Gimme Back My Porn, Fuckers.

[Ke1t]

Without any kind of warning or announcement, Google.com just goes right ahead and puts a blanket censorship on porn.

 

This time last month you typed, say, 'Oral Sex', into Google image search and you got just a whole shitload of images of young flibberty gibbets sucking all manner of cock. Because that's what oral means... it means chicks sucking cocks. It's understood.

 

If you didn't want to see a whole bunch of cocks in a whole bunch of chicks gobs then you could choose... CHOOSE mind you... to filter out graphic sexual images in the filter thing there.

 

Well, for the safety of the public at large, Google has taken it upon itself to filter out the majority of the porn regardless of whether you want them to or not. Now when you search, say, 'Oral Sex', on Google.com all you get is a bunch of fucking dentistry-related images. And there's no function whatsoever to remove the filter. The best you can do is set it to 'no filter' which is in fact.... fucking filtered.

 

If I wanted to live in a world where other people determine whether or not I can search for porn then I'd have been cheering on the fucking Russians during the Cold War.

 

Fuck em... I've switched to Bing, a proper search engine, where searching for, say, 'Oral Sex', will yield literally thousands of pictures of birds wrapping their gobs around cocks. Very first picture... chick with a cock in her mouth, exactly as you would expect.

 

Just checked Google.co.uk and they've censored that too.

 

Type in 'Oral Sex' in Google and you get this...

 

 

Now, I'm not the most detail oriented individual in the world... but even I'm noticing that there's something pretty fucking important missing in that picture of 'Oral Sex'.

 

Yeah, Google knows what's best for you.

 

This isn't even just about finding suitable wanking material... this is about your fucking freedoms, internet censorship, the ever-diminishing rights of the individual... AND about finding suitable wanking material.

 

Well, I for one am voting with my dick and taking my business to Bing.

 

Good day to you, sir.

[Aberdeen_Fan]

Hahha that is a bit if a fucking joke like!!!!

[muttondressedaslamb]

Amusing post and well writed.

 

 

 

It appears obvious however that the girls in these images are not half as important to you as viewing the mens cocks?

 

 

pity the reply wasn't.

 

 

Unlucky Kelt but I'm sure you can see the greater good here. Hmmm maybe not.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Actually Google are cunts. Was setting up Google Now to display data on my 'favourite team' option. Hunted high and low for AFC and couldn't find it. The only 2 Scottish teams who are on - Septic and a team called Rangers

[a don in oz]

Saw this title and heard it in Ben Folds Fives "Song for the Dumped"

 

(Give me my money back, you bitch)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjkMh0tKCZo

 

So there you have it.

 

 

[Foster14]

I just did a test run and google still showing all the sordidness I want it to...

[fatshaft]

I just did a test run and google still showing all the sordidness I want it to...

I think Keltabarian may be suffering from what is known as 'Americaness'.

 

If he logs into google.co.uk, I'm sure he'll find all manner of things that people in the free world like to search for, as opposed to google.yankyreligiousfreaks that he gets in 'land of the free'

[muttondressedaslamb]

It was a deliberate faux pas.

 

 

I apologise if I offended you in any way.

 

No need to apologise for being a mong.

[Poodler]

I think porn has desensitised me.

 

Pictures do fuck all for me, how can you crack off to a still? I need motion to be stimulated and I find I'm viewing more and more bizzare things ala bukakke and fisting. I would never dream of entertaining my woman with these sorts of things and I think I've lost my mind.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I think porn has desensitised me.

 

Pictures do fuck all for me, how can you crack off to a still? I need motion to be stimulated and I find I'm viewing more and more bizzare things ala bukakke and fisting. I would never dream of entertaining my woman with these sorts of things and I think I've lost my mind.

 

Just think what it has done to youngsters these days compared to your youth. They probably think this is what happens in real life. Cheesepipes excepted of course, these things aren't the norm.

[Poodler]

Just think what it has done to youngsters these days compared to your youth. They probably think this is what happens in real life. Cheesepipes excepted of course, these things aren't the norm.

 

 

I'm 24, the last ten years have been a Whirlwind of hankies and confusion

[muttondressedaslamb]

I'm 24, the last ten years have been a Whirlwind of hankies and confusion

 

The days were a lot simpler for teenagers pre internet.

[Jones]

What the underwear section in the clubby? Thank fuck for channel 5 is all I'll say. The kids these days don't know how good they have it. If they want to see some slight frsamed Japanese girl masturbating with an octopus then it's only three clicks away.

 

In all fairness though I don't see what the fuss is about here, they're only excluding image results, you can still type "porn sites" and have returned hundreds, nay, thousands of websites teeming with the sort of content you're after. If it's worth it it's worth working a little harder for.

[granite sheep]

The days were a lot simpler for teenagers pre internet.

Porn found in hedges, fpr example.

[Sploosh]

What the underwear section in the clubby?

 

I'm sure my Mam knew why there where pages ripped out

[Jones]

Daily Sport, do they still make that paper?

[muttondressedaslamb]

A fondness for anal romance does not make me a perverted monster.

 

I'm a noble beast, proud and highly aroused.

 

 

Perversion is in the eye of the beholder though Cheesepipes.

[Jigot]

Daily Sport, do they still make that paper?

You better believe it. Twice a week, the workmate buys it and I give it a thorough quick brows through.

The things that thon horny grannies would dae to you would make your 3 eyes water.

[Henry]

I give it a thorough quick brows through.

 

 

Eyebrow porn?

 

That's a new one.

[looksgoodinred]

Kelt, did you know there was such a thing as farting porn?

 

dinna ask how i got onto this topic travelling home from a meeting with my colleagues. but suffice to say, we go googling fart porn (well i was driving, so the person in the back seat did. safety first! )

 

aside from the fact it seems a very odd sexual fetish to us, it did strike us that it was more an audio rather than a visual thing. wouldn't you agree?

[Aberdeen_Fan]

Ach just stick to nuts! Atleast they can't take that away from us!

[Ke1t]

Kelt, did you know there was such a thing as farting porn?

 

dinna ask how i got onto this topic travelling home from a meeting with my colleagues. but suffice to say, we go googling fart porn (well i was driving, so the person in the back seat did. safety first! )

 

aside from the fact it seems a very odd sexual fetish to us, it did strike us that it was more an audio rather than a visual thing. wouldn't you agree?

 

I was indeed aware that there was such a thing as farting porn. It was brought to my attention some years ago when a dude asphyxiated himself while wearing some weird rubber-suit contraption that ran a pipe from his arse to his face. Presumably you can't survive very long wearing an airtight suit, waiting to fart methane you can inhale.

 

Technically I'd say he died of stupidity before I would agree he died of suffocation, though.

 

I would direct you to Rule 34.

[looksgoodinred]

I was indeed aware that there was such a thing as farting porn. It was brought to my attention some years ago when a dude asphyxiated himself while wearing some weird rubber-suit contraption that ran a pipe from his arse to his face. Presumably you can't survive very long wearing an airtight suit, waiting to fart methane you can inhale.

 

Technically I'd say he died of stupidity before I would agree he died of suffocation, though.

 

I would direct you to Rule 34.

 

what's rule 34? (you knew i'd ask )

[Ke1t]

what's rule 34? (you knew i'd ask )

 

I actually figured you would Google it, you lethargic bint.

 

[looksgoodinred]

I actually figured you would Google it, you lethargic bint.

 

 

well i did go so far as to check the forum rules, but there's less than a dozen. so figured it was one of your very own rules and thought i'd ask; never even thought to google it!

 

but now i did. thank you

[The Boofon]

Check this poor bastard.

 

Nightmare scenario coming back and finding out someone has stolen your porn.

 

His missus looks like an overweight Venus Williams.

 

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/02/28/victim-of-terrible-porn-robbery-tells-his-story/

[Bluto10]

man williams.

 

fuckin horrors

[buchanskii]

What the underwear section in the clubby? Thank fuck for channel 5 is all I'll say. The kids these days don't know how good they have it. If they want to see some slight frsamed Japanese girl masturbating with an octopus then it's only three clicks away.

 

In all fairness though I don't see what the fuss is about here, they're only excluding image results, you can still type "porn sites" and have returned hundreds, nay, thousands of websites teeming with the sort of content you're after. If it's worth it it's worth working a little harder for.

 

:hysterical:

 

A guy being shafted by a horse to death is only a few clicks away also.

 

If I want to watch brazilian fart porn then dammit the internet will provide, I will hear no more bad words said about the beauty that is the internet; merely because one of it's sycophantic lackies (google) is trying to clean up its act.

[looksgoodinred]

being the cutting-edge kind of guy you are, Kelt, i'm sure you were probably already aware of this, but just in case..

 

http://www.dailydot.com/technology/porn-search-engine-boodigo/?fbdd

 

Boodigo isn’t actually the first search engine designed exclusively for porn: There’s also Search.xxx, an adult-friendly mockup of Google, as well as PornMD. But unlike PornMD, which will take you directly to free tube sites (which many performers in the adult industry have claimed encourages the spread of illegal piracy), Boodigo is marketing itself as a search engine for the ethical porn aficionado: The site directs you to individual performer and studio pay sites, instead of sites that might feature illegally posted or unlicensed content.

 

So, OK, if it wants to go around calling itself the world's first porn search engine, Boodigo obviously needs to work out a few kinks first. But in light of Google's recent AdWords policy change restricting adult content advertising, many porn performers and producers have expressed concern that tech giants are increasingly censoring adult content, which might lead to them eliminating adult content from their platforms altogether.

 

If that actually ever happens, a search engine like Boodigo won't just be helpful to porn aficionados looking for a secure, anonymous, cookie-free J.O. experience -- it'll be necessary. Let's just hope for the sake of eel anal enthusiasts that it tweaks its algorithms a bit first.

[StandFree1982]

haha ethical porn.