only messing with you.

 

I'm nae currently getting enough action as it goes - u ken how it is...

[dervish]

I bet those articles about Caitlin Moran and Kath and Kim are really funny.

Why so many women love gay porn?

 

Not a fan?

[Ke1t]

Well at least I'll know what to do thanks to that video

 

I'm going to hack of Jennifer Tilly's breasts and post them to you as revenge.

 

 

You leave the lovely JT's tettehs alone!

 

But in the event that you don't, I reckon I can convert them for use as earmuffs.

 

[Ke1t]

You'd get a ride on the first date with the Tilly, for sure!

 

I doubt you'd even need to be on a date.

 

She seems the kind of lass who hands out cock-suckings and hand jobs like Halloween candy.

[looksgoodinred]

I doubt you'd even need to be on a date.

 

She seems the kind of lass who hands out cock-suckings and hand jobs like Halloween candy.

 

Do you have a problem with that?

[Ke1t]

Do you have a problem with that?

 

The only problem I have with Jennifer Tilly is that she isn't my next door neighbour.

 

...or basement sex slave.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sc4p5q6xig

[muttondressedaslamb]

 

holy SHIT

 

bought

 

Is the raging station helmet head going up your arse or the wife's?

Whatever the outcome, enjoy!

[boboisared]

Is the raging station helmet head going up your arse or the wife's?

Whatever the outcome, enjoy!

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