daytripping Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 He's not logged on since Christmas day so I'm suspecting something is up, I reckon he may have been locked up for routing the Ajax firm on his tod or he's maybe possibly holed up with some famous model and can't post because he's too busy making sweet love. Anyone have any other idea's or know where he is? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 He's not logged on since Christmas day so I'm suspecting something is up, I reckon he may have been locked up for routing the Ajax firm on his tod or he's maybe possibly holed up with some famous model and can't post because he's too busy making sweet love. Anyone have any other idea's or know where he is? Dead? Only kidding. Or am I? 2 5 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I'm a bit worried about him. Or more exactly his absence. But perhaps he's just gone on a surprise Christmas holiday with his wife and will return shortly? 1 Link to comment
snoyl Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I guess he's had 2 pints, before drowning in his own piss and shit! It's what he would have wanted. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 Bluto would never stop posting because of something said to him. The mans a comedy legend, its just that some of you don't get him. 1 Link to comment
fatshaft Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 He's not logged on since Christmas day so I'm suspecting something is up, I reckon he may have been locked up for routing the Ajax firm on his tod or he's maybe possibly holed up with some famous model and can't post because he's too busy making sweet love. Anyone have any other idea's or know where he is?Airfix? 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Airfix? Did they ever issue a Goodyear Blimp? Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 It would be a shame if he's been kidnapped on the way home from the cruiser by some aids ridden gay gang and he's now locked in a cellar as their bitch. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 It would be a shame if he's been kidnapped on the way home from the cruiser by some aids ridden gay gang and he's now locked in a cellar as their bitch. I think he's been kidnapped by the CBeebies Alphablocks. Link to comment
delta1red Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 It would be a shame if he's been kidnapped on the way home from the cruiser by some aids ridden gay gang and he's now locked in a cellar as their bitch. He would fucking love that. Link to comment
Redstar Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Hopefully he's ok and has just misplaced/lost/had his phone nicked. 1 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I like bluto. Pray for bluto. 9 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 Wouldn't surprise me if that Karl Fletcher is behind Bluto's dissapearance, something shifty about that lad, the nice tag may be a cover for a rampant serial killer. 1 Link to comment
buchanskii Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 He'll be at the 'cruiser. Probably sinking his 10th premium Dutch lager and fuelling himself with typical pub grub as we speak. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 More than likely still in a drink induced coma in the battle cruiser. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I like bluto. Pray for bluto. I pressed the wrong button there! I've lit a candle at the front window as way of rectifying this and to show my support for bloots. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Also, ive been told Celtic and Liverpool fans are holding a vigil. It's deeply affected both clubs 1 Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 He's not logged on since Christmas day so I'm suspecting something is up, I reckon he may have been locked up for routing the Ajax firm on his tod or he's maybe possibly holed up with some famous model and can't post because he's too busy making sweet love. Anyone have any other idea's or know where he is? He is behind you taking you from behind. 2 Link to comment
tup Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I doubt whether something is wrong. He's probably still alive. Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 If you're reading Bluto, please let us know you're ok. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 I've arranged a candlelight vigil on the top of Brimmond Hill at 9pm, please be there if you can @#weareallbluto. No Highlanders or Huns please. 1 Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I doubt whether something is wrong. He's probably still alive. or dead or lying in a ditch clinging to his last breath. You are probably right though he'll be sitting in his underpants playing xbox like everyone else. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 If you're reading Bluto, please let us know you're ok.think of the children! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I doubt whether something is wrong. He's probably still alive. I hope not. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 #prayforbluto #weareallbluto Or maybe he is just enjoying the festive period instead of posting pish on here like us... Link to comment
E-P-K Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Panic over, he has returned. Link to comment
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