fatshaft Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Been using AutoGlym - "choice of the professionals" or some such shit? Bilberry juice for the alloys, canna beat that. So best shampoo for the paintwork, it's Saturday tomorro, so got to crack on, recommendations? Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just buy yourself a new car every week instead. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just buy yourself a new car every week instead.Well I did winder, seems like a few on here have that sort of idea, but seems an affa expensive wye to hae a clean car like? Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Well I did winder, seems like a few on here have that sort of idea, but seems an affa expensive wye to hae a clean car like? Aye, I used to just use any old car shampoo on the silver bullet, but I recently learned that I should buy one that costs more than my house and then never clean it. Everyday's a school day round here. Link to comment
Redstar Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Been using AutoGlym - "choice of the professionals" or some such shit? Bilberry juice for the alloys, canna beat that. So best shampoo for the paintwork, it's Saturday tomorro, so got to crack on, recommendations?Get yourself down to the Trinity Centre car park...pay one of the Polish blokes about Link to comment
jassb Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Fats, get yourself some Megular's Gold Class. Washes and conditions paint in one step - with rich, luxurious suds. So it says anyway. I've got a black car and its gleaming every Sunday after I spend my Sunday morning caring for my pride and joy. Ok, not every Sunday, maybe every couple of months. But it's decent stuff for the car washing. I'm not letting some dodger in a car park anywhere near my car. 3 Link to comment
fatshaft Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 Fats, get yourself some Megular's Gold Class. Washes and conditions paint in one step - with rich, luxurious suds. So it says anyway. I've got a black car and its gleaming every Sunday after I spend my Sunday morning caring for my pride and joy. Ok, not every Sunday, maybe every couple of months. But it's decent stuff for the car washing. I'm not letting some dodger in a car park anywhere near my car.Aye seen that on the Alfa forum, hooring dear like, mind you, nae as dear as buying a new car every time it's dirty. Might gie it a looksee. Link to comment
CraigHill Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Pay a professional. Polished Bliss if you are flush! Link to comment
zander Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 As mentioned use the Polish guys. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Pay a professional. Polished Bliss if you are flush! This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ amazing! Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 As the boys say, go for Megular's for the hale she-bang. Shampoo, Clay bars, paint cleaner, polish, wax, a'thing. Nae the cheapest but defo the best results. All very well paying some hoor to do it for you but helluva satifying doing it yersel and seeing the results. Link to comment
Notorious Chee Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Can't go wrong with Meguirs, using Meguirs gold class just now also with ICE wheel cleaner (best I have tried so far). Meguirs bug and tar remover is a blessing, so easy to get your car spotless. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 A layer of grime keeps the rust away, why clean!? Link to comment
Carluke_Hibee Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 A layer of grime keeps the rust away, why clean!? Showroom Shine. If you can find it. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Handwash gem Tufanega used with brillo works for me. Might be ok for the car too. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I clean my car the week after I buy it, I then lose interest and it becomes a storage facility for empty Lambert and Butler packets. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I clean my car the week after I buy it, I then lose interest and it becomes a storage facility for empty Lambert and Butler packets.Same here. Except I don't smoke, so don't collect empty fag packets. And if I did, I wouldn't smoke Lamborghinis - like to think I'd be more of a Dunhill or Marlboro type. Thought you'd quit anyway? Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Same here. Except I don't smoke, so don't collect empty fag packets. And if I did, I wouldn't smoke Lamborghinis - like to think I'd be more of a Dunhill or Marlboro type. Thought you'd quit anyway? Got patches, vapouriser and lozenges from the chemist for free, still sitting beside my bed waiting for me to start, the daughter is nipping my head every day so will do it soon. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Same here. Except I don't smoke, so don't collect empty fag packets. And if I did, I wouldn't smoke Lamborghinis - like to think I'd be more of a Dunhill or Marlboro type. Thought you'd quit anyway? You'd look cool with a Marlboro, big mouser and a cowboy hat, everyone would! Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You'd look cool with a Marlboro, big mouser and a cowboy hat, everyone would! Hmmm. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Hmmm. The man reeks of throat cancer, what's not to like! Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You can tell that bloke doesn't do the dishes of an evening. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 http://dirtycarart.com/ A dirty, dusty car window is an irresistible canvas for a lot of people. But mostly they'll just write "wash me" on it and call it a day.On his website, artist Scott Wade admits he started out that way, many years ago.But somewhere along the way, the artist, who lives on a long and dusty dirt road, went from writing with a finger to creating full-fledged works of art on dusty car windows.He first discovered the possibilities of a dirty windshield when he was doodling with his finger while chewing on a popsicle stick. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 thats exactly what i look like Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 thats exactly what i look like one of the three stooges "painted" into the dirty windshield? or the marlboro man? Link to comment
Biscuit Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Pay a professional.Polished Bliss if you are flush!This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ amazing!Have to disagree, in my opinion an absolute cowboy. Had a bad experience there and know quite a few others who won't go near them. Plus he's a dirty Hun bastard, the worst kind to, a mouthy Aberdeen based Hun cunt. Link to comment
Redstar Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Pay a professional.Polished Bliss if you are flush!This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ amazing!Have to disagree, in my opinion an absolute cowboy. Had a bad experience there and know quite a few others who won't go near them.Plus he's a dirty Hun bastard, the worst kind to, a mouthy Aberdeen based Hun cunt.Have no fear Biscuit...I will spread the word on this hun cu*t car cleaner...fu*k him Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Pay a professional.Polished Bliss if you are flush!This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ amazing!Have to disagree, in my opinion an absolute cowboy. Had a bad experience there and know quite a few others who won't go near them. Plus he's a dirty Hun bastard, the worst kind to, a mouthy Aberdeen based Hun cunt. Aye I stand corrected, since I posted this I have found out he's a Zombie lover.......Aint nobody got time for dat! Link to comment
Biscuit Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Aye good. Unfortunately I saw a tweet where he posted his view from his seat at Ipox. Smelly dirty valeter Hun cunt Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The wife gets a black fella in to give her's a thorough going over every once in a while. Link to comment
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